Pines' Bizarre Adventure
I do not own Gravity Falls or Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
Ch1. The Destiny Begins Here
"Come on, Mabel. Do I really need to be here?" Dipper groaned as he walked with his sister through a fabric store.
"Yes Dipper, I need some more yarn so I can make some more matching sweaters for me and Waddles." Mabel said as she dumped an armful of colorful yarn balls into the basket that Dipper was carrying.
Mabel had dragged her twin and their Grunkle Stan to the fabric store in the mall. While Stan was off doing stuff that's probably doing whatever he does when they go to the mall, Mabel had deemed Dipper as her official pack mule.
"M-Mabel!" Dipper's voice strained as he carried the basket that was probably twice his weight at this point. "How much… yarn… do you… need?!"
"Enough to flood the Shack with a tsunami of my adorable creations, now work those noodle arms!" Mabel commanded.
"Ugh." Dipper complained.
The twins continued their shopping (Mabel's shopping) and finally decided to head down to the register. As they were about to leave the aisle they were in, a yellow blur came into their eyesight. And the next thing they knew, they were knocked onto the ground. Yarn balls were scattered everywhere on the ground and the twins regained their composure to see the guy who bumped into them.
"Ow." Dipper and Mabel said.
"What the heck man?" Dipper asked.
Before the preteens was a kid who was likely around their age and height (an inch or two taller than them). The other guy was on his butt on the ground and rubbing the sore he obtained from the crash. He had short wavy and curly blonde hair and he was dressed in a dark green sweater, with plenty of tears in it, a blue flannel collared shirt with a red tie around it, and a pair of worn out jeans, and a pair of green sneakers.
"Sorry." He said. "I'm kinda in a-" He was cut off when a loud voice echoed in the store.
"Where's that brat?!" An adult's voice screamed.
"Ah bum baskets." The guy cursed. He looked behind as if there was someone behind him. When he deemed that there was no one there. He turned back to the twins, he dug his hand in his pants' pocket and pulled something out. He shoved the item into Dipper's hands.
Dipper grunted at the sudden shove and gave the stranger an incredulous look.
"What are you-" Dipper didn't finish as the forceful blonde interrupted him.
"Look guys, I need you guys to do me a solid. Hold onto that thing and don't lose sight of it. Meet me behind the mall in twenty minutes and I'll take it off your hands." The guy said.
"You mean that dark, dangerous, grimy, and smelly alley?" Mabel asked.
"That's the one and make sure no one, asides you two, are with you." He ordered.
"Why should-" Dipper, unfortunately for him, was cut off when the blonde kid ran off and left the store before he could get a word in.
"Is anyone gonna let me fi-" Dipper was shoved aside, along with his sister, by a group of scary looking guys that looked like they were in the mafia or something.
"He left the shop!" Grunt 1 shouted.
"Get him!" Grunt 2 shouted.
The group of thugs left the store and the twins were left bewildered by this whole event. The kids remained quiet until Mabel decided to end it.
"They seems like nice people." Said Mabel.
"Mabel, those guys looked anything but nice." Dipper commented.
"So what was it that total cutie-patootie gave you?" She ignored Dipper's snark.
Dipper looked down into his hands and saw what was given to him. A golden arrow, or at least a piece of an arrow. It was just the arrowhead that was broken off its shaft with some part of it still attached. On the arrowhead it had an intricate design of an insect on the flat side of it.
"Shiny!" Mabel voiced her excitement.
"This is what that guy wants back? It looks like a piece of junk." Dipper inspected the object. Asides it being gold and the bug decal on it, nothing seems amiss. He tapped his finger on the tip of the arrowhead and let out a small hiss of pain.
"Ah dang it." Dipper looked at his finger and saw that he was bleeding a little.
"You alright there bro-bro?" Mabel asked.
"Yeah, just a small cut." He licked his finger to wipe off the blood and close up the wound.
"Well whatcha expect? You were poking a very sharp arrow." Mabel looked at him with a raised eyebrow.
"I thought it was fake. I thought the tip would be dull." He argued.
"If it looks sharp, it's probably gonna be sharp bro-bro." She playfully pushed Dipper's hat down so it covered his eyes.
Dipper fixed his hat and stood up. "Whatever, come on Mabel. The guy says he wants to meet him behind the mall. Maybe he'll explain to us about what the heck is going on."
"Yay! To the dark and dangerous looking alley to meet with a total stranger!" She shouted with much enthusiasm.
With the yarn balls on the ground, the twins made their way out of the store. However, unbeknownst to them a faded humanoid image was following Dipper closely and then faded away into nothing.
CUE THEME SONG
"Where is that hottie?!" Mabel shouted in excitement. The twins had arrived on time and saw that there was no one in the alley asides a couple of dumpster cans and the family of possums living under it.
"I dunno, he said that he'd be here." Dipper looked around for said person.
"Maybe he's hiding in one of those dumpster cans?" Mabel pointed at them.
"I doubt that he'd be there." Dipper sighed.
"You'd be surprised man." A voice spoke from the dumpster can.
The twins jumped at the voice and shortly after a person popped out of the dumpster. He jumped out of it and casually brushed off all the garbage that clung onto him.
"You brought the thing?" He asked as he took off the banana peel off his head.
"Yeah, but what exactly is it?" Dipper asked as he pulled the arrowhead from his vest.
"Clearly just an arrowhead, now hand it over and we can all go on our marry way." The stranger walked over to the twins.
"Speaking of marry!" Mabel butted in and looked at the blond person with eyes of excitement.
"Mabel, now's not the time." Dipper chided her.
"It's the never the time!" She whined.
"Can we just get this over with? I have some stuff to do and you brats look like you nothing to do and no purpose in life. So just hand it over." He said impatiently while he held out an open hand.
"What's so important about this thing?" Dipper held it closer to him with suspicious eyes.
"It's a solid gold arrow, what'd you expect?" The blond person looked at dipper as if he was the dumbest person alive. "Now just give it to me alright? Plain and simple."
Dipper looked at the arrow and then back at the guy. This whole thing screamed suspicious and in Gravity Falls, there's always something supernatural involved. As for Mabel, she had been ogling the blonde preteen but saw that her brother looked troubled.
"You alright there, Dipper?" She asked.
"Mabel…" Dipper whispered and pulled her over into a huddle, "This guy is clearly suspicious, there's gotta be more to this thing and he doesn't want us to know about it."
"Well maybe he doesn't want us to know about it because he doesn't want us involved or something." She said.
"If he didn't want us involved, then he wouldn't have given us this thing. Look Mabel whenever someone gets their hands on something potentially dangerous, something bad happens. And I think this could be one of them." Dipper argued.
"Well what makes you think that this one of them?" She asked.
"This whole thing is screaming danger. You gotta trust me on this." Dipper pleaded.
Not to turn away from her brother after the whole Sock Opera fiasco, she smiled at him.
"You know I always got your back bro. Mystery Twins?" She held out a fist.
"Mystery Twins." Dipper smiled as he fist bumped with Mabel.
"So what are you gonna do?" She asked.
"Yeah, what are you gonna do?"
"Well I'm gonna tell him to tell us more about this thing or he's not gonna get it." Dipper answered.
"Nah, bro. You should totally just give it to him."
"Why would I do thaaaaaaaaaa- OH JEEZ!" Dipper and Mabel jumped back. It seems that the blonde guy had snuck into their huddle unnoticed and had joined in their conversation.
"Look, Dipper was it? It's better off that you just give that to me and not try to give me anymore stuff to deal with. I already have enough on my plate as it is, if you hadn't noticed." He grunted at the last part.
"Not until you tell us what the deal is with this thing!" Dipper held out the object in question for emphasis.
"Kid, there's nothing you need to know about that thing. Just hand it over or I turn your face into a Picasso masterpiece." He threatened.
Dipper considered fighting back and with his sister with him, they would have a chance at beating him. But something about this guy was off-putting for Dipper, it was as if this guy is hiding something. Knowing to follow his instincts, he grabbed his and made a break to escape through the door they came out of from the mall.
"You ain't going nowhere." The moment the preteen said that, the twins were jetted away from the door and landed in front of the blonde adolescent.
"What the?" Dipper was stunned at what happened.
"Whoo, let's do that again!" Mabel grabbed Dipper and ran towards the door. The same thing happened again and this time, Mabel shouted in joy as if they were on ride at an amusement park.
"What… What's going on?!" Dipper panicked. It was as if they were up against Gideon when he had that telekinesis stone that one time.
"Like I said." The blonde guy spoke as he slowly approached them. "You guys ain't going anywhere."
Dipper was scared, this guy had some sort power and he couldn't figure out what it is. He had to save both his sister and himself, who knows what this guy will do to them. He looked around, hoping to find a way to escape. He saw that the other escape route asides the door was the driveway that the garbage trucks use to pick up the dumpster.
"Mabel, run!" Dipper shouted as he ran to the other exit.
With his sister not far behind, they didn't further than 3 meters and were sent flying back by the same mysterious force from the door to the mall.
"You got to options man. A: You give me the stupid arrow. B: I smash your faces in and take it from you. What's it gonna be?" The blonde looked down smugly at them.
"I…" Dipper voice shook.
"Dipper, come on!" Mabel's voice brought him back to reality, she grabbed his hand again and attempted to run once again.
"What the heck are we gonna do?!" Dipper muttered to himself. "How do we get out of this? This guy's doing something to us, and we don't what it he's doing!" Dipper turned to see the menace. The vibe that the male twin felt coming from the blonde was completely menacing and threatening… and oddly purple for some reason.
While Mabel still had high hopes that they'll make it out, Dipper's hope was slowly dwindling away. Dipper felt useless, he couldn't do anything to save them. Was this all he can do? Maybe he should just give it up…
'-ight…' A voice quietly spoke.
Dipper quickly turned his head to see where that voice came from.
'Move… right.' The voice spoke again except much clearer.
"What?" Dipper said as he thought he was going crazy. Without much choice and against his better wisdom, he decided to listen to the voice in his head. Dipper tugged his sister with him to the right and continued to run for the exit. To his surprise, they didn't get sent thrown back onto the ground like his dirty laundry.
"What the?" The blonde looked at the two, shocked at how they managed to avoid the trap he set there. He shook his head to snap back into focusing on setting another trap for them to step on.
'Probability of another trap appearing before us, 100%.' The voice spoke crystal clear. After hearing this, something started to happen to Dipper's vision. He thought he was starting to go insane, because he's starting a see a large arrow panel on the ground in front of them pointing in the opposite direction they were running.
"Is that what he's using?" Dipper questioned out loud.
"He's using what now?" Mabel looked at him.
"Don't you see it?" He asked.
"See what?"
"That huge arrow on the ground." He pointed to it.
"Have you been skipping on sleeping again Dipper? Cause I think you're starting to see things. And I know you didn't have any Fun Dip." She said.
Dipper turned to look at the arrow again, wondering why his sister couldn't see it. Dipper put that on hold as he prioritized on escaping first. He veered to the left with his sister and avoided the panel again.
"What the heck is going on!" The blonde bit his thumb in frustration. "There's no way they should be able to avoid that… unless they can see it!" His eyes widened at the realization.
"We're almost there Dipper!" Mabel pointed to the nearing exit.
"Yes!" Dipper shouted with joy. "We're gonna make it! We're gonna-"
"Stay right where you are!" A voice shouted from behind them. They turned and saw that the attacker was quickly making his way to them at breathtaking speed.
"What the hey-hey?!" Mabel shouted. "Dreamy looking guy is floating!" Just as Mabel said, his feet were not touching the ground at all. However, in actuality he was chasing them at a high enough where the velocity would keep him in the air long enough. Using the speed he obtained from arrow panels, he quickly circled around the twins and cut off their escape route. He looked at the twins even more angry now than before.
"I get it now… You're a Stand user aren't you?!" He pointed at Dipper. "No way you could've seen my traps unless you had a Stand!"
"A what now?" Dipper asked with a confused look.
"Tell me! You got injured by that darn golden arrow, didn't you?" He growled.
"How… how did you know that?" Dipper said as he and his sister stepped back from the angry boy.
"…It seems like you did get cut by that stupid thing. Now I really can't let you guys go." He said in a cold voice.
"You're too much of a potential danger to this town." He stepped closer to them. He put his right hand on his hip and pointed at the twins with his left hand extended in front of him. "For the safety of this town, I will crush you."
Just as he said that, his body seemed to blur, then double, like an image bending in a heat wave. The double moved in front of the blonde and made its image clear. It's shaped like a human and was about as tall as the guy that it came from. Its head was completely covered in a dark green cloth and the only thing that could be seen on its face was its mouth. Along the base of its neck, hung a cloth in the shape of an arrow that reached down to the base of its abs. On its shins, the back of its hands, and the top of its feet were black arrows.
"As fellow Stand user, I will let you twits know my name and my Stand's name. Wouldn't matter anyway, since this is the last time you'll ever hear it." He walked up to the two.
"My name Osbourne Zeppeli and my stand, One Direction, are here to take back the golden arrow and end your lives here!" He proclaimed.
"What's he talking about Dipper?" Mabel moved closer to her brother, frightened.
"I don't know, but this isn't good." Dipper pushed her back behind him. Dipper felt panic rise within him, but soon enough he felt a different sensation flow through him. It was as if a warm gust of wind had blown through his body. He felt the presence of someone behind him and turned to see that there was someone behind him. Another humanoid figure that seemed familiar to Osbourne's so-called, One Direction. It looked to Dipper and spoke.
"I am Paranoid Android. And I will protect you." It said and quickly flew into a charge towards Osbourne and One Direction. With a large will to fight, Paranoid Android shouted a battle cry that many people will come to recognize soon.
"ORA!"
Thus begins the tale of the Pines' Bizarre Adventure. I hope you enjoyed the first chapter. Please leave a review, I improve with critique.