A new story in which I have no idea where it's going… This is my first time doing a crossover and has some OCs from my 'Revival' story and honestly I don't know why a Savage Garden album implanted this in my head but here it goes… This is pretty much just an introduction to the characters (and there are A LOT) so it's not going to read like a regular chapter… Sorry but try to enjoy. (I'll leave this up for about a week and see if anyone finds the idea interesting. If not, I guess I'll take it down)

To The Moon and Back PT. 1; Patrons of the Clinically Insane?

This is hell on earth. Stuck in a cell in the middle of nowhere. Accused of being crazy.

Let's start from the beginning. Welcome to Apex Foundry. Refurnished from being a glass factory, it's where the unwanted go. Home of those mentally incapable of going five minutes without trying to kill someone. Home of those who can't go ten seconds without rearranging a stack of books from smallest to largest, largest to smallest, etc. Home of-well you get the picture.

Kamilla Krendle. Founder, director, and resident bitch of Apex Foundry. She's half the reason she's the biggest target at the place. The other half being that the 'actual' crazy people just want her dead for the hell of it.

Maka Albarn had been here at least two years. After her mother left, her father accused her of driving her mother away and dropped her off here. No one really asks questions here when they're paid off.

Edward Elric and his brother Alphonse were among the actual crazy people. They believe their alchemists and think they can bring back the dead. They killed their mother and thought they could bring her back.

Franken Stein had been a therapist at Apex Foundry for as long as it was open. He was a fan of opening up his patients to find out what was wrong, instead of having them talk it out.

Soul Evans worked under Dr. Stein as a nurse as uncool as that sounded to him. He was a fan of music even though he tried to hide his musical talent.

Black*Star had been here ever since he tried to overthrow the mayor of his town as part of his plan to 'go over God'. As much as Kamilla hated having him there, the city said it would be in her 'best interest if he stayed there'.

Roy Mustang had been brought on as a doctor solely for his looks. Not much doctoring actually happened in his office other than him just telling his patients they were insane.

Riza Hawkeye was the nurse under Mustang and the only one with any brains on his staff. She usually went over his head to make second opinions on medications, treatment plans, etc. for all his patients. She was a 'no nonsense' kind of woman.

Death T. Kid had a severe OCD problem that interfered with daily life so his father had him sent to deal with his problem.

Dante Ogaru murdered his family when he was ten then claimed a witch did it. He was sent to Apex Foundry without a trial, and was immediately diagnosed with schizophrenia and put on medication.

SennaBelle Lee was Dante's nurse and the only one who could get him to talk without screaming. She used to be patient before being rehabilitated and forced to work here to pay her expenses.

Elizabeth and Patricia Thompson were labeled threats to society after their 'temper tantrum' as Kamilla put it, burned down part of Brooklyn.

Winry Rockbell was a candy striper with a smile despite her surroundings. She's very attached to the Elric brothers.

Tsubaki Nakatsukasa was one of the kindest nurses there and usually in charge of medication involving injections. She's the only one with a calming aura.

Alex Louise Armstrong was an orderly in charge of runners. He was a fan of the sleeper hold and in his shirtless grip patients think it wise to just stop.

Lemmy Gesum was a sexual deviant who was sent here by her mother. Kamilla thought a thousand volts a day could cure that.

Edward BlackHawk was the prescribed doctor for the most outrageous patients. Being a shaman by trade he likes choosing all-natural solutions.

William Edwards was a no nonsense doctor. His response for many cases was lobotomy but unfortunately even Kamilla wasn't that cruel.

Blood Asher was an orderly who worked under the Dr. Edwards. A womanizer and flake at best, he was counted on the least at Apex Foundry.

Elliot Baron was another orderly and worked under Dr. Stein. As one of the more caring on staff, he usually snuck through the doctor's files to make sure everyone was getting fair treatment.

Heymans Breda was head chef at A. Foundry even though he ate more than he made, must to his superiors' dislike.

Jean Havoc was second under Breda and smoked like a chimney. He hit on all the female patients and most of them wanted nothing to do with him.

Vato Falman was part of the janitorial staff keeping the place as clean as could be and keeping up with Kamilla's standards of making the place look 'presentable'.

Kain Fuery maintained the foundry down in the basement. Were it not for him, the place would've burned down or exploded by now.

Harlietta Harlan handled the pharmacy and no one got to the drugs unless they went through her. She had an attitude all her own and was the only one who could defy doctor's orders.

Marie Mjonir worked out group schedules so patients could socialize in a 'positive' environment. She wasn't a fan of the treatment of some of the patients, but stayed to help.

Azusa Yumi headed the administration desk and was frontline against the 'psychos' as she put it. She had the key to all the main doors.

Justin Law worked in the small chapel housed in Apex Foundry, going around to all the rooms, trying to convert all the patients, even though he couldn't hear them.

Free, as he was called, was one of the newest patients. He had a slight personality disorder and disliked being around people.

Maria Ross and Denny Brosh were known as the Tweedle Dee and Dum of Dr. BlackHawk's staff. Ross was the only responsible one of the two, Brosh being the deadweight.

Now that you've been introduced to the key players in this little fairy tale, let the story begin.