I do not own any of the characters.

I woke up one sunny day. It seemed perfect. The birds were chirping and a gentle breeze went through my window. I brushed my long, red hair and got dressed. Then, I walked downstairs to say good morning to my friends. As I was walking, I saw Beast Boy walking towards the living room.

"Hey Beast Boy!" I exclaimed.

"Hey Star!" Beast Boy greeted. We chatted until the door to the livingroom opened. Then, we were speachless. I threw up and Beast Boy held my hair back. Behind that livingroom door was disgusting. It was Raven and her new boyfriend, Kevin. They were vigerously making out butt naked.

"Oh. My." Was all Beast Boy could say. I finished puking and Raven stared at us.

"Oh. Hi guys. Heh heh. Well this is awkward." Raven said nervously. Her nipples rolled to the floor as she stood up. Kevin was chomping on one of those gray nipples like a piece of bubblegum. Beast Boy stood there, eyes wide.

"Ummm, guys. Can you never do that again?" Beast Boy asked.

"Can't promise you that one!" Kevin exclaimed. Then, Raven walked over to Beast Boy and me. Her vagina sagged passed her knees.

"Do not tell Robin." Raven said. Then, I fainted.

*I know, it was short, but I had to write it!!!