Hello all, since I just finished the Inuyasha manga(which in my opinion was the best manga I ever read), I decided to make a list of all the ways to annoy Inuyasha haters! Enjoy!

1. Play with a foam sword, and claim it to be Tessaiga or Tenseiga.

2. ....Attempt to use attacks such as Kaze no Kizu or Kongoshoha with above mentioned foam sword and aim them at the Inu hater.

3. Make them watch all the Inuyasha episodes with you.

4. ....Narrate everything that is happening while watching.

time you feel the wind blowing, say in a hushed voice, "It's Kagura's spirit"and bow your head.

6. Attempt to suck out their soul with a circular mirror.

7. When their acting particularly crabby, say "It's your time of the month, isn't it?"

8. ...When you offend them with that comment, say, "Heesh, I was only asking if it was the time of the month when your youkai powers disapear, no need to get offended" in an affronted tone.

9. Draw a kazaana on your hand and attempt to suck them into it.

10. For Christmas, get them a shirt with Inuyasha wearing an elf hat.

11. When they dis Inuyasha, stare intently at them and say, "Your secretly Naraku in disguise, aren't you?"

12. Attempt to seal them to a tree by shooting them with a toy bow.

13. Push them down a well to see if they will enter Singoku Jidai.

14. ...Run away when you hear the loud thud when they hit the bottom.

15. Claim that every round object you encounter is the Shikon no Tama.

16. ...Ask them if they can purify the jewel.

17. Sit them down in a chair and refuse to let them go until they have read every chapter of Inuyasha.

18. Tell them that a youkai has taken over their bodies and that they must be destroyed.

19. Swat them with your nails and attempt to use Sankon Tesso

20. Whenever they say something, reply with, "That's my line!"

21. ...On occasion, instead of saying "That's my line!", just say "Keh" or "Feh"

22. Constantly vent your anger at Sesshoumaru/Young Rin romance fics to them.

23. Tell them that they are as mature as Miroku.

24. Give them rosary beads and try to make them "sit".

25. ...Forcefully push them to the ground when it does not work.

26. Give them nicknames related to Inuyasha.

27. ...Refuse to tell them what the names stand for.

28. Rub their ears, telling them that they would be so adorable if they were more pointy and furry.

29. Hit them with a boomerang, claiming that it's Hirikotsu.

30. Do all the the above all in one week.

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Inuyasha walked out of his hut one morning and saw this list posted on his front door. When he picked it up, he started reading intently. He pondered for a minute then said "Intresting". He grinned and ran towards the bone eaters well, intent on annoying people.

And that's the end, sorry if it kinda sucks, it's just something that was in my head and needed to get out. PLEASE REVIEW!