Hello! I'm Icyangel12 but you can call me Angel this is my co-author 1Dderp.
It's on 1Ddeep Icebitch
As you can see were bestest buds! Real life and in this fic! I am represented by Severus Angeline Lee Snape!
While I am represented by Joseph Richard Monroe!
I shall do the: Disclaimer: We own nothing we are forever broke high school students!
A Snape + A Muggle-Born = Best Friends Forever!
"Angeline come here this guy is so hot!" A young brunette haired boy said. He was around 5'9", slightly chubby but it gave him a child at heart look that matched the playful glimmer in his yellow-green eyes. His slightly curled short hair bounced as he ran to a black haired girl. At the moment he wore a light brown flannel, a pair of jeans and a pair of brown boots.
"Joseph Richard Monroe, you are my best friend but you're gay man-whore," Angeline said as she stood outside Gringotts Wizarding Bank, reading a book, waiting with Joe-... Let me rephrase she stood outside Gringotts Wizarding Bank, reading a book, waiting whilst Joseph stared at every 'cute' boy that walked by and would yell to her trying to get her to 'admire' them as he did.
Joseph laughed before saying "Well you Severus Angeline-Lee Snape are a bi weirdo," Angeline marked her page and closed her book to glare at Joseph over her thick glasses. Angeline was 5'7, thin but not sickly, and she had dark green-grey eyes. Her hair sat on her shoulders and was black, thick, and slightly curly.
"Really Joseph? Really? A weirdo you're losing your edge," Angeline laughed pulling up the sleeves of her black sweater. Along with this sweater she wore a pair of jeans, a pair of black and green checkered converse and a choker shaped like a snake. Which was a present from the person she was talking to at the moment.
"If you say so Angie!" Joseph said cheerfully.
Angeline groaned "Do you have an off button?" She asked angrily.
"It's a switch and you can't touch it," He said just as cheerfully causing the girl next to him to 'ohmygod!' which made him laugh even harder.
"What are you two doing out here?" A man said coming out of Gringotts. He looked like an older version of Joseph.
"Nothing Dad just joking," Joseph said still laughing like a psycho as Angeline elbowed him.
"You know I'm starting to get the feeling that adopting your friend was a bad idea," Joseph's father laughed sadly, shaking his head.
"If he only knew," Angeline said under her breath causing Joseph to point his finger at her and pucker his lips with his free hand on his hip.
"Come on you two you have to get on the train to hogwarts in a week your mother will murder me if we go home without getting the shopping done! So let's move it you two!" Mr. Monroe said.
"Coming," The devilish duo yelled running to catch up with their father-adoptive-dad-best friend's-dad-person-guy-thing.
Angeline and Joseph had gotten all the supplies they needed excluding their wands and books. But at the moment they were inside of Magical Menagerie, a wizarding pet store staring into the many cages trying to pick out an owl, Angeline wanted a small black owl while Joseph wanted a regular brown barn owl. The two had bickered about it for sometime before coming to a solution.
"Okay if I get the owl you can have any other animal that won't eat me you want. Deal?" Joseph said.
Angeline pondered this for a moment before nodding "Okay deal," She then proceeded to search the shop for a suitable pet whilst Joseph nervously walked behind her making sure that said suitable pet was not going to kill him.
Angeline walked through the crowded mess of cages. She passed cages of small black rats playing jump rope with their tails, a large white rabbit that changed itself into a silk top hat and back, and enormous purple toads which terrified her due to her fear of all amphibious creatures. Angeline stopped in front of where a number of cats of every color and by every colour I mean every single color from pink to blue.
Angeline stared at a small, fluffy, dark-green furred kitten. The kitten mewed at Angeline reaching its tiny paw up tapping it on the side of it's cage playfully. "Aww look how cute you are~," Angeline cooed giving the kitten a soft stroke with her finger.
"Is the mighty Severus going soft?" Joseph said as Angeline tried to open the cage so that she could hold the small ball of fluff.
"Quiet you," Angeline said now holding the fuzz ball "I want the ball of fur. I mean look at this cuteness!" She said holding the kitten up to Joseph's face. It then it proceeded to lick the tip of his nose.
"I thought you hated cute, cuddly and anything that has to do with happiness," Joseph said sarcastically.
"I don't dislike the furry version of cuteness," Angeline said cuddling the kitten which purred happily.
"I can use that as a tool for revenge now," Joseph said manically. Even the patrons of the Diagon Alley Ice Cream parlor heard him shout!
The duo had gotten there wands, Joseph, a pine, unicorn hair and phonix feather wand. Angeline had taken longer but she eventually had an ebony, dragon scale and heartstring wand. Ollivander had told her that the dragon had only donated one other scale and that it was a very special wand.
They were now in Flourish and Blotts where the duo were browsing the large section of books. Joseph sat on a large stack of books in the back of the shop reading One Thousand and One Magical Herbs and Fungi, while Angeline stood extremely high on the ladder next to him trying to reach a copy of Magical Drafts and Potions on the highest shelf. Her kitten which she had named Fang sat on the stack of books the duo had accumulated.
"You're going to hurt yourself," He said turning the page of his book.
"Am not I just need this last book," Angeline said reaching for her prize just inches out of her reach.
"You don't need that book," Joseph said shaking his head when a voice asked "Who me?"
Joseph turned to his left where a platinum blonde boy stood, he had green-grey eyes and wore a white dress shirt, black pants and shiny black shoes. "What? Oh! No I'm not talking to you I'm talking to my friend,"
"You're bloody insane!" The boy exclaimed "I don't even know why I'm talking to you I'm a Malfoy!"
Joseph was about to counter when he heard a yelp and a blur of black feel on top of Malfoy "So did you get it?" Joseph asked.
Angeline sat up triumphantly holding up the book then holding out her hand. Joseph helped her up as she sat her book on the pile of literary works after lifting up Fang so that she could pat the little kitten. Suddenly there was a groan of pain.
Angeline turned to where she landed. "Oh I am so sorry!" Angeline said helping Malfoy up mumbling apologies. As he stood up Angeline blushed with a "Oh wow,"
Joseph laughed this was a very good sign for him at least. "It's fine," Malfoy said staring at Angeline he rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly before holding out his hand "I'm Draco Malfoy and you are?"
"I'm Severus Snape but everyone calls me Angeline Lee," Angeline said shaking his hand.
"Draco!" A man called.
"I have to go my father is calling good-bye Angeline Lee maybe I'll see you at hogwarts?" Draco called as he ran off.
"Bye Draco!" Angeline called.
"Do I need to~?" Joseph asked.
"Don't even think about it," Angeline growled.
(A.N.)
Ta-da the first chapter is over! Victory is mine! Btw I wrote this chapter
Next one will be wrote by me! 1Ddeep!
Bye! Guys please review!
By the way we are not and will never tell you are real names ever . These are Pseudonyms!