Disclaimer: I wish I owned PoTc, but I don't, isn't that right BoB? She's my alter-ego!

BoB: That's right, weaslefeet

WEAsLeFeeT: but I WILL own it someday, someday! YOU'LL SEE! YOU'LL ALL SEE! *runs off screaming you'll all see*

BoB: Er...on with the show!

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Jennifer Blackheart gasped when she saw her two three-year-old daughters start to throw things at each other's general direction. She rushed over to them, but they ignored her and continued to fight.

"No! No, Kaia!" Don't pull Anna's hair! That's bad! No Anna! Put that doll down, now!" She picked up the twins, but they were still flailing their tiny arms at each other with an identical look of rage on each face. Jennifer looked at the sea, which was just visible beyond their great black fence, and sighed. The girls sensed their mother's sadness and stopped fighting.

Anna pulled out a long necklace and chewed on the medallion. Kaia did likewise. Jennifer looked down at them and reached for Anna's necklace. Anna gave it willingly and Jennifer's eyes started to water as she rubbed her fingers across the golden skull and crossbones.

The babies looked at each other and then back to their mother and reached up to her face. Jennifer laughed and a tear fell down her cheek. She started to sing as she embraced her babies.

iHo, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me

We pillage, we plunder we rifle and loot

Drink up me hearties, yo ho

We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot

Drink up me hearties, yo ho

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me

We extort, we pilfer we filch and sack

Drink up me hearties, yo ho

Maraud and embezzle and even high-jack

Drink up me hearties yo ho

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me

We kindle and char inflame and ignite

Drink up me hearties, yo ho

We burn up the city we're really a fright

Drink up me hearties, yo ho

We're rascals, scoundrels, villains, and knaves

Drink up me hearties yo ho

We're devils and black sheep - really bad eggs

Drink up me hearties yo ho

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me

We're beggars and blighters and ne'er do-well cads

Drink up me hearties, yo ho

Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads

Drink up me hearties, yo ho/i