Attack on Reality
L.T: Hiiii! I saw a picture recently, and it inspired me to write a Shingeki no Kyojin Fanfic! Enjoy my craziness! Yatta!
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Sitting in the living room, cereal in hand, I flick on the Aniplex channel, wriggling in pleasure as Attack on Titan's epic opening theme starts playing. "Ooooooh, I love this show!"
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"Mikasa! Go left!" Armin yelled, releasing his 3DMG dart and firing another, using some of his system's gas to propel his little frame under a titan's blundering legs, his paring blades lashing out and slicing the hamstring as his Asian friend lunged, striking the nape in one fell swoop.
Stohess was already saturated by the oncoming titans, and Eren was crouched on a rooftop, waiting for the right moment to deploy his titan form. Sasha and Connie were beside him, Levi and Zoe Hange were on the roof opposite, Jean, Reiner, Christa and Ymir were attacking various other titans. Half a dozen were already down, and Eren waited. "Five, four, three, two, one!"
Eren moved, leaping off the roof, deploying his 3DMG, but pressing the right lever a little too early, sending him straight up, at what appeared to be a 'window, in the sky, with a short, blonde girl, not dissimilar to a bustier Christa, sat on a leather-covered bench. As he sped towards the window, hitting it and going straight through. Squad leader Hange stared in rapt fascination, grabbing Levi's hand and dragging him after her as Mikasa, Eren, Christa, Sasha, and the others converged on the hole in the world, each one fighting to get through and rescue Eren.
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I stared in stunned shock as Eren fricking Yeager burst out of my TV and landed on the floor in front of me, sprawled in a heap. Within moments, Mikasa and Armin were also in, helping him up and staring at me. Zoe Hange was poking at everything curiously, Connie started banging his head on the wall, Jean started growling about what crazy shit has that suicidal maniac gotten us into now', Christa was somehow apologizing to me, Ymir was looking at me as if to say 'look ma, TWO Christa's!' Sasha grabbed my cereal and started scoffing it, and Levi produced a cloth and began polishing the mirror on my mantelpiece. A few moments passed, and then, I fainted.
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I came to, hearing several voices arguing. "Hmmph. I don't care about that, but this place is filthy." That was Levi. "Ohhh, this is amaziiiing! I wanna see it allll!" Squad leader Hange. "I still think she's a threat, Eren." Mikasa, with Eren protesting that I'd done nothing to him as Armin fussed over them.
Christa was trying to keep them all quiet, while Ymir stared at her ass. Connie and Jean had given up and were playing cards in a corner. Sitting up, I stared at the crowd of people, who, by all rights, shouldn't be in my world, never mind my house.
"Oh…. My….. God…." I whispered, blinking, and then pinching myself. It hurt, so I knew I couldn't be dreaming, this was really happening. "Um….. Would anyone like breakfast? A drink?"
The moment the word 'Breakfast' was mentioned, Sasha was pulling me upright and shaking my hand vigorously. "Absolutely! I'm-!" I interrupted, "Sasha Braus of Dauper Village! And that's Eren Yeager, Mikasa Ackerman and Armin Arlert of Shiganshina, Jean Kirstein, Reiner Braun, Christa Lenz, and Ymir, of the 104th Trainees squad, and Squad leader Zoe Hange and Captain Levi of the Survey Corps!"
There was a stunned silence as I smiled proudly at them. Sasha was the first to recover, remembering my offer of food, and tugging my shirt sleeve in order to coax me into the kitchen. I giggle as a loud discussion breaks out, Zoe following me to investigate what I'm doing. After I raid the fridge, I begin cooking a huge feast of bacon, eggs, sausages, mushrooms, fried bread, and coffee.
Within half an hour, everyone's calmed down and eaten, with Sasha licking her plate as if trying to eat the glazing on it. I sit in front of the group and explain. "This world is mine, and you somehow came through my TV into it. There are no titans, no walls, and none of your respective organizations. There are things like cars, which are horseless carriages that move on their own, and supermarkets, which sell foods and products from all over the world, and you guys, are celebrities to people who've watched your exploits."
I point to the TV, which is still playing Attack on Titan as though nothing happened. Eren stared at his 'replacement', watching him rampage in titan form. Mikasa patted him on the shoulder as Hange and Sasha started bombarding me with questions. Captain Levi looked at me, then nodded, as if making a decision. "I believe you. She has no reason to lie," he told everybody, and they all looked at each other, and then nodded. Sasha added, "besides, if we're nice to her, she might feed us again~!" everyone sweatdropped, and I spluttered with laughter. "Oh, yes I will! Who wants to come shopping for dinner?!"
As Sasha started begging, "Oh, me! Mememememememe!" like a little kid, everyone else stood. "Thank you for helping us understand, miss…?" Captain Levi spoke authoritatively, and I smiled. "Lettie Daikatsuki, just call me Lettie!" as I curtsied, the entire group saluted me, right hand fisted over their hearts, left behind their backs, all except Sasha, who obviously prized her stomach more than her heart, and Connie, who's left hand and right were mixed up again.
I smiled. 'This is gonna get interesting…'