COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE!
Hiei sat in a tree after a long night of sleep. He was still tired, but seeing as the sun was up, he couldn't possibly sleep anymore. He jumped out of the tree and yawned. He had to find a way to stay awake, or he'd nod off in the middle of something. Not a good idea. Unfortunately, he wasn't full of good ideas today.
"Alright, who gave Hiei coffee?" Yusuke yelled at the top of his lungs.
"ME! It was all me! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! You can't stop meh!" Hiei resumed his mad running around, which was driving Yusuke insane.
"Hiei, please calm down and behave rationally," Kurama said in his normal calm voice, "or we'll have to shoot you with a tranquilizer..."
The caffienated koorime stopped directly in front of Kurama and stared up into his face. "Just try and catch me," he taunted. "MWAHA YOU CAN'T!" Zing! He was gone again.
"What's up with Shorty?" Kuwabara asked, just now noticing the short demon's odd behavior.
"THE PENGUINS! THE PENGUINS! KUWABARA YOUR CAT'S NOT SAFE!" Hiei jumped up and clung to Kuwabara's shirt collar, brining him to eye level with the tall guy. "Hide your pets and small children! THE PENGUINS ARE COMING!" he shrieked, shaking Kuwabara violently back and forth. "To the Batmobile!" He leapt off into the air, but was halted by a thick green whip with thorns. Kurama yanked him to the ground.
"What part of 'behave' was unclear?" the redhead asked, his whip morphing back to a normal rose.
Hiei looked at his wrist where the whip had restrained him. "You hurt me," he said, inspecting the puncture wounds. "Nw kiss it and make it better." He extended his wrist to the kitsune, pouting slightly.
"That's a little much," Kurama replied.
"Fine then, be that way..." Hiei ran off. "I SHALL CONQUER!"
"We should just walk away and pretend we don't know him."
"I admit, I'm embarrassed just listening to him..."
"PENGUINS!"
"What's he on, anyway?" Kuwabara asked.
"I blame coffee," Yusuke declared.
THUD.
"Ouch... that hurt..." Hiei massaged his shoulder where he'd fallen from a tree. "That was the weirdest dream I've ever had..." He stood up, feeling tired. "I should drink some coffee or something..."
Yeah, it was short and kinda stupid, but hey, at least I wrote it... REVIEW! OR I SHALL SIC THE PENGUINS ON YOU!
Hiei: NOOO! -runs and hides-