A/N Hey everyone! This is just some totally crazy idea that I had the other day. It's a Rent/Full House crossover. I'm going to try to switch POVs every chapter. (Like one chapter Rent then the next Full House etc.) I'll start with Maureen so, here it goes!

'Stupid, stupid, stupid! You are so stupid!' thought Maureen while driving home from her doctor's appointment. 'One night, one time, that's it! Then this happens! Oh shit, what am I going to tell Mom?'

As she was biting her nails trying to figure out her plan of action, the cell phone rang.

"Dammit!" she swore under her breath.

"What?" she asked her probably ex-boyfriend.

"How'd it go?" he asked.

"Peachy, just peachy."

"What's wrong babe? What do you have? Is it contagious?"

Huh, just like males, they only think about themselves.

"No, it's not contagious, and I'm not going to die or anything."

"Well, then what's wrong."

"There is the slight little fact that this will change my life forever!" she shouted into the phone before hanging up.

'Calm down Mo, breathe, think, he doesn't know yet, you don't have to tell him that it's not his, just have sex with him and then he won't know the difference. Oh shit! Yes he will, what are you supposed to tell him you did today then?'

'I know, I'll call April! She'll know what to do!'

"Come on…pick up!" she muttered into the phone.

"Hey, this is April, sorry you missed me! Leave a message and I'll probably call back."

"APRIL! If you are there and just screening, I will personally kill you unless you pick up right now!" screamed Maureen at her machine.

"Hey Maur. Sorry, I was in the bathroom, what's up?" said April.

"What do you think after where I went today?"

"Ummmm, where you went…"

"My appointment!"

"Oh, right, sorry, so how'd it go?"

"How do you think it went!"

"Not good?"

"What was your first hint?"

"So, do you want to come over and talk about it, or just sit in your car yelling at me until you get into an accident?"

"That would solve my problem…" mumbled Maureen.

"My mom isn't home yet, we'd have the house to ourselves."

"I'll be there in a few minutes."

When she got to April's house, April was sitting on the front steps waiting for her. Maureen stepped out of the car, her hand gripping the piece of paper that spelled out her impending doom.

April could see how scared her friend looked, and she didn't say a word as they walked into the house together. The two sat down on a couch in the living room, and April waited patiently for Maureen to say something.

She took a deep breath and said quickly to April with tears in her eyes. "I went to the doctor and I…I…I…here." She handed April the white sheet of paper without looking at her. April took the paper and read it. After the initial shock of realizing what she was seeing, she wrapped her arms tightly around Maureen, who sobbed into her shoulder. After what seemed like hours to April, Maureen finally looked up, mascara running down her face, and softly said "What am I gonna do April?"

"Err, well, umm, does anyone else know yet?" she asked, grasping at straws.

"No."

"How did you get pregnant anyway? I thought that you were going to tell me once you did it with him!"

"I was, it…it wasn't him."

"WHAT! You mean to tell me that the guy you have been going steady with for almost a year is not the father of this baby!"

"Yeah…"

"You had sex with a guy who isn't your boyfriend!"

"Yeah…"

"Why! What did he do? Rape you?"

"No, well, I don't know maybe."

"Maybe? When, where did this happen?"

"At a party, we were sorta drunk, and well, I don't know, it just happened!"

"Okay, fine so you were drunk, but who was it Mo, he does go to our high school, right?"

"Yeah."

"Well…are you going to tell me?"

Maureen let out a big breath, "It was Tommy."

"Tommy? You slept with Tommy?"

"Yes! I said I was drunk!"

"Yeah, but even so…Tommy?"

"Yes…but that's not really important. The important thing is to figure out how the hell I'm going to tell my mother that her precious baby is having a baby."

"Ooh, shit."

"Now you get it. You don't just go home and when your mother asks you how your day was you say 'Well, I found out that I'm having a baby and the father isn't my boyfriend.' Do you know what my mother would do if I told her that!"

"Ummm, well, I can't think of any ideas, but…you do have to tell her Mo."

"I know…and I can't really put it off for very long. Eventually she'll notice things. She's already suspicious of me spending so much time in the bathroom in the mornings. I'll start showing soon."

"How far along are you anyway?"

"About two months."

"Oooh! A summer baby!"

"Yeah."

"So, two months, that would make the party that Halloween party, right?"

"Yeah."

"The one where you dressed up as a witch, right?"

"Yes…"

"So you had sex with a guy even with a green face?"

"Yes."

"That's amazing!"

"Yeah, well, instead of talking about my sex life, how about we figure out how to tell my mother."

"I really don't know Maureen, but it is a Friday, why don't you call and ask if you can sleep over here tonight. We can figure out something by tomorrow."

"Alright, I guess that's better than nothing."

"So, go call."

A/N So, that's the beginning of things. I need name ideas for Maureen's steady. He will be a pretty major part of this story. Also, if anyone wants to beta this, let me know. And just to warn you, this story is going to be mostly dialogue. Please R&R!