It was just another day in doughnut land. The sun was shining down on Kratos, Shadow, and Yuan as the journeyed down the pastry path. "Where's my coffee?" Shadow complained, for the hundredth time today. "Yeah where is the coffee? How are we suppose to enjoy a vacation filled with baked goods if we don't even have coffee?" Kratos chimed in. "Shut up you two. You'll get your damn coffee later." Yuan replied. "I want my coffee now!" "Shadow, calm down." "Butt out Kratos!" "How about you both shut up so we can enjoy our vacation"
Later, at the coffee house… "Hey Yuan, who's that guy with the hood behind the counter?" "I don't know, Shadow. Why don't you go ask him?" "Ok" "I was being sarcastic." "What does sarcastic mean?" Victor popped up behind Kratos. "What're you doing here?" Yuan shouted. All of a sudden, Mindy came up behind him and pulled him by the ear out of the coffee house while muttering, "You know? Sometimes you are so dense…" "So… What do you two want?" Shadow and Kratos looked at each other for a moment and in unison, said, "Coffee with loads of extra sugar, yeah, extra sugar and extra caffeine, cause nothing beats that rush from all that extra sugar and caffeine!" Yuan stared in awe. Then muttered to him self, "ok. So two decaf, hold the sugar." "WHAT WAS THAT?" the two psychos yelled. "Oh nothing, just talking to myself. So I'll go get that coffee." Hello sir I would like a..." "what are you buying?" "I was just about to tell..." "I said what are you buying?" "I'm buying a damn coffee and two decafs!" "That'll be 50 dollars." "For coffee?" "Oly the best for my old pal." "How do you know me? Who are you?" "Give me your name and I'll give you mine!" "LLOYD!" The stranger pulled off his hood. "Hey what'r you doin'?" "Lloyd just get the damn coffee." "Ok, ok, I'm going, I'm going!"
About five minutes later, Lloyd came back with the coffee. "FINALLY THE COFFEE IS HERE", Shadow yelled. Kratos added in, "Yes it has been forever." "Guys, it's been five minutes" "Five minutes too many" "Hey Lloyd, what'r you doin' here?" "Hey Kratos! Man it does sound arrogant when someone else says it." "JUST GIVE ME THE COFFEE!" "Oops!" "What's an oops?" "You guys wanted coffee?" Lloyd instantly ran away. Shadow was steaming. "Shadow, Kratos, calm down." Lloyd came back and gave everyone there coffee. Shadow and Kratos started there decaf. They suddenly came to a halt. "NO CAFFEINE!" "Uh sorry?" Yuan dissapeared instantly. Shadow chased him imediately. Kratos moved his chair to the right and stole Yuan's coffee. Shadow walked back in slowly, "give me Yuans coffee." "Uhhh? I just drank it." Kratos disappeared and shadow, using chaos control, was hot on his tail.