The following is a nonprofit fanbased parody of the Super Smash Bros.series, The Problem Solverz, And Video Games in general. The content in this show may or may not be suitable for children. As such, viewer discretion is advised.

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It was a beautiful day at the Smash Mansion. The birds were chirping. The lake water was shimmering and all the little creatures were up and about. Yes it was the perfect day to be outside.

It's such a shame that not one smasher noticed.

For you see, today was also the day that Master Hand would be announcing the new smashers in Super Smash Bros. Rumble. All of the smashers were seated in the Smash Auditorium awaiting the results. Master Hand flew up to the stage and started to speak.

"Smashers, we have great news! It took us a very long time but we finally found the smashers neccisary to complete our new roster. You now how our current roster is set at 40? Well try-"

"OVER 9000! Over 9000! 9000!1!1!" said a peculier person.

"(sign) No Crazy. We don't over 9000 smashers." said Master Hand to his brother dejectely.

"Oh. Well,Screw this shit. CRAZY OUT!" Shouted Crazy Hand as he broke a wall through space-time and flew in.

" I'm sorry about him, he's a bit-no- actually a LOT mentally unstable."

"GET ON WITH IT!" Shouted Bowser from the back.

"Fine. Fine." Master Hand got back on track."Ahem! As I was saying, we now have 100 Smashers! That's a full 250% increase in head count!

"WOOHOO!" roared the smashers as they were excited for such a large number of new fighters.

"Now I can't go over all of them right now but I can tell you some. For example. Ahem. Goku,Vegeta,and Krillin approved for Rumble!"

As Master Hand said this, the 3 fighters were revived from their trophiacation.

" Hey guys! Great to be here!" Said Goku enthusiasticlly.

"Just as long as I get to kick some ass, I'm good." said Vegeta as he watched the crowd.

"Also, we have Bowser Jr.,Daisy,Waluigi, Yvan and Wolley approved for Rumble!"

At this, the Super Segale Brothers ran up to greet them.

"I'm glad I'm here with you babe." Smozzed Waluigi.

"HEY! She's MINE you talentless HACK!"said Luigi as he got in his face.

"Hey! It's Smash Mansion,homey! ANYTHING GOES!" he replied as they got started to rumble.

"I a'int your homey!" "I don't think you DESERVE to be a homey!"

"..." was all Daisy could say.

"HEY! NO FIGHTING YET!"

"S-Sorry, Master Hand." They both said as they sat down.

"CONTINUING, we had alot of results for the Legend of Zelda crew. We have Navi,Young Ruto, Malon, All the sages, Fi and Ghirahim have been approved for Rumble!"

"Wait how am I, a fairy supposed to fight?" asked Navi from Link's chair.

"Hmmm? Like this." Master hand cleared his throat.

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Master Hand played Zelda's Lullaby.

"So. Sleepy." moaned Zelda as she fell asleep.

DO DO DO DO DO DO DUPE!

"What-What's happening?" screamed Navi as she started to change. Shegrew blond hair, got a more humanoid apperance, gained green eyes, she had wings but they now fit her body and looked actually kinda cute.

Oh, and she was naked.

And fell into Link's lap.

The SMAK! that transpired made anyone wince as Zelda got up and smacked Link.

"Ohhhhhhhhwagggggg." said Link as he slipped into unconcious.

" I'll handle it." A strange doctor appeared. He looked exactly like Mario but wore doctor's clothing.

"Are you sure, Romaro?" asked Luigi.

The man was Romaro Segale, Mario and Luigi's cousin. He name and looks were so similar to Mario that most smashers stopped calling him Romaro and started calling him Doctor Mario.

"Yes. Yes. He'll be fine. He's just be bitch-slapped and all."

"Ahem. So many distractions. Zelda, get Navi some clothes. Anyway, We will slowly release other smashers later. Due to all that transpired, let's just call it a day. Oh! And before I forget! We will implementing a new system. I'm sure you all remember the Noodle Incident?"

Everyone shivered just thinking about it.

"Well, I am starting a new club to make sure that never happens again. It's members will specifically, for a small fee, work at solving problems in the Smash Mansion. This group will be called The Problem Solvers and I entered you all in a contest to see who will be able to be best at this job. You will hear the results tomorrow. Smashers dismissed.

Little did 10 smashers know that that organization would change their life forever.