short fluffy piece. set post the book ends because will and gideon dated. slightly au where o.w.g isn't straight, and for the sake of this let's call him bi. i also ship will x tiny and o.w.g x jane, but i thought this was rather cute. i just wanted to write in some will x will fluff, especially with a kiss.
o.w.g is currently sitting on my bed. mom said that it was an honour to meet him even though i've probably only mentioned him twice. he's not speaking and neither am i. it's silent and not in the good way.
me: so what brings you here?
o.w.g: tiny said you and gideon broke up.
me: yeah. so you came here because i had a breakup?
o.w.g: are you okay?
me: am i ever?
o.w.g: will.
me: i'm fine. gideon just wasn't "the one."
i laugh a bit, but not because either one of us said something funny. o.w.g looks worried. i smile a little but he still looks bat shit worried.
me: i'm okay, really.
o.w.g: i don't believe you.
me: do you think i give a rats ass if you believe me? i'm fine.
o.w.g: are you ever fine?
this time it's his turn to laugh and mine to scowl. he's smirking at me and i want to sucker punch the bastard.
me: how's tiny?
o.w.g: he's good.
me: jane?
o.w.g: she's fine. i think she's cheating on me.
me: oh. sorry.
he's staring at me and i know that i probably should of been more comforting than "oh. sorry," but oh well.
me: i mean...
o.w.g: it's fine.
me: you look nice. haircut?
o.w.g: yeah.
me: why are you here? and don't give me some bullshit about gideon or tiny or jane.
o.w.g: i wanted to get away and you're like, the only person that was far away enough.
me: do you often visit your best friend's ex-boyfriends or am i a special case?
he laughs a little bit. i smile.
o.w.g: don't get cocky. hey, i have an idea.
me: what is it?
o.w.g: i could be called will grayson and you can be will gayson!
i deadpan him and he looks away.
me: that's like, offensive on so many levels.
o.w.g: and true.
me: seriously, grayson.
o.w.g: seriously, gayson.
i kiss him to shut him up.