Danny: Ok, I'm not going to lie. Wild Kratts has always been one of my favorite animated kids tv shows, ever since it came out. What can I say, guilty pleasure. So if they were to turn it into an anime, it would be even better. This is a very crappy oneshot that I came up with during my creative writing class, so enjoy? Note: in the platypus episode you know when Chris was shrunken and was held captive by Donita, Zack, and Gormand? Imagine that later in the series.

Chris groaned as his brown eyes fluttered open. He moved his hand in an attempt to warm up his arms which were freezing cold but instantaneously stopped when he felt a tight pressure in his wrists. Rolling his eyes he sat up and leaned against a candlestick, silently cursing himself for being miniaturized and captured, again.

"So you're finally awake," Zack's annoying high pitched voice drawled.

Chris rolled his eyes and suddenly realized why he was cold. His favorite green sweatshirt was missing, "hey! Where's my swe-"

"Please Christopher. Do you really think that we'd let you be covered in blood and and dirt?!" Dontina sneered gesturing to his somewhat clean shorts and bright white tee shirt.

Chris raised an eyebrow, "honestly? Yes. Where are we exactly?"

"My restaurant!" Gourmand bragged as he walked over.

"Great, I should've known. So-there's been a question that I've always wanted to ask. Why do you guys go after animals? I mean seriously, Donita, ever heard of faux furs? Zach, Batteries. You can get them basically anywhere! Gourmand….well," Chris demanded.

Donita laughed, "How about a deal Christopher. You answer our question and I'll answer yours."

"Deal," Chris snapped.

"Don't be so harsh, gr-wait…" Zack paused for a second, trying to figure out a good insult, "great. The Ratt's not wearing green."

"So Christopher, why are you the one who always gets caught in our traps? Is it because you don't have a brain? Or-is it something else?!" Donita stated, an evil and sly smirk gracing her face.

Chris froze, trying to figure out how to retort to the fashionista's accusation.

Danny: and that's it. Review. I don't really have anything left to say...umm there might be sequel? Sorry for how short this was? IDK. BYE!

-Danny :)