Author's Disclaimer: I do NOT own Invader Zim, or SQUEE! Okay, now
that you've heard this, ON WITH THE STORY!
Chapter 1
".and so class, hurricane Sally which struck Florida last month, resulted in the death of 100 people. So, do you not see the doom approaching us soon? Why, right now, we could be blown to smithereens by meteors, volcanoes, or get cancer from ultraviolet rays, or even get our souls taken away by unforeseen consequences. Yes class, the doom of our civilization is coming ever closer each day. Drawing nearer, and nearer."
Dib, sighed and slumped in his chair. It was yet another typical lesson from Miss Bitters. When will she stop? Thought Dib, trying to keep awake and not get punished for sleeping in class. Zim too was getting bored of this as well. One can only talk about doom for so long, and it was getting tiresome every day. She dragged on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on,
And on,
And on,
And on,
And on,
And on,
And on,
And on,
And on,
And on,
And on,
And on,
And on,
And on,
And on
And on,
And on,
And on,
And on,
And on,
And on,
And on,
And on,
And on,
And on,
And-
She was cut short when the bell rang. "Class, your attention span today was atrocious. You all have to do a 5 page essay on what I was talking about today," and with that everybody groaned and left. Dib and Zim of course were the last to leave. He always made sure Zim wouldn't do something horrible or something again. Zim always made sure that he would get his daily thoughts of hate toward Dib, and then leave. He did just that and left. As Dib was leaving the class, he heard something drop and Miss Bitters say something. "Whoops. That button almost hailed the mothership."
Dib froze. He quickly turned around and saw that she was gone. He ran around the classroom, checking every spot just to confirm his assumptions of what just happened. He ran for home to tell his family.
"DAD! You won't believe what happened at skool! Miss Bitters, my teacher, is an alien just like Zim! I heard her say that she accidentally almost hailed the mothership! Isn't it obvious! She's here for world conquest too! Now I have too menaces to stop!"
"Please son! Stop your insane ranting! I'm very busy right now, so why don't you tell your sister?" Prof. Membrane said, working on his latest invention.
"Gaz!? But, she'll kill me! Anything I say will get her angry! But, maybe tonight she'll listen to me! Okay bye!" and Dib ran off upstairs.
Prof. Membrane just shook his head. "My poor insane son."
"Dib, what have I told you about entering my room?!" Gaz growled in an annoyed tone as she got into her little vampire pajamas.
"NO really! This is serious! My teacher is a horrible space menace from space, with space, um, stuff!"
"Dib, Mr. Elliot is annoying enough. I don't need to know about how your teacher is! Now, GET OUT!"
Gaz shoved Dib out of her room and slammed the door. "FINE! I DON"T YOUR HELP!" Dib shouted as he ran to his room. As he shut his door, all sorts of computer hardware rose out of the floor. "Time for some serious spying! Unknown to the readers, I placed a spycamera in the skool!"
On his computer screen, and on all the others which floated around his room, showed an image of the skool classroom. There was Miss Bitters, sitting in her desk in the dark. Her glasses glistened in the night. Dib sat there quietly, ready for anything. Well, unfortunately he wasn't ready for when Miss Bitters suddenly vanished into thin air right before his eyes. Dib fell back in shock. What was going on with that teacher?
The next day at skool, everybody turned in their doom essay. Almost everybody failed, except for a few, who wrote nothing but doom on 5 sheets of paper. Dib was one of those people. Surprisingly, Zim failed, which was a major disappointment to nobody. "Well class, I would like to know who put this in here." She lifted up a small device. It was Dib's spy camera. Everybody grew quiet, and Dib broke out in sweat. ".And who put this in here?"
She held up another camera, but this was a little different. It was a reddish color, had curved edges, and- it had the Irken symbol on it? Zim suddenly broke out in sweat, and Dib just sat there shocked. How did Zim know? "Well, if no one is going to admit it, then I'm just going to have to pick two people. YOU!" She pointed to the Letter M and he was transferred to the underground classroom. ".and YOU!" she then pointed to Mary who was also transferred to the underground classroom. The day went downhill from there.
Again after skool, Dib spied on the classroom, since he once again placed a smaller and much more concealed camera. Tonight he got a much better result then last time. Miss Bitters was once again just sitting at her table. Then, she looked around, seeing if anybody was around, then she pressed a button on the table and the floor opened up. A large mechanical device rose and a large liquid tube formed supporting the upper half of the machine. It was a teleporter, as seen written on it. Miss Bitters took one last look around the classroom, and slithered into it and disappeared.
Chapter 1
".and so class, hurricane Sally which struck Florida last month, resulted in the death of 100 people. So, do you not see the doom approaching us soon? Why, right now, we could be blown to smithereens by meteors, volcanoes, or get cancer from ultraviolet rays, or even get our souls taken away by unforeseen consequences. Yes class, the doom of our civilization is coming ever closer each day. Drawing nearer, and nearer."
Dib, sighed and slumped in his chair. It was yet another typical lesson from Miss Bitters. When will she stop? Thought Dib, trying to keep awake and not get punished for sleeping in class. Zim too was getting bored of this as well. One can only talk about doom for so long, and it was getting tiresome every day. She dragged on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on,
And on,
And on,
And on,
And on,
And on,
And on,
And on,
And on,
And on,
And on,
And on,
And on,
And on,
And on
And on,
And on,
And on,
And on,
And on,
And on,
And on,
And on,
And on,
And on,
And-
She was cut short when the bell rang. "Class, your attention span today was atrocious. You all have to do a 5 page essay on what I was talking about today," and with that everybody groaned and left. Dib and Zim of course were the last to leave. He always made sure Zim wouldn't do something horrible or something again. Zim always made sure that he would get his daily thoughts of hate toward Dib, and then leave. He did just that and left. As Dib was leaving the class, he heard something drop and Miss Bitters say something. "Whoops. That button almost hailed the mothership."
Dib froze. He quickly turned around and saw that she was gone. He ran around the classroom, checking every spot just to confirm his assumptions of what just happened. He ran for home to tell his family.
"DAD! You won't believe what happened at skool! Miss Bitters, my teacher, is an alien just like Zim! I heard her say that she accidentally almost hailed the mothership! Isn't it obvious! She's here for world conquest too! Now I have too menaces to stop!"
"Please son! Stop your insane ranting! I'm very busy right now, so why don't you tell your sister?" Prof. Membrane said, working on his latest invention.
"Gaz!? But, she'll kill me! Anything I say will get her angry! But, maybe tonight she'll listen to me! Okay bye!" and Dib ran off upstairs.
Prof. Membrane just shook his head. "My poor insane son."
"Dib, what have I told you about entering my room?!" Gaz growled in an annoyed tone as she got into her little vampire pajamas.
"NO really! This is serious! My teacher is a horrible space menace from space, with space, um, stuff!"
"Dib, Mr. Elliot is annoying enough. I don't need to know about how your teacher is! Now, GET OUT!"
Gaz shoved Dib out of her room and slammed the door. "FINE! I DON"T YOUR HELP!" Dib shouted as he ran to his room. As he shut his door, all sorts of computer hardware rose out of the floor. "Time for some serious spying! Unknown to the readers, I placed a spycamera in the skool!"
On his computer screen, and on all the others which floated around his room, showed an image of the skool classroom. There was Miss Bitters, sitting in her desk in the dark. Her glasses glistened in the night. Dib sat there quietly, ready for anything. Well, unfortunately he wasn't ready for when Miss Bitters suddenly vanished into thin air right before his eyes. Dib fell back in shock. What was going on with that teacher?
The next day at skool, everybody turned in their doom essay. Almost everybody failed, except for a few, who wrote nothing but doom on 5 sheets of paper. Dib was one of those people. Surprisingly, Zim failed, which was a major disappointment to nobody. "Well class, I would like to know who put this in here." She lifted up a small device. It was Dib's spy camera. Everybody grew quiet, and Dib broke out in sweat. ".And who put this in here?"
She held up another camera, but this was a little different. It was a reddish color, had curved edges, and- it had the Irken symbol on it? Zim suddenly broke out in sweat, and Dib just sat there shocked. How did Zim know? "Well, if no one is going to admit it, then I'm just going to have to pick two people. YOU!" She pointed to the Letter M and he was transferred to the underground classroom. ".and YOU!" she then pointed to Mary who was also transferred to the underground classroom. The day went downhill from there.
Again after skool, Dib spied on the classroom, since he once again placed a smaller and much more concealed camera. Tonight he got a much better result then last time. Miss Bitters was once again just sitting at her table. Then, she looked around, seeing if anybody was around, then she pressed a button on the table and the floor opened up. A large mechanical device rose and a large liquid tube formed supporting the upper half of the machine. It was a teleporter, as seen written on it. Miss Bitters took one last look around the classroom, and slithered into it and disappeared.