What's That Name?

You're watching the Game Show Channel, on Hephaestus TV. Coming up next: 'What's That Name?' with your host- Percy Jackson.

"Hey there! Welcome to the show everyone- great to be here, yeah. How's everyone doing today? Good? Mm, well- in case you were wondering, I just got back from another great big old war, so... that was fun, I guess. Yeah, I was missing for like- oh, half a year? Hmm, and then the gods were all like- "Here Percy, real sorry about ruining your life again, but here's a TV show!" So there you have it! Anyways, enough about me- let's get our contestants out! Zeus! Apollo! And... Ares! Give 'em a round of applause- if you really want to. Come on out guys!"

"What is this, boy? I thought I was going on 'Are you Smarter than A Minotaur?'"

"Oh, I wouldn't worry- I'm pretty sure we already know the answer to that question."

"Why I aught to-"

"Apollo! What's up?"

"I'm as fabulous as always, obviously Percy! And I made a haiku just for the occasion!"

"You really don't have to do that-"

"On this rad game show,
With my bestie Percy J,
Mom! I'm on TV!"

"Spew another haiku and I'll punch your teeth out punk head!"

"HA! I'd like to see you try Ares!"

"Shut up both of you. You're on my show now! And it's time to explain the rules! Annabeth, take it away."

"Alright, listen up. We're gonna show each of you in turn a photo of one of your kids. All you have to do is name them correctly. Get their name right and you get 10 points. Get it wrong and you lose 10 points. Easy. At the end of each round we'll tally up the scores, and at the end the winner will be announced. Please remember- nobody is expecting you to get any these right so, come on. Try and surprise us. Back to you, Seaweed Brain."

"Thanks Wise Girl. Get it you guys? Fine. Round One- 'Who's this kid?' Zeus, you're up first. Here's your question: Who's this kid? Photo up now please- ten seconds on the clock... GO!"

"Er... I know this one... He's one of your buddies right? Oh come on..."

"The clock is ticking! And... Three! Two! One! Time's up!"

"So, uh, can I have a phone a friend or something...?"

"Nope! Answer now please!"

"Wait a minute- I got this... he went off saving the world with you lot... argh! It's on the tip of my tongue, I swear! J... John? No- Jeff! Final answer!"

"WRONG! Jeez! It was Jason! How did you not get that? You were fighting giants with him only days ago!"

"Don't sass me boy! I'm a god, if you didn't know- I shouldn't have to answer to a mere mortal!"

"Yeah, yeah. Tell me this- if you're so godly and all that, why do you have the memory of a goldfish?"

"You little-"

"Moving on! Apollo. Same question for you- and is it too much to ask for the answer not to be in haiku form?"

"Alas, Percy, you ask too much! Just show me the photo- ah. Yes. I, uh... know this one. Of course I do! Let's see..."

"Right- I need an answer now please. Hurry up!"

"This is my daughter,
Yeah, Of course I know her name!
Is it Will Solace?"

"Uh, yeah- pretty sure that's one of your sons, but being as it is at least someone's actual name, we'll only take off 5 points. I mean, we've gotta have a winner somehow."

"Boo-ya! Take that dad!"

"Cram it son."

"Cut it out you two- if you want to sort out your family issues go on 'Dr. Phil' or something. Ready Ares? Let's pick up the pace here. Get ready... Go!"

"Oh. This punk head. That's easy- it's Carlton!"

"INCORRECT! It's Clarisse! And I thought you'd finally got that one..."

"Ah, dang it! I was thinking of that dude from 'The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air'! Give me half points at least!"

"Whatever. You know what? I'm sick of you lot- I'm going on break. See you next time on... What's That Name! Bye!"