Prank Week

Bella is already a vampire needless to say that the rest of the end of all things Breaking Dawn still apply! I thank vjgm though he or she may not know me, their family therapy gave me this idea!!!!!!

I don't own Twilight, Stephanie Meyer does, and blah, blah, blah

1: Shopping

APOV

"Come on, we're gunna be late!" I yelled, and of coarse Bella runs down the stairs and says "No we're not!"

"Edward we're taking the Volvo, sorry, thanks, bye, bye!" the last "bye" trailed off because Bella and I were in the garage by then, quickly getting into the car, and as always, Edward was just a few seconds too late. Bella made a face on the way out.

She picked up the piece of paper from the cup holders, pulled out a pen, and scratched another line onto the page full of tally-marks.

"Team Alice and Bella-forty-nine, team Edward-zero!" she joyfully exclaimed

"Since when are you this exited for a shopping trip I thought that 'We already have enough clothes that we don't wear! Why go out to buy some more?'" I teased

"Well mine and Edward's anniversary is soon, and I haven't found anything until yesterday, online."

"Well, if that's all you wanted then too bad! I'm not letting you slide!" we were about to laugh when the phone rang, I quickly slipped my hand into my purse and pulled it out, "Hello?"

"Ya, hi, it's Rose, do you mind if I join you and Bella at the mall today, do you?"

"Of coarse not, Rose, we'll meet you by the big fountain!" I said with which I hung up the phone, "Yes." I said, answering Bella's unasked question.

"That gets annoying, you know, having you answer a question and then it having it pop into your mind a few seconds later!"

"What can I say?"

"Nothing really"

"Then why ask?"

The rest of the drive was spent making fun of our husbands and Rosalie's. When we got to the mall, Rose was sitting by the fountain, as always, checking her face in a mirror. Surrounding her was a couple of shopping bags. I felt a half-pout-half-frown expression cross my face. Rosalie looked up just in time to catch it.

"I was here all morning; you don't really expect me to just sit here, do you?"

"Well no, but-

"No buts, lets go!"

"May I ask where we are going?" chimed in Bella

"You mean you don't…"

"Of coarse not, I don't think Edward has told her."

"Told me what?" she demanded

"Nothing bad just, every ten years we have a prank week in the middle of the summer, on the first week of June." I told her

"Oh no!"

"What?" both Rosalie and I asked at the same moment

Then both of us realized it and laughed, "Wow, really sucks for you Bella, now every 'Big' anniversary will be tainted with jokes!"

"Oh, well, it just makes shopping for Edward's present that much more fun!"