Wheatley smiled as the girl before him beamed at him, her golden-brown eyes sparkling with questions. Bending forward, he kissed her forcefully and teased at her lip, feeling her respond against him. She was pressed against the wall, legs drawn up around her partner's waist, and he drew his arms around her hips as he pressed closer to her. Despite their regulation Aperture uniforms, he still felt her immensely attractive, and the stark white seemed to bring out the inquisitive glow of her eyes.
"Who are you?" She initiated teasingly, a familiar catchphrase of hers.
"What is that?" He replied, smiling and nuzzling against her neck.
"Oohh, what's that?" She finished, ruffling his hair playfully.
"Ahh, my little-"
"Your little what?" She twined her arms around his neck and leant forward to gaze into his clear blue eyes.
"I was going to say 'minx', but that doesn't seem to fit, does it?"
"Ah, ah, ah, I ask the questions around here. What's the one animal, that got into a right mess with curiosity?" She watched the gears churn in his analyst's mind.
"The cat-ahh, I see. Your trademark?"
"Curiosity."
" 'Curiosity killed the cat', hence…you, my little kitten. Does 'kitten' work?"
"Hmmm." She put a finger to her chin in a thinking posture, a posture that seemed to endear her to him even more. "It works perfectly, Brit boy. Pond-hopper. Lobster-back. But I ask the questions, remember?"
"Lobster-back? And if you're allowed to ask questions, why can't I ask questions?"
" 'Cause, pond-hopper, I'm the curious one around here. You have to stick around to answer all my questions."
"Ohh, don't forget this." He again reached down to pull her towards him, kissing her with a playful smirk. She giggled and kissed him more forcefully, teasing him with her tongue.
They were interrupted by the slam of a metal door, and they both looked up to see a rather angry superintendent glaring at them. Sheepishly, Wheatley backed away from the girl to let her away from the wall, while the girl herself unabashedly blew a kiss at him before strolling back inside, ignoring the superintendent.
"Break time's over." The superintendent barked for Wheatley's benefit, as he was the only one left in the break area. Enduring the critical stare of the intendent, Wheatley trudged back inside.
This is obviously human!Wheatley, and less obviously, human!Curiosity Core. This is really off-canon, but basically the premise is that all the cores were once employees of Aperture, and the cores they became had to do with their personalities. The only female one is Curiosity (although I guess Space could be with a stretch of the imagination), so...yeah. I'm shipping Wheatley/Curiosity. Please comment so I know what I need to fix...I put this up in kinda a rush, so I'm not totally pleased with it. Also tell me if you want more, because I have some ideas I could work off of. And now...
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