The Doctor finished pulling levers enthusiastically and the TARDIS landed with the usual thud. Outside the doors he heard guns firing and lots of shouting. He knew it was River immediately. Running down the stairs and pulling the doors wide open, The Doctor caught River as she fell into his arms, unconscious.

"You are such a bad actor" The Doctor whispered to River through her hair. Her eyes flew open and she stood on her own two feet.

"You used to fall for that you know" She said grumpily.

"I've grown up"

"No you haven't" They flirted with each other as they danced around the console of the TARDIS. The Doctor was pulling levers and pressing buttons while River followed him around correcting his mistakes. Finally they landed.

"We should be safe here." River said as she followed The Doctor to their bedroom.

"So what did I rescue you from this time, Doctor Song?" The Doctor asked.

"Spoilers!" she chimed. She kissed him and he kissed her back.


River woke up the next morning in a very happy mood. The Doctor was fast asleep, his sweet baby face more innocent than ever. She would have got up and made breakfast but she was tangled in The Doctors arms. Instead she just lay there, enjoying the warmth radiating off of his body and smiling at the feeling of his hearts drumming in time to hers. He moaned quietly and opened his eyes, grinning like a 4 year old as he remembered what had happened last night. After 45 minutes of kissing and teasing each other, they decided it was time for breakfast. The TARDIS had obviously forgiven The Doctor for messing around with her wires (again!), as it was only a short walk to the kitchen. River went straight to the fruit bowl and took out a pear from its depths, much to The Doctor disgust.

"Oh, Sweetie, don't pull that face. I know you don't like pears, but I do. Very much." River took a large bite out of the pear, in The Doctors face. He blew a raspberry at her and walked over to a very large larder cupboard.

"Jammie dodgers make a much better breakfasts River. It's a proven fact." He said while he took out 3 packs of the sacred item from the cupboard.

"Where has that been proven? Name one planet that has proven that jammie dodgers make a better breakfast than, well, anything really?"

"There's, um. Well there's….." He stuttered.

"See sweetie. Now then, what are we going to do today? I quite like the idea of raxacoricofallapitorius." River dumped the core of her pear into the silver bin in the corner of the room.

"Sounds good to me honey."