Okay. So this is a random one that I wrote the other day but didn't post 'cause of my own reasons (whatever those were...(?). Anyways. It came from Mari and I talking 'bout Alucard waking up the thirty years later from being turned into itty-bitty-tinny-whinny particles in the air all over the world. So yeah. Mari got an idea on the same topic off of mine, so you'll be seeing hers up soon. I don't know when. But it'll be short like this one she says. So, hope you enjoy mine, and when her's is posted, her's too.
It's not a hilarious fic. But it's at least small chuckle worthy, I think. You had to of been there when we were coming up with it. It was funnier then. But then again, everything is like that with us. And sometimes people still don't get it...Ah. The things inside jokes make people think of others...
-Lizz
p.s.- Don't forget to R&R. I love to see the reviews. Their great. : )
Anyways...Continue on to the story.
Waking Up
There in the darkness, Alucard finally laid after his long invisible nap. Opening his eyes, he was met with more darkness, and brightness. The brightness of strawberry blond hair and big blue eyes watching him.
"How long has it been, Police Girl?"
At the sound of her old nickname, Seras let loose a soft snort.
"Nobody's called me that in thirty years, Master."
"It's been that long? Has Integra whelped? She'd be around fifty three now, yes?"
"Yes. To all three questions."
"And why then, Seras Victoria, have you not drank my blood in those thirty years?"
There was an odd silence after Alucard's question. One in which Seras just stared at him like he was crazy and he stared back with an expectant look on his face.
"Dude. You haven't existed for thirty years. You think I'd stay your fledgling if I could have drank your blood? Ha. No."
"Huh," was all Alucard could manage to get out in his extremely hungry state as he stared at Seras some more with more of a vacant expression on.
"You've been dust, Master. Particles floating around in the air and spread out all over the world," Seras said, moving her hands about to emphasize her words and trying to read his expression but only finding it more puzzled then anything.
"You've been nowhere and everywhere at the same time," Seras resolved with a sigh. "And now that I've cleared that up, would you be so kind as to move out of my bed. I'm tired. And it's almost noon."
"Bu-but-"
"Dude. You've been dust in the air for thirty years."