I couldn't help myself…. I had an urge to make a drunken Japan…

Iceland: yeah, yeah, yeah, we all know that Kiku-dii does not own Hetalia. Why bother?

Enjoy~

OOoOO

"How many drinks have you had" Kuro asked.

"Uhhhhh… is that a trick question?" Kiku slurred. "Cause I didn't study."

Kuro growled and threw the nearest object he could find, which was a dictionary, and threw it at Arthurs head. Arthur dodged the book, only by a slight centimeter.

The dictionary hit the wall, making a crack. Arthur turned to the wall, frowning at the crack.

"Why I outta…" he growled and took steps toward Kuro.

"This is your entire fault!" Kuro yelled out. Kiku giggled for no reason at all.

Arthur sighed. Let's go back a little…

Kiku looked to the left. Gilbert was drinking his second beer. Kiku looked to the right. Antonio was persisting to get Lovino a drink. He sat in the middle uncomfortably.

Earlier that day, Gilbert came barging in at Kiku's (and Kuro's) home, dragging Kiku to the bar, because Ludwig or Francis couldn't go. Kiku was going to politely decline, but Gilbert insisted and convinced Kiku to going. Feli's brother and Antonio would be there, and Antonio, so it couldn't be bad, right? Apparently, Kiku did not over think things over this time; he did not know he would be swished in the middle near Lovino and Gilbert.

He frowned. This was not a bar, it was a nightclub. Kiku didn't even like nightclubs. To loud, musty air, and the people were always flirting with each other.

Gilbert placed his hand around Kiku's shoulders.

"Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye!" he repeated.

"WHAT?" yelled the bartender. Kiku flinched.

"Go get me one of those sweet ones for my close bud here!" Gilbert barked. Kiku rose immediately.

"Ah! Umm.. G-Gilbert-san! You don't need to…" he muttered. Gilbert was not listening.

Soon, a pink drink was slided right in front of Kiku. Kiku looked at it, but he did not touch it. In the corner, Lovino and Antonio were already making-out.

"Ehhh! Drink, my friend!" Gilbert cheered. Kiku only sighed, getting a straw and sipping at it alittle so Gilbert wouldn't have to continue pestering.

Kiku widened his eyes at the flavor. It was really good, unlike other alcoholic drinks he tried. He sipped at it alittle more, and before he knew it, it was gone.

He smiled when another one came and he finished it too. Feeling unusually happy, he watched the people dancing, sipping on his third.

"Gill~ let's dances!" He yelled across the movie. Gilbert nodded and led Kiku to the dance floor. Kiku laughed and danced, with a different drink on his hand his time.

Meanwhile~

"KIKU!" Kuro yelled, looking under a pile of cloths. He began to panic, now looking around the house. He looked around, but then found a cross on the ground. "Huh?" he murmured, picking it up then growling.

"It was Gilbert!" He said, running outside.

Being the over-protecting brother he is, his first plan was to find Kiku, then bring him back. But then he felt a pain on his right foot and fell over.

A tear making its way onto his eye, he groaned and checked his foot. It was twisted.

Groaning, it hurt to move it a bit, he layed there. His second plan was crawling there, but moving hurted.

"I failed you, Kiku-chan…" he muttered. He layed there. So his third plan was to lay there.

Five minutes later, he felt a foot on his back. Looking up, he saw Arthur towering over him. Smiling he tried getting up.

"Asa! Help me up so I could get Kiku!" he said, squirming, then flinching, Arthur looked at Kuro dully.

"Last week you bare a katana at me for walking in on Kiku changing." He said. Kuro frowned. "Yeah, so what, you pervert!" he retorted back.

"He was fixing his tie!" Arthur yelled.
"He wanted his privacy!"

"For changing a TIE?"

Kuro said nothing, just continued to glare at Arthur. He began to panic when Arthur started to walk away.

"W-Wait! You don't understand! Kiku is at god-knows-where, and Gilbert stole him!" Arthur stopped walking. Kuro continued. "What if Kiku-chan gets taken advantaged of? I'm his brother! I would be a fail!" He squirmed more, but the felt being dragged to Arthur's car.

"I knew you would help, Asa!" Kuro cheered. Arthur blushed. "It's-it's not for Kiku's sake…you looked helpless" he murmured, but the truth was for Kiku's sake.

He thought for a moment then started to drive. "Gilbert mentioned going to that nightclub..' he said. Kuro grinned.

Around one block there, Arthur was squinting to see what was on the road. It seemed to be moving a bit…

Kuro frowned, then screamed.

"A PERSON!" He yelled. But it was too late. Hitting on the brakes, Arthur yelled also.

The person fell to the ground, but the car did manage to hit him a little.

Getting Out of the car and seeing who it was, Kuro screamed again.

"KIKU!"

Arthur ran outside to see Kuro helping Kiku get up. Kiku stood, a bit stunned, and then began laughing it off.

"I got hit~ I got hit~" he giggled. Kuro and Arthur were silent.

Kuro and Arthur took five steps away and made a group huddle. Kuro whispered.

"That's an imposter. I say we tie him down and he'll show us where Kiku really is!" he smirked. Arthur shook his head.

"No no no no! We can't do that! He IS Kiku!"

"Yeah right, like Kiku would act like that!"

Kiku dug in his pocket and found his driver's license. He smiled at the picture, then at Kuro, who was whispering to Arthur. Then back at the picture. He wobbled over to the small group huddle that was taking place and tapped Kuro on the back.

Kuro jumped up when he felt a gentle tap on the back. He turned to see Kiku, cheeks flushed and swaying, holding out his own driver's license.

"Kiku, what are you doing with your stuff?" Kuro asked.

"I think….this belongs to you…." He murmured and shoved it in Kuro's pocket.

Kuro frowned. "Kiku, your drunk." He said.

Kiku took offense to that.

"No! You're drunk!" Kiku retorted.

"Nuh-uh! Your drunk!"

"you got hit…. By a car!"

"No! That was you!"

"Liar!" Kiku hissed.

"Enough! Stop arguing! I hate it when siblings argue!" Arthur threw his hands to the air.

Kiku frowned and looped his arms around Kuro's left side. "No! I was not arguing! I love my brother, I'm just drunk right now!" Kiku said. Arthur froze. Didn't he just deny that he was drunks seconds ago?

Kuro nodded and wrapped a arm around his brother. "Yeah! Not us!" he agreed. Arthur growled.

"You were arguing seconds ago" he said. Kuro nuzzled Kiku. "It's a thing of the past." He replied.

…

…

"wanker!" Kiku yelled at Arthur. Arthur twitched.

"Let's just get him home…"

Present~

"How in the bloody world is it my fault?" Arthur yelled back. Kiku was still giggling.

Kuro was about to say why, but he paused. Okay…I have no reasons…

"Grrrr! I don't need reasons! I need something to vent my anger at!" Kuro yelled and swunged at Arthur.

Arthur dodged the attack from Kuro. But Kuro got to land a kick to his stomach.

Meanwhile, Kiku crawled out from the brawl and to the kitchen. Humming, he found a bottle of sake and opened it.

Kuro was still beating up Arthur for a couple minutes until he heard glass shatter. Running to the source of the sound, Kuro saw Kiku, on the counter, reaching for another sake bottle. His foot moved, and another empty bottle crashed to the floor.

"Kiku!" Kuro yelled and shut the cabinets to the sake. Arthur came running in. "What! Are you serious?" he face palmed. Kiku frowned.

"I was thirsty." He explained. Seriously, these guys are over-reacting. It was just some glass on the floor. He only drank three!

Kuro sighed. Then, Kiku started to randomly sob. He tried getting down, but Kuro had to pick him up so his feet won't touch the glass. Setting him down on the couch, Arthur walked over after cleaning the mess.

"What's wrong now?" he asked. Kiku sobbed more.

"You-you guys HATE me!" he yelled. Kuro sat near him and wiped the tears from his flushed face. Arthur sighed. "No, Kiku, we don't hate you." "LIAR!" Kiku yelled. But the he started to giggle and tried to kiss Kuro when Kuro was wiping his tears. Kuro blushed and faced the other way.

"Awww~ I wanna kiss!" Kiku cheered and glomped his brother. Kuro struggled from Kiku's grasp. "N-No!" he studdered. Kiku paused. Then he made a surprise attack to Arthur and brought him down. Arthur fell backwards with Kiku on top.

"What are you-" Arthur was silenced by a full kiss on the lips by Kiku.

Kuro turned when he heard a thud and froze when he saw his brother kissing Arthur.

Kiku started to deepen the kiss with his tongue and the felt being pulled off by his brother. Arthur blushed a deeper shade of red when he saw Kiku's face while he was being pulled off. Kiku's face was flushed and a strand of saliva remained.

"Hnnn?" he turned and glomped his brother again, saying nothing. Kuro sighed, and then had an idea. "Let's go to bed!" he said. Kiku lifted his head and Arthur nodded. If Kiku was asleep, he wouldn't be trouble!

"I'm not tired." Kiku said flatly. Arthur sighed "I kinda knew that was gonna happen…" Kuro was about to say chloroform when Kiku piped up.

"Let's go to bed!" he said. Kuro looked up. "I just said that." Kiku looked confused, then skipped to Kuro's room. Following behind, when Kuro reached the room, Kiku was already tucked in. Kiku giggled. Arthur sighed. "Goodnight ,Kiku." He said, turned off the lights, and closed the door. He turned to Kuro.

"Now that's dialed with, we-"

"NO!" Kiku yelled.

Kuro busted open the door. Kiku was sitting up, pouting. Kuro sighed of relief "What?"

"I wanna sleep with you two." He pouted. Arthur blushed, thinking the wrong thing. Kuro shrugged, taking out his hoodie and settling down near Kiku. He always liked sleeping with his brother, but they rarely did now these days. Kiku hugged Kuro, looking up at Arthur "What are you waiting for?"

Arthur looked at the ground, then back at Kiku's flushed face. He sighed and took out his shirt, laying down, with Kiku in the middle. Kiku looked up and blushed, wiggling closer to Arthur. Kuro sighed and turned around, facing away from everyone. Kiku smiled and leaner next Arthur's ear. "Let's make out." He whispered so only Arthur hears.

As soon as Arthur heard that, he blushed and was about to pull away from Kiku but paused. He did like Kiku, and Kiku was drunk, he probably would have forgotten it all in the morning. Before he could say anything, Kiku's soft lips were on his.

Knowing that Kuro was near, Arthur made no noise and softly kissed back. Still drunk, Kiku crawled on top of Arthur and opened his mouth to say something, but Arthur brought his finger to Kiku's lips, silencing him. Arthur turned to check on Kuro, who was still laying down. Silently smiling, he closed the distance between his self and Kiku. The kiss was nice and sweet, the next one more deep. Kiku added tongue and Arthur prayed not to make a noise. As the two fought for dominance, Arthur noted that the room was getting hotter. Arthur moved lower and started to nip at Kiku's neck, muffling his mouth with his hands. Kiku bit his lower lip and pulled Arthur up, kissing him roughly. Arthur took the opportunity to explore Kiku's mouth, making sure Kiku does not make any noise.

Kiku unconcioulsy grinded onto Arthur, making him self brake and make a loud moan.

Kuro heard some shuffling on the other side of the side of the bed, but deciding it was nothing, ignored it. He didn't mind the shuffling until he heard the loud moan from Kiku, turning around, he shrieked when he saw his brother was kissing Arthur.

Pulling a dazed Kiku to his side, he was about to yell at Arthur when he froze. It was probably Kiku.

"Kiku! What the heck!" He yelled. Kiku pouted. Arthur blinked, then started laughing, Kiku watched Arthur laughing then started to laugh as well. Kuro sighed. "Are you serious?" Now he realized why Kiku did not like to get drunk. Because when he was, he was too much to handle. Kiku hugged his brother again.

"Awww~ I forgot you!" Kiku smiled.

"What-" Kuro was silenced by Kiku's lips. Kuro blushed and pulled his brother away.

"N-No…you're drunk!" He said. Kiku shrugged. "Always wanted to try a threesome." He said. Arthur smiled. "Whatever!" he said.

Kuro snapped his head at Arthur's direction. "You too?" Arthur shrugged also.

"You only live once!" he replied. Kiku laughed and chanted "Arthur too Arthur too~" Kuro sighed. "Like I'll let you have sex with only my brother." He murmured and took off his shirt. Kiku smiled and kissed his brother. Arthur grinned too.

"I guess you are joining in."

~oOo~

Kay, sorry guys, I'm actually dropping it off there. Should I continue? I'm not really sure… *derpface* and if I do… do I go onto the smut or just start it off as Kiku waking up? Anyone that reviews helps, but I might not continue it cause I CAN'T MAKE UP MY MIND! BHWAAAA!