A day at high Skool – High Skool Adventures! :P
[Zim sits in a chair at his desk]
Guy: Whoever owns the dark reddish-purple spaceship out front, your lights are on…
Zim: Shit! (runs)
Mrs. Bitters (YES! She teaches them still): No swearing! See me after class!
Zim: Dammit…
Mrs. Bitters: ZIM!
Zim: Yesss…. Mrs. Bitters….
(The teacher goes back to torturing the class)
Mrs. B: It has been confirmed that a bra belonging to a Mrs. GAZ is left on the floor in the hallway. Please go pick up you boobie basket!
Gaz: …Bitch…
Mrs. B: I want to see you after class too!
Gaz: Prune Bitch! (Sits down)
Dib: Mrs.B! Isn't it suspicious that Zim drives a spaceship…?
Mrs. B: Don't make fun of people just because they can't afford a regular car like a REGULAR HUMAN BEING.
Zim: …urp…
[Ball Rings for Recess]
Mrs. B: GO! ALL OF YOU! GO!
[Outside]
Zim: Did you hear her?! Quack Quack QUACK! She uses swears too! She cut herself on a coffee can and screamed FUCK!
(People stare)
Zim: She treats us like elementary school students! I only have 2 more years of being a kid! GEEZ!
Gaz: Did she have to say "Boobie Basket"….
Dib: We need her fired!
Gaz: Fuck off Dib! Stay out of this!
Dib: But she never believes me when I say something weird is going on and that Zim is an alien!
Zim/Gaz: NOBODY BELIEVES YOU!
Gaz: Especially the bigfoot and the belt sander shit.
Zim: Lets just try to get her fired. K?
More coming soon! I PROMISE! I NO LIE!