Disclaimer: I clearly don't own Twilight and I don't own the song You Belong With Me either. But I do own the twisted way I think of this song.
Never thought About it This Way Did You?
Bella POV
It's Tuesday night and I'm studying, good joke right? To be honest I'm reading Loveless fanfiction on my PSP. Who studies anyways.
I look out my window which is magically placed just a few feet from my best friend and neighbor's window. He was getting clearly frustrated; I could tell by the way he was pinching the bridge of his nose and pacing. He must've been talking to his retarded girlfriend, Lauren again. I swear that doesn't understand the concept of a joke, she probably still thinks "why did the chicken cross the road?" is actually funny.
Edward on the other hand had a sense of humor and makes tons of funny comments that aren't meant to be taken seriously. But I doubt she's evolved enough to understand that.
Hmmm I better do something before he puts a hole through Esme's floor with all that pacing. I take out my poser notebook for "studying" and write BITCH across it in big black letters. Then hold it up so he can see.
He started laughing which for some reason I don't think that Lauren made him laugh. He took out his notebook that he, being a good student actually used for class and wrote NO COMMENT back to me which made me snort.
Edward POV
Grrrr. My humor lacking girlfriend had been pretty much telling me off for a half an hour and it was stressing me out. And I was getting real tired of her. I know shocker! A guy who didn't want the head cheerleader, and just to rebel against his "adorable", more like sluty girlfriend, was listening to Flathead by The Fatellis, just simply because it pissed her off. Aren't I a nice guy?
Oh well I don't really care that much about her anyways. But then again I don't care about most things that don't have to do with Bella. She absolutely amazing. She can always make me smile. Like the way she just wrote bitch on a piece of paper just to lighten my mood. And there's something about her "I don't give a fuck what you think" attitude that has always drawn me to her. The way she wears t-shirts and jeans, nothing sluty or intentionally seductive or anything.
I'm about ummmmm 100% in love with her. I honestly can't think of a time when I wasn't. I've known her since I could walk and there's always been something special about her.
I think that were supposed to be with each other forever. And I want that so god damned bad. I aid my final goodbyes to Lauren not caring if she protested and hung up. I looked over at my love's window and saw her dancing around like crazy and laughing to herself. One more reason for her to be perfect.
So this is the story I said I'd start… so yeah…ummmmmmm you should review now.