Emmets book of pranks:
The leather bound book sat on the bottom shelf of his dresser, I had to see what was inside.
Bella slowly approached the shelf, swiped the book and sprinted off into the woods to her cabin.
Page 1:
Create nasty book of pictures of Edward, hide in bellas room
Scratch that email a copy to eyeryone in town
Not done yet mabey on 1-4-2009 so I can say it was a prank.
Die Edwards hair pink.
Get book on hair dieing so I can actually die his hair pink.
Paint ball mike Newton.
And jess Stanley
Recrute alice she'll be all for improving their 'colour sceme'
Paint ball murtle the police radios operator (whos fic is this from? If you know mail me)
Change squirrels and a koala into vampires and teach both to sing lollipop [parenting 101?? – the author is awsom any way]
When we move to Antarctica for bella freeze alices credit card in a glacier.
"emmet you are not stealing me ctedit card!!!"
or not.
What else what else.
Next up page 2
Ps readers most of these I will try and turn into fics so if u want one tell me and ill post ur name next to the prank.
Page2
Stupid mike Newton ruining my email list by pulling out the computer plug! Hate him.
Prank 1. Kill mike Newton
Prank 2. Change mike and move him to voltira
Prank 3. Tie jess to mikes car bonnit like a deer then call Charlie.
Prank 4. Get pictures of mike naked and photoshop him into farm animal photos.
- I was saving that for Edward but this is personal
Operation mikeDike is not in session, wonder if alice wants to…
She just ran in and said shed help, but only with plan 4 & 3. Ruines all my fun.
Ok ill prank him tomorrow alice just went to get supplies.
(AN: special treat prank 3 was recorded in emmets diary)
emmPOV:
hes walking through the front doors and down to PE, bella will distract him, we finally corrupted her.
Now to get jess. Iv got the ropes tied and ready, its last period and weve got 5 min left of school, jess just walked into the bathroom where alice is waiting, this is awesome. Ok alice is going vamp on her and shees out here and tied to the bonnet screaming. 2 min till the bell.
Me and alice ran round the corner away befor she saw us. Now Charlie.
Alice walkes around the corner and screames for dramatic effect "Charlie! Charlie get here quick jess is tied to the bonnet of a car and I don't know what happened were at the school, ugh, I cant untie the nots" she sayd jess was screaming in the background the perfect touch.
"ill be right there" charlie says and we hear sirens over the phone "im a block away"
the bell went and all the school filed out the front doors to see alice trying to untie a screaming jess………
(AN ill continue it later)
the rest was smudged so bella could only faintly make out the words, 'ill ask Edward' she thaught'id better put it back they come back from hunting soon' she ran into the room and put it back. 'excuse… um.. looking fro shoes, no, I finaly got an interest in fassio… no just no ummm.'
"you were looking for something for me" Edward says as he grabes her from behind, their on his couch in seconds. "sounds good" she says and plants a kiss on his jaw. He growles.