I…Don't…Own….Naruto…Waaaahhhhh…but I wish I did.

"Hi."

"You want to know my name. Well, its Naruto…Naruto Uzamaki."

"I know what you're thinking I can't be Naruto. Right."

"WRONG."

"To you and others it may look like Naruto is a happy-go-lucky kid but I'm not."

"When I am alone I am always making plans to drive the villages insane."

"Again I know what you're thinking."

"No, not with pranks."

"The pranks that I pull are just a cover for my mask. No one would ever suspect that happy-always-smiling Naruto would ever do the things I do."

"Now, your probably thinking what is it that I do?

"Well, have you noticed that for the past 5 years men, women, and children have been disappearing out of thin air and never found?"

"Yup, it was me. I kidnapped all those people."

"Why, you ask."

"Why Not?"

"I needed test subjects for my experiments and techniques."

"Another question your thinking is where I got these plans and ideas. Where did I learn to be so ruthless?"

"I can answer those questions with one word."

"…Kyuubi."

"Yes, that would mean I knew about the Kyuubi long before Mizuki-teme told me anything. Actually I knew about her since I was 6 years old."

"I have been trained by her in a million different ways to kill, torture, and interrogation."

"…what more questions?"

"Why?, Why should I show my abilities?"

"…My Potential."

"You constantly belive me to be a weak and powerless person but when you least expect it I will attack this pathetic village."

"I will finish what my nee-chan Kyuubi started. I will become a demon and take over the title of King of All Demons for my sister. I will become the new Kyuubi."

"Now your probably thinking. Why am I telling you all this?"

"One reason is because I wanted someone to know. Another reason is because I don't expect you to live past this night."

"Oh, now you're scared."

"Well you should have thought about your life and well being before you listened to my story. I never forced you to listen I mere began talking, at any point you could have walked away."

"Okay, you're right, I probably would have tracked you down and kill you anyway."

"Now because you've been such a good listener I'll give you a choice in the way you want to die fast and painless or slow and extremely painful."

"Welcome and accept your fate because there is no escaping it now."