Note: This is my first so don't be harsh on me.
Over the hills and far away, Teletubbies come out to play. Theme Tune
Hello Tinky Winky. 'Eh Oh'. What have you got there? 'Handbag'. Where did you get that from Tinky Winky? 'Old Lady'. Did she give it to you? 'No, stole it'. You've been a bad Tinky Winky. You must pay for your actions. Remove his horn! 'Nooooo! Take the belly TV instead.' You should have thought of that before you stole the handbag, Tinky Winky. Noo Noo, come here and clean up all the nasty blood that's staining the grass. snuffling noises. [Calls of 'Again, Again' from sadistic children]. Tinky Winky, the children have decided that you should relive your pain. 'Nooooo! I beg you, have mercy on me'. Wait the Sun must decide! Sun, come unto us! Baby Gurgles The Sun has decided. You will be forgiven, if you give back the handbag and plead guilty to that homicide case. 'But Judge said 'Not Guilty!'' Ah, yes, Then just give back the handbag before we change our minds and execute you. Oh dear, too slow. Release the rabbits! Mwahahahahahahahaha! Screams Noo Noo, clean up this disgusting mess.
Hello Lala. 'Eh oh'. What have you got there? 'Ball. Where's Tinky Winky?' He was naughty, so he was punished. Where did you get that ball from? 'Found It' Where? 'By itself' looks shiftily. You're Lying, aren't you Lala. 'No, no I'm not' looks shiftily You know what happens to liars Lala. 'Get loved by children?' Almost. Here are thirty teenagers and they want their football back. They're not happy a prancing poofter has stolen it from them. 'But I found it, honest!' That's not what Sam says here. He says you beat him up and then stole the ball. I can't sentence you to a good beating yet, but I will after the Sun has passed Judgement. Sun, come unto me! baby gurgles He says you will suffer a beating. Commence! 'Ow stop, the pain is intense. I will never be able to entertain young children again.' Oh well.
Hello Dipsy. 'Eh Oh'. What's that you've got there? 'Top hat'. Why've you got that? 'To conceal my ugly stick on my head' You should be proud of it. 'Why? People call me dipstick' Well, it could be worse. 'True'. Anyway, I haven't seen that hat before, where did you get it from? 'Shop.' How? Teletubbies don't have money. 'They gave it to me'. Liar! No one would give an oversized green freak a good quality hat like that. 'Ok, Ok. I confess. I stole it' There. Dipsy has been a good Teletubbie for confessing, but still must be punished for doing a bad thing. Sun, come unto me! baby gurgles You will be sentenced to being pulled around the number 27 bus route 3 times by your head's stick. 'Nooooooooooooo!'. Oh yes, Noo Noo. Follow him round and clean up any mess.
Hello Po. 'Eh Oh' What have you got there Po? 'Skateboard' Where did you get that from? 'Somewhere' Hang on, the news is on. What!? Tony Hawk is dead? Killed by a fat short red thing? Po? Do you know anything about this. 'No'. Give me that board, NOW! 'Errr, here' Tony Hawk!? That's It! We do not stand for murder in Tubbyland unless it is allowed by the Sun. In fact, Sun, come unto me! baby gurgles The Sun has decided that you will be beaten up by thirty teenagers before being dragged three times round the number 27 bus route by your horn before being devoured by the rabbits. Bye bye Po! Mwahahahahahahaha!
That's all we have time for today. Bye Bye.
Over the hills and far away, Teletubbies come out to play. Theme Tune
Hello Tinky Winky. 'Eh Oh'. What have you got there? 'Handbag'. Where did you get that from Tinky Winky? 'Old Lady'. Did she give it to you? 'No, stole it'. You've been a bad Tinky Winky. You must pay for your actions. Remove his horn! 'Nooooo! Take the belly TV instead.' You should have thought of that before you stole the handbag, Tinky Winky. Noo Noo, come here and clean up all the nasty blood that's staining the grass. snuffling noises. [Calls of 'Again, Again' from sadistic children]. Tinky Winky, the children have decided that you should relive your pain. 'Nooooo! I beg you, have mercy on me'. Wait the Sun must decide! Sun, come unto us! Baby Gurgles The Sun has decided. You will be forgiven, if you give back the handbag and plead guilty to that homicide case. 'But Judge said 'Not Guilty!'' Ah, yes, Then just give back the handbag before we change our minds and execute you. Oh dear, too slow. Release the rabbits! Mwahahahahahahahaha! Screams Noo Noo, clean up this disgusting mess.
Hello Lala. 'Eh oh'. What have you got there? 'Ball. Where's Tinky Winky?' He was naughty, so he was punished. Where did you get that ball from? 'Found It' Where? 'By itself' looks shiftily. You're Lying, aren't you Lala. 'No, no I'm not' looks shiftily You know what happens to liars Lala. 'Get loved by children?' Almost. Here are thirty teenagers and they want their football back. They're not happy a prancing poofter has stolen it from them. 'But I found it, honest!' That's not what Sam says here. He says you beat him up and then stole the ball. I can't sentence you to a good beating yet, but I will after the Sun has passed Judgement. Sun, come unto me! baby gurgles He says you will suffer a beating. Commence! 'Ow stop, the pain is intense. I will never be able to entertain young children again.' Oh well.
Hello Dipsy. 'Eh Oh'. What's that you've got there? 'Top hat'. Why've you got that? 'To conceal my ugly stick on my head' You should be proud of it. 'Why? People call me dipstick' Well, it could be worse. 'True'. Anyway, I haven't seen that hat before, where did you get it from? 'Shop.' How? Teletubbies don't have money. 'They gave it to me'. Liar! No one would give an oversized green freak a good quality hat like that. 'Ok, Ok. I confess. I stole it' There. Dipsy has been a good Teletubbie for confessing, but still must be punished for doing a bad thing. Sun, come unto me! baby gurgles You will be sentenced to being pulled around the number 27 bus route 3 times by your head's stick. 'Nooooooooooooo!'. Oh yes, Noo Noo. Follow him round and clean up any mess.
Hello Po. 'Eh Oh' What have you got there Po? 'Skateboard' Where did you get that from? 'Somewhere' Hang on, the news is on. What!? Tony Hawk is dead? Killed by a fat short red thing? Po? Do you know anything about this. 'No'. Give me that board, NOW! 'Errr, here' Tony Hawk!? That's It! We do not stand for murder in Tubbyland unless it is allowed by the Sun. In fact, Sun, come unto me! baby gurgles The Sun has decided that you will be beaten up by thirty teenagers before being dragged three times round the number 27 bus route by your horn before being devoured by the rabbits. Bye bye Po! Mwahahahahahahaha!
That's all we have time for today. Bye Bye.