Disclaimer: Being Evil is cool! But pretending to be something you aren't isn't cool. I don't own Kirby and all the games he's in.
Being An Evil Boss….
For Dummies
O.K. You want to be evil. What are you going to do abut it? Cry to your mommy? No! You got to be tough! That's why we at Nightmare Enterprises made and sent this book to you. Read on to see how to conquer all your fears, defeat Kirby, lead an army of monsters, defeat Kirby, destroy Kirby, and DESTROY KIRBY!!! I command you to read!!!!
Lesson 1: How to act evil.
First we start with acting evil. Let's take any guy off the street. Let's name him "Joe". He thinks Kirby is cool. Since this is a demonstration, we wont destroy him. Instead we will make him evil. Hypnotism works perfectly on idiot people like him. Now, after the treatment, He is as evil as your ordinary King Dedede. Now lets hypnotize you.?":{:??)(*^907$%'":.}{::.)-((&&*5%&$^%%78^&(^7$^3&^4&*4$2$2~~~$$76&90*.
BOOOM!
You are now hypnotized. Fells good, doesn't it? That's what I thought. Now we destroy Joe. You want to know why? BECAUSE WE ARE EVIL!!
Lesson 2: How to get evil powers.
O.K. Now you got the evil attitude. Now you need to get the evil powers. Most evil bosses buy their evil power from Evil Emporium, hahahahahahahaha!. Call 643-990-3455- I want to be evil so I am calling this stupid place to get ultra super power to destroy Kirby. Don't mess up on the phone number, or you will be sent to an eternal vortex of pain and misery for the rest of your natural life. Limited supplies, results may vary. If you want evil powers the hard way, you can train for years and years like King Dedede, but he's a retarded idiot. Remember, Evil Emporium, hahahahahahahaha!
Lesson 3: Where to find Good Guy to Destroy
O.K. You have the evil attitude and the evil powers. What are you going to do now? I can tell you. You're going to boss around all the good people you can find, that's what your going to do! Let me guess, you want to know where to find good people. You can find good people almost anywhere! Just walk up to someone and say "hey you, are you a good guy?"
If they say yes, I am good, then they are evil. If they say no, I am sometimes doing wrong things, they are good. You want to know why? It's because a bad guy would lie and say they never do anything bad, but a good guy would say he does some bad things. To confusing? Just buy a Kirby video game, turn it on, then explode it! Boom! Sorry. I just get a little excited sometimes.
O.K. You have the evil attitude, evil powers, and know where to destroy evil. You are done. Just get an evil costume, and then you're 100% evil! First, though, you have to pass the end test to become evil!
Test
1. Where do you but evil powers?
(A) Joe's Good Store (B) Evil Emporium
(C) Agatha's Evil Powers (D) Kirby
2. Who is the Ultimate goody two-shoes?
(A) You (B) Evil Emporium
(C) Kirby (D) King Dedede
3. Where do you find good guys to destroy?
(A) Nowhere (B) In the eternal vortex
(C) Evil Emporium (D) In a Kirby game/anywhere
4. How did we turn you evil?
(A) hypnotism (B) Kirby
(C) torture (D) Chinese water torture (it's different than torture)
5. Who was our test dummy?
(A) John (B) Brown
(C) Joe (D) Kirby
Answers:
1.b
2.c
3.d
4.a
5.c
1 right: goody 2 shoes
2 right: wannabe evil
3 right: close, but still a wimp
4 right: half decent destroyer
all right: Master of evil disaster/Kirby eliminator
Being An Evil Boss….
For Dummies
O.K. You want to be evil. What are you going to do abut it? Cry to your mommy? No! You got to be tough! That's why we at Nightmare Enterprises made and sent this book to you. Read on to see how to conquer all your fears, defeat Kirby, lead an army of monsters, defeat Kirby, destroy Kirby, and DESTROY KIRBY!!! I command you to read!!!!
Lesson 1: How to act evil.
First we start with acting evil. Let's take any guy off the street. Let's name him "Joe". He thinks Kirby is cool. Since this is a demonstration, we wont destroy him. Instead we will make him evil. Hypnotism works perfectly on idiot people like him. Now, after the treatment, He is as evil as your ordinary King Dedede. Now lets hypnotize you.?":{:??)(*^907$%'":.}{::.)-((&&*5%&$^%%78^&(^7$^3&^4&*4$2$2~~~$$76&90*.
BOOOM!
You are now hypnotized. Fells good, doesn't it? That's what I thought. Now we destroy Joe. You want to know why? BECAUSE WE ARE EVIL!!
Lesson 2: How to get evil powers.
O.K. Now you got the evil attitude. Now you need to get the evil powers. Most evil bosses buy their evil power from Evil Emporium, hahahahahahahaha!. Call 643-990-3455- I want to be evil so I am calling this stupid place to get ultra super power to destroy Kirby. Don't mess up on the phone number, or you will be sent to an eternal vortex of pain and misery for the rest of your natural life. Limited supplies, results may vary. If you want evil powers the hard way, you can train for years and years like King Dedede, but he's a retarded idiot. Remember, Evil Emporium, hahahahahahahaha!
Lesson 3: Where to find Good Guy to Destroy
O.K. You have the evil attitude and the evil powers. What are you going to do now? I can tell you. You're going to boss around all the good people you can find, that's what your going to do! Let me guess, you want to know where to find good people. You can find good people almost anywhere! Just walk up to someone and say "hey you, are you a good guy?"
If they say yes, I am good, then they are evil. If they say no, I am sometimes doing wrong things, they are good. You want to know why? It's because a bad guy would lie and say they never do anything bad, but a good guy would say he does some bad things. To confusing? Just buy a Kirby video game, turn it on, then explode it! Boom! Sorry. I just get a little excited sometimes.
O.K. You have the evil attitude, evil powers, and know where to destroy evil. You are done. Just get an evil costume, and then you're 100% evil! First, though, you have to pass the end test to become evil!
Test
1. Where do you but evil powers?
(A) Joe's Good Store (B) Evil Emporium
(C) Agatha's Evil Powers (D) Kirby
2. Who is the Ultimate goody two-shoes?
(A) You (B) Evil Emporium
(C) Kirby (D) King Dedede
3. Where do you find good guys to destroy?
(A) Nowhere (B) In the eternal vortex
(C) Evil Emporium (D) In a Kirby game/anywhere
4. How did we turn you evil?
(A) hypnotism (B) Kirby
(C) torture (D) Chinese water torture (it's different than torture)
5. Who was our test dummy?
(A) John (B) Brown
(C) Joe (D) Kirby
Answers:
1.b
2.c
3.d
4.a
5.c
1 right: goody 2 shoes
2 right: wannabe evil
3 right: close, but still a wimp
4 right: half decent destroyer
all right: Master of evil disaster/Kirby eliminator