Disclaimer-I don't own any characters in this fic except for Kinta, and myself, everyone else is owned by their respective company, or individual (some characters are originals)
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Hello all! I am here it's my New Years Eve party! First let me introduce you to my friend and co-host for the purpose of this fic his name will be….um I'll give him a name later! Just so ya know, I'm Kilandra, your hostess!
No Name Boy-Why don't I get a name but you do?!
Kilandra-Because I'm having a mental block,… anyway.. he is a friend of mine, he will aid me in controlling my guests this evening, it is now 7:00, and we have 5 hours til midnight! And our first guests have arrived!
In walks, Tea, Relena and Tristin
Kil-What the hell I didn't invite you?!
Tea-We're here to tell you to that everyone is coming late.
Kil-Oh. Um yeah well, you three can go over by the punch bowl til they get here
(in unison)-OK!
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Kil-God they are idiots…
NNB-You deserve it.
Kil-Hey, watch it you don't even have a name yet! and I have author powers for once!
NNB-You had them in another fic you dolt.
Kil-Shut up!
NNB-You do know you still wearing your painting clothes from today right?
Kil-Ack! I am I need to change! WARDROBE!
*There is a hurricane of cloths and makeup*
Kil-Ta da! I'm ready!
No Name Boy is rolling on the floor in hysterics
Kil-WHAT?!, ahhh! I… I…I look like …
NNB-A hooker. you look ridiculous,
Kil-Shut up. WARDROBE!
*ANOTHER HURRICANE of clothes.*
Kil-How's this?
NNB-Um, look at yourself
Kil-Not a dress, not a dress! WARDROBE!
*Yet another hurricane of clothes..*
Kil-There, I look fine now. Jeans and a tank top I'm happy.
NNB-Hey you got taller!
Kil-*shows him the 3-inch heels* hey I'm short, I need them.
NNB-You're. Taller. Than. Me. Normally.
Kil-So what? deal with it. Well we have time to waste before anyone important comes.
NNB-Give me a name damn it.
Kil-Hobo bob.
NNB-?_? NO!
Kil-Idiot?
NNB-Ha ha not funny.
Kil-Herman?
NNB-What the hell?!
Kil-Kiwi?
NNB-I am not a fruit. -_-;
Kil-Cricket?
NNB-You are crazy.
Kil-How 'bout I just call you Z?
NNB-Oh so I have been reduced to a letter, don't I feel loved…
Kil-How 'bout Pepsi?
NNB-Are you on drugs?
Kil-No. ah I know!
NNB-I am afraid..
Kil-your name will be Fuma!
NNB-*sweatdrop* That's from X and he was evil and besides I think you spelled it wrong.
Kil-So? O.o
NNB-NOT FUMA!
Kil-Fine, hmm this is getting hard I can't think of guy's names….. can I just call you No Name Boy? I like that.
NNB-For now but I need a name before the end of chapter two. And how can you not think of a decent name for me? You've made up at least 15 for stories, it can't be that hard!
Kil-okay, name by the end of chapter two, Deal! And I am having a mental block at the moment, I have ideas but you would hate them all.
NNB-I don't doubt that…
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NNB-What time is it?
Kil-Like 7:30,
NNB-Ug. So who did you invite anyway?
Kil-Well, Yami, Bakura, Kaiba, Yugi, Ryou, Malik, Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre…
NNB-Um, Kilandra, did you invite anyone I like or just the anime guys you think are bishounen?
Kil-And I invited Anthy, Lyna, Katherine, Azara, and Kinta.
NNB-They don't count! And besides, Kinta's worse than you!
Kil-Well you're in for a long night then
NNB(-_-;;)- have I ever told you I hate you?
Kil-Yes, now shut up.
NNB-Not a chance.
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in walk:
Seto Kaiba, Yami, Bakura, Malik, Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, Lyna, Anthy, and Kinta
Kil-Yay! Guests I like!
NNB-Oh 'fun' Torture time-_-;;;
Kil-Well you can stay here then, I'm going to talk!
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Kil-Lyna you made it!
L-Yeah, nice guests but, where's Wufei?
Kil-I shot him
L-Fun
Kil-It was. Where's Anthy?
*Points to dance floor, Anthy and Yami are dancing.*
Kil-Ahh. Talk to ya later, have fun!
L-I will!
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Kil-Kinta?
Kinta-What?
Kil-You are not allowed to kill anyone tonight, *eyes Kinta trench coat* drop the weapons, you too Bakura and Malik!
*The three reluctantly drop all their weapons and the is now a large heap on the floor.*
Kil-Wow that's more than I guessed…. Well they can go in the closet for now.
Let's go dance!
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(on the dance floor.)
Duo-Kilandra?
Kil-What?
Duo-Are there any more girls coming?
Kil-Yeah soon!
Duo-Good! You have twice as many guys here!
Kil-I know, usually at dances there are twice as many girls I'm sick of it, and besides I don't like that many anime girls, on that thought…HEERO!
H-What?
Kil-I have a mission for you.
H-Mission? O.o
Kil-Yes, go kill Relena; she's over by the punch bowl with Tristen and Tea.
H-Mission accepted!*Heero pulls his gun, cocks it and rushes off to fulfill his mission.*
Kinta-Why does he get weapons but we don't?
Kil-Kinta you are my homicidal darkness no way in hell am I going to have you, Bakura and Malik together at a party with your weapons! I'd rather die first! In fact I would die if I let you!
K-I hate you.
Kil-The feeling's mutual.
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everyone is having fun dancing, this includes No Name Boy b/c he likes to dance, this doesn't include Relena( who should be dead by now) or Heero (b/c he's killing Relena or disposing of the body.) also Tea and Tristen have joined the group.
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Malik, (whispering)-Kinta?
Kinta-What?
M-Want to have a little fun, I still have the millennium rod..
Kinta-Oh! Who first?
M-How 'bout the pharaoh?
Kinta-Sounds great to me. Hey Bakura watch this, how 'bout we make the pharaoh the lord of the dance?
*The rod glows and Yami begins to Riverdance!*(if you have never seen Riverdance you are blessed, basically it's really annoying Irish dancing)
A-Yami what the hell are you doing?
Yami-(Monotonously) I'm dancing Anthy.
Everyone realizes that Yami is Riverdancing and is now staring at him
Mind controlled Yami is clueless and just keeps dancing,
A-Malik! Are you doing this?
Anthy notices Malik, Bakura and Kinta in a group and everyone knows that is never good.
M-Crap we've been found out!
The three begin to back away from Anthy as she stalks towards them sparks jumping from her hands.
Kil-Cut it out you four, Malik release Yami and Anthy don't fry them.
A-Really? I think I'd be doing the world a service if I did.
Kil-I tend to agree but I don't have room for the bodies.
A-Fine fine…
*Yami falls on the floor after being released* what the hell was that?
*everyone points to the three*
Y-die.
Kil-I said no killing unless I tell you to!
Everyone was disappointed, well except maybe Malik, Kinta, and Bakura, and returned to their dancing.
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The clock struck eight,
Kil-Aww only four more hours,
NNB-Um Kilandra 4 hours is a looooooong time.
Kil-Not for me! ^_^
*Group anime fall*
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So now it's eight, time for chapter one to end.
So first off, review or I will use the weapons I confiscated from Bakura, Kinta, and Malik to kill you.
Oh and I am willing to take in a few random reviewers! Also you can suggest anime characters to come, I'm open for ideas. I have a list but hey, the more the better!
And contest! Name No Name Boy! He needs a name! Whatever name I like will get used and you will be added to the party.