Hey all, it's your local nut case coming to ya live ^_^ I am
writing a *Gasp* serious fic. But there must still be humor! Ok.I
think I had one to many Resees so I'm gonna go now. Luv to my
buddiez. R/r (please and thank you)
Two troublesome beings, bodies like currents of wind glided across the land, blowing things in all which way and throwing them up in giant gusts. Then swooped around clouds moving them so they blocked out the sun making it dark then dived back down stealing things only to drop them on un suspecting peoples heads. Then plunged back to the earth and solidifying laughing all time. Changing their looks and names. They had been awakened and soon their havoc would stretch across the world. All this, because of a young girl and a pair of boys.
"Hermione come on, it's completely solid" Ron jumped a little on the rickety old Rope Bridge and Hermione held tighter to the side and hissed at him.
"It is NOT solid if it WERE solid it would not have holes!"
"It was probably just termites of something," Ron said and turned following after Harry.
"Termites, that makes me feel better," she muttered inching herself across the bridge. How did I let myself get talked into this, she wondered? Why in the world had she let Harry and Ron drag her out to the Forbidden forest? Had she lost her mind and for that matter had that?
"Hermione we have to find the centaurs, I mean did you see what you did?" Harry said not looking back. "You called lightening! Lightening! With no wand, and Dumbledor said answers would be with the star readers."
"I know. But it's your fault, you just got me so angry and I just wanted to-" She shut her eyes as Thunder shook the sky like an aerial earthquake. Ron looked at her, eyebrow raised.
"Ok, ok you're right." She sighed.
"Exactly," Harry said, "And Dumbledor wouldn't lead us astray."
"If you say so." She muttered and they stopped at what looked like a smaller mountain. "Strange I don't remember the forbidden forest being this big.and I think we'd be able to see this even out of the forest.
Harry shrugged, "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth." And started to climb.
"This is not a gift horse," Ron said and started climbing.
Hermione made a mock sob, "Why me, I'm a good student I do all my work. It's cuz you two corrupted me. Demon children" She started climbing up behind them forcing herself not to look down at they got higher. Finally they stood on the top. Hermione glanced down where she could see the leafy canopy of the forest. "Oh. Dear. Lord."
"Oh calm down, we can try to find something from here."
Hermione opened her mouth to speak but a great shadow passed over them and she shrieked. A large bronze spider moved out of the shadows and lunged at her. She yelled again and a bolt of blue lightening sizzled down from the sky lightening up the night. She could hear Harry and Ron shouting but the thing was coming at her. Why weren't they hexing it! The spider opened its mouth and Hermione could see the sparkle of silver teeth. She stepped back a little and her foot was at the edge of the mountain. Another bolt sizzled down but the spider moved and the bolt hit the ledge she stood on and cracked it. And she fell.
She screamed as she hit the treetop and the branches broke under her wait slowing her fall but raking her skin like tiny knives. Then she hit the ground hard, head first. Everything in her memory blanked as if erased then all she knew was darkness.
2 pairs of eyes peeked out from between the tree. "It's a human.one of Hagrid's" A centaur moved out of the brush to examine the girl then one after it. "This one has enough power, and Chaos and Death have come from darkness. We have no time."
The second centaur placed a hand to Hermione's head "But her mind has erased it self. She'll remember nothing for a long time."
"All the better. She will not have questions, will only do. We have no choice. How long will it be before another comes with her power, HE doesn't let any of them come here."
"You are right. Take her before someone comes. We will train her then send her to battle the Queens. She must not fail" The first centaur lifted Hermione onto his back, her body drooping lifelessly but still with a spark of spirit lift to grow. The sky over head roared noisily as the centaurs galloped into the trees.
The two beings watched this though an orb of black light cackling then called the great bronze spider back to them and swept him of the chess board that was mapped out like the forest. They fell back laughing as the centaurs moved off.
"Ah, Chaos. What fun that was." Said one. Sitting up again.
"No names! You know better we must change."
"Of course, of course," the first one said and her features blurred and she had long black hair and eyes like sapphires. "What terribly ugly skin this child has" She said touching the smooth ivory like face with her finger tips. "And with a name like Harmony Harpsong," She shook her head.
"Well this is how we shall look," said the second who now had long red hair trailing out like a carpet behind her lithe form. "Harmony Harpsong, and Chastity Goodheart. At least until the fun begins and we'll have a new little friend to play with."
The first one now Harmony Harpsong laughed gleefully and snatched up the orb. "Show me the girl!" she rasped at it. And the orb shook and showed a scene of a pair of boys searching and a girl far away from them sleeping in a herd of centaurs. The picture faded.
"Now," the one now known as Chastity Goodheart said "We shall bide out time in the glass house owned by the little bald man."
"Oh yes," Harmony grinned "It'll be such fun to cause him no end of grief and it'll be the perfect thing for my rats."
The two laughed loudly dissolving currents of wind again and wifted down the street their laughter ringing across the land.
Two troublesome beings, bodies like currents of wind glided across the land, blowing things in all which way and throwing them up in giant gusts. Then swooped around clouds moving them so they blocked out the sun making it dark then dived back down stealing things only to drop them on un suspecting peoples heads. Then plunged back to the earth and solidifying laughing all time. Changing their looks and names. They had been awakened and soon their havoc would stretch across the world. All this, because of a young girl and a pair of boys.
"Hermione come on, it's completely solid" Ron jumped a little on the rickety old Rope Bridge and Hermione held tighter to the side and hissed at him.
"It is NOT solid if it WERE solid it would not have holes!"
"It was probably just termites of something," Ron said and turned following after Harry.
"Termites, that makes me feel better," she muttered inching herself across the bridge. How did I let myself get talked into this, she wondered? Why in the world had she let Harry and Ron drag her out to the Forbidden forest? Had she lost her mind and for that matter had that?
"Hermione we have to find the centaurs, I mean did you see what you did?" Harry said not looking back. "You called lightening! Lightening! With no wand, and Dumbledor said answers would be with the star readers."
"I know. But it's your fault, you just got me so angry and I just wanted to-" She shut her eyes as Thunder shook the sky like an aerial earthquake. Ron looked at her, eyebrow raised.
"Ok, ok you're right." She sighed.
"Exactly," Harry said, "And Dumbledor wouldn't lead us astray."
"If you say so." She muttered and they stopped at what looked like a smaller mountain. "Strange I don't remember the forbidden forest being this big.and I think we'd be able to see this even out of the forest.
Harry shrugged, "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth." And started to climb.
"This is not a gift horse," Ron said and started climbing.
Hermione made a mock sob, "Why me, I'm a good student I do all my work. It's cuz you two corrupted me. Demon children" She started climbing up behind them forcing herself not to look down at they got higher. Finally they stood on the top. Hermione glanced down where she could see the leafy canopy of the forest. "Oh. Dear. Lord."
"Oh calm down, we can try to find something from here."
Hermione opened her mouth to speak but a great shadow passed over them and she shrieked. A large bronze spider moved out of the shadows and lunged at her. She yelled again and a bolt of blue lightening sizzled down from the sky lightening up the night. She could hear Harry and Ron shouting but the thing was coming at her. Why weren't they hexing it! The spider opened its mouth and Hermione could see the sparkle of silver teeth. She stepped back a little and her foot was at the edge of the mountain. Another bolt sizzled down but the spider moved and the bolt hit the ledge she stood on and cracked it. And she fell.
She screamed as she hit the treetop and the branches broke under her wait slowing her fall but raking her skin like tiny knives. Then she hit the ground hard, head first. Everything in her memory blanked as if erased then all she knew was darkness.
2 pairs of eyes peeked out from between the tree. "It's a human.one of Hagrid's" A centaur moved out of the brush to examine the girl then one after it. "This one has enough power, and Chaos and Death have come from darkness. We have no time."
The second centaur placed a hand to Hermione's head "But her mind has erased it self. She'll remember nothing for a long time."
"All the better. She will not have questions, will only do. We have no choice. How long will it be before another comes with her power, HE doesn't let any of them come here."
"You are right. Take her before someone comes. We will train her then send her to battle the Queens. She must not fail" The first centaur lifted Hermione onto his back, her body drooping lifelessly but still with a spark of spirit lift to grow. The sky over head roared noisily as the centaurs galloped into the trees.
The two beings watched this though an orb of black light cackling then called the great bronze spider back to them and swept him of the chess board that was mapped out like the forest. They fell back laughing as the centaurs moved off.
"Ah, Chaos. What fun that was." Said one. Sitting up again.
"No names! You know better we must change."
"Of course, of course," the first one said and her features blurred and she had long black hair and eyes like sapphires. "What terribly ugly skin this child has" She said touching the smooth ivory like face with her finger tips. "And with a name like Harmony Harpsong," She shook her head.
"Well this is how we shall look," said the second who now had long red hair trailing out like a carpet behind her lithe form. "Harmony Harpsong, and Chastity Goodheart. At least until the fun begins and we'll have a new little friend to play with."
The first one now Harmony Harpsong laughed gleefully and snatched up the orb. "Show me the girl!" she rasped at it. And the orb shook and showed a scene of a pair of boys searching and a girl far away from them sleeping in a herd of centaurs. The picture faded.
"Now," the one now known as Chastity Goodheart said "We shall bide out time in the glass house owned by the little bald man."
"Oh yes," Harmony grinned "It'll be such fun to cause him no end of grief and it'll be the perfect thing for my rats."
The two laughed loudly dissolving currents of wind again and wifted down the street their laughter ringing across the land.