KH Big Brother
Episode One
Meet Thy Hosts
A/N: Hello, Rolco The Fallen Angel here, finally getting around to doing something…
I know, I know – it's been FOREVER since I first posted this story. I just want to tell every single one of you who read/followed/favorited/reviewed… thank you thank you THANK YOU for not giving up hope on me! I promise to write and finish this story, and if not… well, I signed a contract, and Bruce the Bodyguard keeps giving me dirty looks… You'll get to meet him later.
Anyways, I have decided to change things up a bit. You (the viewers) will no longer be able to vote who goes and who stays. I'm really sorry, but that method of writing just isn't working for me. Instead, you guys get full say on the FCA's… the Favorite Character Awards!
At the end of the show, there are going to be awards going out to:
Favorite Character: The collective 'favorite character' of the viewers.
Favorite Fail: The collective 'favorite epic fail' of the viewers.
Favorite Victory: The collective 'favorite victory' of the viewers.
Awkwardest Moment: The collective 'most awkward moment in the show'.
Sorest Loser: The collective 'sorest loser of the cast'.
Evil Schemer: The collective 'most evil schemer of the cast'.
Coolest Quote: The collective 'coolest quote said by someone on the show'.
Triumphant Victor: The collective 'character who overcame the most difficult challenge in the show'.
Most Embarrassing Secret: The collective 'best secret exposed on the show'.
Send in your votes throughout the show, and sit back and watch at the end to see if your favorites get awarded!
Speaking of awards… the Cast & Crew already know this, but the prize is a bit of pick-and-choose…
PRIZES FOR GRAND WINNER:
1,000,000,000 Munny
A Beach House in Florida (or) a Luxury Pad in Vegas
A Private Limo (or) a Private Jet
Plus…
A Lifetime Supply of Shrimp! Who doesn't like shrimp?!
Also, for those of you who have read the chapters already posted, would you mind reading them again, please? I've edited them and made them a bit better!
Thank you for your love and support,
Rolco The Fallen Angel Xx ^-^
(P.S. I hope you guys like cameos, because my OC-brother Roku and I will be appearing as characters on the show! We won't be major or anything, so if you don't like cameos it's okay… I myself despise of Mary-Sues and Gary-Stus. ^-^
P.P.S. The cover image up there belongs to me. I designed it, drew it, and colored it. If you want to use it for something (though I can't imagine for what), PM me and ask first. …And please don't claim it as yours! And without further ado, here's the episode! Enjoy!) (NOT THE CURRENT COVER IMAGE OF WHITENESS; ILL GET THE NEW ONE UP ASAP.)
"Hello, everybody!" Sora says, smiling and waving enthusiastically at the camera. "I'm your host, Sora!"
"And I'm your co-host Ri- wait!" Riku interrupts himself. He thinks for a moment, and then scowls. "Sora! We agreed that I was the host!"
"No, you decided that you were host. I agreed to no such thing." Sora crosses his arms. "So I am host."
Riku's face contorts as he tries to contain his already-bottled-up anger. "Why the hell do you always get what you want? Huh? Why can't I bask in the sunlight for a while?!" His face is turning red and the volume of his voice has risen significantly.
"Three reasons!" Sora fires back, equally enraged. "One! I'm the main character of the entire GAME! Two! I'm the Keyblade Master! Three! I AM ME. Sora! The amazing, funny, adorable, heroic… HAVE YOU SEEN MY FANDOM?!" He starts shrieking, almost hyperventilating. "I AM THE HOST!"
Riku growls and storms off the stage, slamming the door of the confessional room behind him.
Riku's Confessional
"I can't stand him!
First of all, he's not the main character of BBS or 385/2 Days.
Second, what the hell? I'm a Keyblade Master too! …Actually… I'm the only one who passed the Mark of Mastery! I'm the Keyblade Master, not him!
And third, 'I am me'? That's Roxas's line! And his fandom? Yeah, I saw it once. But I had to use a microscope! My fandom, on the other hand, is HUGE. So is Roxas's, for that matter. Way bigger than Sora's!
I SOULD BE THE HOST!" Riku glares at the cameraman. "Right?"
The cameraman pales. "Umm… yeah, of course! You totally deserve to be the host! …please don't hurt me…"
Riku smiles in a sickly-sweet way. "Thank you."
Riku walks calmly back over to Sora. "Oh really, Sora? 'Cause I have a few solid reasons why I should be the host. Do you wanna hear them?"
Sora laughs, "Sure! Tell me exactly why you're so special!"
Riku summons his Keyblade. "Trust me, Sora. You're gonna let me be the host!"
Sora grins and summons his own Keyblade. "We'll see about that!"
They lunge at each other, battle cries tearing from their throats.
"I'm sorry. We are experiencing some… technical… difficulties… yeah…
Well, tune in next week to meet the rest of the cast, and find out how hard Riku beat Sora's ass! W-wha? Sora?! Get away from me with that Keyblade! Ahhhhh!"
-static—
A/N:
Alright, first episode didn't… go… too smoothly… urk…
-DON'T FORGET TO VOTE EVERY WEEK FOR YOUR FAVORITE COMPETITORS! THERE WILL BE SPECIAL PRIZES FOR THE WINNERS AT THE END!-
Have fun, and stay tuned!
OH!
We almost forgot to tell you who the competitors are!
Hint: XIII.
If you still can't figure it out… just… wow…
See you next time on Kingdom Hearts Big Brother!
RolcoTheFallenAngelXx^-^
(P.S. I'm really sorry to all the Sora fans out there, I wasn't hating on him. Who could hate that face?! …besides Riku, I guess…
Anyways, Sora might not be my favorite, but I still love the guy!
The opinions were solely for entertainment purposes!)