The Little Merdemon
This is a story by me and my sister Lightning Demon Tetra.
Disclaimer: We do not own Inuyasha or The Little Mermaid. We're just gonna screw with it a little!
Do not sue! We have very good lawyers.
Ice Demon Allysandra: Hey! Here beside me is my sister and best friend Lightning Demon Tetra.
Lightning Demon Tetra: How y'all doin dawgs!
Allysandra: Enjoy the fic, mortals!
Ch. 1
The sun shone brightly over the beautiful Sea of Japan. It was like a wonderful guide for the Tetsuaiga on its journey west. Prince Inuyasha stood moodily on the bow of the ship while the nice cool breeze of the air blew through his long silver hair.
The sound of those annoying sailors wailing their stupid sailor songs hurt the two puppy ears perched on his head. They just got on his last nerve! Miroku, his perverted caretaker, leaned over the railing emptying the contents of his stomach.
"Why is it always carrots!" he yelled just before he threw up again.
"Well the sea sure is calm. Looks like Lord Inutaisho is in a happy mood today." said Totosai, the old captain of the ship. This got Inuyasha's attention. "Lord Inutaisho?" he asked.
"Why, he's the ruler of the Merdemons. I thought every one knew about him." Totosai replied. Miroku forgot his illness for a moment. "Merdemons? Inuyasha, pay no attention to that bull shit!" Inuyasha ignored him and walked off.
"No wait Inuyasha!" Inuyasha walked off to see how Miroku was doing before he walked off again. "Damn him how can he do that to me all the time!"
Meanwhile, under the sea...
A great concert in honor of the Lord Inutaisho was being held. All eight of his sons were singing. (Jakotsu, Suikotsu, Genkotsu, Makotsu, Renkotsu, Kyokotsu, Kouga, and his youngest Sesshomaru. Scary huh?) The only one who could really sing was Sesshomaru.
Everyone just tried to be nice to the other brothers since their father was their king.
The concert began, the brothers, still tone deaf.(Good thing everyone had their earplugs!) "Now ladies and gentlefish, put your fins together for Sesshoma...huh!" Sesshomaru was nowhere to be seen. Everyone looked up at Inutaisho.
"SESSHOMARU!" he roared.The entire ocean shook with his fury.
"La la la la la la la la... Under the sea. Darlin' it's better down where it's wetter, take it from me..." Rin sing-songed...again.The underwater treasure hunt seemed to take all day and Rin was getting very bored. Prince Sesshomaru turned back and looked at her coldly.
'That's getting old, Rin." he said. "Sorry, Sesshy." she said with a smirk. He growled and turned back to the sunken ship. "Come on," he said excitedly. "Yes Jaken that also means your sorry ass too!" Jaken tried to keep up.
"If your father knew about this...!" Sesshomaru glared. "Whose gonna tell him?" he asked.
"Coming Sire." he said quietly.
They went inside and looked around. "Oh my God! Have you ever seen anything so wonderful?" Sesshomaru asked. Humans and half-demons were his passion. "Hey Jaken have you ever been in one of these.. what do you call them... butts?"
"It's pronounced 'boat' you ingrate." Jaken muttured under his breath. Luckily, Sesshomaru was busy exploring a chest in the backside of the ship.
Suddenly, Rin yelled out: "Hey look at this, Princey!" Ignoring the latest nickname, (and she had a lot of them) he swam over. "What is it?" She held up a small package with a funny picture of a soldier on it. "What does it say?" she asked.
He read. "Con... Con... Condem." (We purposely spelled it wrong) He was confused. "I bet Myoga will know what it does." he put it in his bag and led them to the surface.
Ice Demon Allysandra: Where the hell did that come from?
Lightning Demon Tetra: What?
Allysandra: This fic you moron!
Tetra: For one: I am not a moron. Two: It was our twisted minds that thought it up. Third: We watch too much TV!
Allysandra: Oh well. Please review everyone!