January 9
Luke: Hey, is anybody here?
Leia: i am.
Han: i am.
Ben: You idiot. Your chat box tells you who's on.
Luke: Ik, but i didn't know how to make conversation
Ben: (smacks forehead) Your just like your father.
Vader has joined chat room 1.
Vader: Old man why are you talking about me
Leia: cuz we want to, lord vader.
Vader: Capitalize my name.
Leia: no
Ben: And you're just like your mother.
Leia I don't remember much about her
Han: That's ok, you have me.
Leia : EWW Han I don't even like u
Yoda: you will
Vader: Why are all these old people on her? Yoda, you didn't even believe in powered lightsabers.
Yoda: …
Luke: Your one 2 be talking – you use grammar.
Ben: Only a sith deals in absolutes
Vader: Yu told mee that awlredy
Ben: Don't even try he's not going 2 think your kewl
Luke: Why would I think that? Ben whats going on
Ben has logged off.
January 10
Padme: Hey who's Vader
Vader: PADME!
Han: That's weird
Padme: no really who's Vader
Vader: umm.. never mind
Anakin: hey
Padme: ANI!
Anakin: Honey we're on a public site
Ben: that's okay
Anakin: butt out obiwan
Luke: Obiwan?
Ben: USE THE DASH
Vader: No- nobody capitalized my name
Leia: Nobody likes u
Vader: padme used too
Anakin: back off, buddy.
Padme: It's okay, i don't really no him
Anakin: You don't know rush clovis, either. Or palo.
Padme: We've had this discussion before.
Anakin: But it hasn't been resolved!
Padme: ANAKIN! I'M NOT MARRIED TO RUSH OR PALO! I'M MARRIED TO YOU
Anakin: see you call him by his first name.
Padme: So what, you call ahsoka by her first name
Anakin: now that's just weird
Ben: …
Yoda…
Ahsoka: Wha?
Anakin has logged off.
Padme has logged off.
Luke: Gosh, that was weird. Married couple fight!
Yoda: Well.
Ben: I already knew.
Yoda: Would you like me to expell u from the jedi order
Ben: well considering we are the last 2 people…
Yoda: no thanks to Vader
Vader has logged off
Ben: Do you think that was guilt?
Luke: It IS lunchtime
Han: Leia, could you make me a sandwich?
Leia: I do not like you.
Han: yes u do
Leia. Actually I like someone else.
Han: ( Smirk) ya right who
Leia:…
Leia:…
Leia: …
Leia: luke
Ben: NO
Yoda: NO
Leia: what
Ben: u don't know what we know
Yoda: He's your brother
Ben: yoda you weren't supposed to tell
Yoda: Dude, it's just wrong.
Vader: what
Ben: when did u log on!?
Vader: after I ate
Ben: you eat fast
Vader: ya.. .no thanks to u
Ben:
Vader: anyways so leia's my daughter?
Ben has logged off
Padme has logged on
Anakin has logged on
Anakin: who's vader
Vader: you
Anakin: computer glitch.. it said you. Say that ugain
Vader: I am you.
Anakin: Wow i get a name change
Leia: Is vader my father?
Vader: ya
Leia: nooooo
Luke: I feel that would have been loads more effective if I had said it. You're my sister!
Leia: What so you don't like that i'm your sister
Luke: just read everything you've said in the past several minutes.
Han: So… she does like me?
Luke: she'd better
Padme: so I'm your mother?
Luke: I think so
Leia: whoops sorry luke.. I had to get han off my back
Padme: your dad didn't act like that
Han: gimmee some pointers
Anakin: sand
Han: ?
Padme: really Anakin
Anakin: it worked
Padme: nine year old
Anakin: I'm 23
Padme: no your not
Anakin: so you married a little kid
Padme: no I married a 19 year old.. it's just sometimes your nine side comes out
Vader: wow i'm just glad i haven't done that lately
Padme: Awww.. I loved that side of you
Anakin: see han
Han: I am lost
Vader: well just don't turn to the dark side and your good
Ben: Padme still liked you
Anakin: I turned to the dark side
Vader: it doesn't help things much, so just a warning.