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Christmas
"Wake up!" screamed Luke to his sister who is still sleeping.
"Luke! It's 2:30 in the morning! go back to bed."
"It's Christmas Eve." He replied and with that he got out of his Barbie Pajama's and into his Rudolph the red nose reindeer costume. "Han!" he screamed." Don't you remember, you have to be Dasher!"
"Go away kid." Han said. "Ah!" Screamed Han when he took a look at Luke in his costume. It had an open face and Luke painted his nose. He was wearing a huge girly grin on his face. He was down on all fours and started panting.
A few hours later, at 7:00, Han and Leia got up and went downstairs. Both refused to dress up in costume. There was a knock on the door. They opened it to find Yoda. He was dressed in an elf costume. He already had the ears and the right height, so Luke decided he should be an elf for Christmas Eve. "What a great party." said Luke looking at the one guest. He put on Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer and started doing the Macarena.
After the Macarena, Han, Luke, Yoda, and Leia put up a Christmas Tree. Leia put on ordainments of Danish buns on the tree, Han put nerfs on the tree, Yoda put candy canes on the tree, and Luke put a pink angel on the top of the tree with his face on it. Then they decorated it with tinsel. For the lights on the tree they put colored lightsabers.
For dinner they had roast beef and mash potatoes with wine. Yoda, Luke and Han had wine. Yoda got drunk and claimed he was a reindeer when he was 456. Han got drunk and claimed he was Steve Erwin and was going to make the Crocodile Hunter Collision Course. He also said he got bit by a poisonous snake 54 times in the "arse" by Obi Wan. Luke said he didn't whine with wine and claimed to be Britney Spears on tour. "No." said Han. "You're not Britney Spears. Ha ha, Your Britney Bears! Haha." said Han still giggling and rolling on the floor.
Leia decided to give it a shot but all she saw was Mrs. Kennedy saying she was adopted by wolves when she was four.
Everyone got hung over and fell asleep. In the middle of the night, Luke awoke and heard, ho ho ho. "Santa Claus?" He asked and went into the livingroom. He heard a voice.
"Hey kid, get e out of here! I got stuck in you're chimney. I gotta lose weight." said the voice.
"Don't worry Santa, I'll get you out." said Luke and began pulling the pudgy figure out of the chimney. Luke finally got him out and turned on the light. Santa Claus was Jabba the Hutt! "Ah!" screamed Luke." But, but I thought you spoke Huttese."
"I do." replied Jabba." But I also speak English."
"Oh," said Luke. Luke then called in Han Leia and Yoda and they soon found out about Jabba. Turns out Jabba just wants Han's money so he can give unfortunate children presents. With the spirit of Christmas, Han started throwing hundred dollar bills at Jabba.
They all sat around the beautiful tree and opened presents. Yoda got stilts from Han, a hat from Leia, a year worth of grammar lessons from Jabba, and green coal to match his skin from Luke.
Leia got all Danish buns to wear in her hair, Han got a nerf, and a herder to herd it, and Luke got a pink dress from Jabba, and everyone else got him pink coal to match.
The End
Christmas
"Wake up!" screamed Luke to his sister who is still sleeping.
"Luke! It's 2:30 in the morning! go back to bed."
"It's Christmas Eve." He replied and with that he got out of his Barbie Pajama's and into his Rudolph the red nose reindeer costume. "Han!" he screamed." Don't you remember, you have to be Dasher!"
"Go away kid." Han said. "Ah!" Screamed Han when he took a look at Luke in his costume. It had an open face and Luke painted his nose. He was wearing a huge girly grin on his face. He was down on all fours and started panting.
A few hours later, at 7:00, Han and Leia got up and went downstairs. Both refused to dress up in costume. There was a knock on the door. They opened it to find Yoda. He was dressed in an elf costume. He already had the ears and the right height, so Luke decided he should be an elf for Christmas Eve. "What a great party." said Luke looking at the one guest. He put on Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer and started doing the Macarena.
After the Macarena, Han, Luke, Yoda, and Leia put up a Christmas Tree. Leia put on ordainments of Danish buns on the tree, Han put nerfs on the tree, Yoda put candy canes on the tree, and Luke put a pink angel on the top of the tree with his face on it. Then they decorated it with tinsel. For the lights on the tree they put colored lightsabers.
For dinner they had roast beef and mash potatoes with wine. Yoda, Luke and Han had wine. Yoda got drunk and claimed he was a reindeer when he was 456. Han got drunk and claimed he was Steve Erwin and was going to make the Crocodile Hunter Collision Course. He also said he got bit by a poisonous snake 54 times in the "arse" by Obi Wan. Luke said he didn't whine with wine and claimed to be Britney Spears on tour. "No." said Han. "You're not Britney Spears. Ha ha, Your Britney Bears! Haha." said Han still giggling and rolling on the floor.
Leia decided to give it a shot but all she saw was Mrs. Kennedy saying she was adopted by wolves when she was four.
Everyone got hung over and fell asleep. In the middle of the night, Luke awoke and heard, ho ho ho. "Santa Claus?" He asked and went into the livingroom. He heard a voice.
"Hey kid, get e out of here! I got stuck in you're chimney. I gotta lose weight." said the voice.
"Don't worry Santa, I'll get you out." said Luke and began pulling the pudgy figure out of the chimney. Luke finally got him out and turned on the light. Santa Claus was Jabba the Hutt! "Ah!" screamed Luke." But, but I thought you spoke Huttese."
"I do." replied Jabba." But I also speak English."
"Oh," said Luke. Luke then called in Han Leia and Yoda and they soon found out about Jabba. Turns out Jabba just wants Han's money so he can give unfortunate children presents. With the spirit of Christmas, Han started throwing hundred dollar bills at Jabba.
They all sat around the beautiful tree and opened presents. Yoda got stilts from Han, a hat from Leia, a year worth of grammar lessons from Jabba, and green coal to match his skin from Luke.
Leia got all Danish buns to wear in her hair, Han got a nerf, and a herder to herd it, and Luke got a pink dress from Jabba, and everyone else got him pink coal to match.
The End