Hey guys! As of late, I've been really digging stories with more humor. I know its not the romantic norm, but its something new and fun. Enjoy!
"Now boys, are you ready to go out there and extinguish the illegal pest known as Rey Mysterio and Sin Cara?"
Cesaro and Jack Swagger nodded, but didn't speak. Zeb found this odd, for the boys were always so vocal, especially when it came to beat downs on illegal citizens. Zeb noticed that Cesaro's leg was a bit wobby, and he had to wonder what the cause of that was from his star pupil. "CESARO, STAND UP STRAIGHT. MAKE AN EXAMPLE FOR JACK." Zeb couldn't begin to understand what exactly was going on in the mind of his two boys. Not only are they not speaking, but Cesaro's swaying, and both have come to the We The People meeting with their hoods tied tightly around their faces.
Zeb sighed tiredly, not even having time to question what exactly was up. He stood in front of his students, elevating his voice so that his tone was clear. "I want you boys to go out there and not just destroy these pests, I want you to go out there and dismantle them. Make it so that they can't walk back to the ring, but where they can walk right on out of the United States! Do I make myself clear enough for you two?" Cesaro and Jack nodded quietly, not speaking once again. Zeb rubbed his temples, before finally mustering up enough energy to ask what the big deal was.
"Do you two mind telling me WHY exactly you have not answered one question I have asked you? I am your leader, and I order you to answer when spoken to. Do I make myself clear?" Cesaro answered with a "Si." before Swagger answered the same thing. Zeb clutched his chest, having to shake his head from what he just heard. He studied the two men, their heads down the whole time they've been in the room. Zeb walked towards them angrily, stroking his mustache furiously. "Did I hear some Spanish come out of you two fools? Do you know what I could do to you two for such an act? Huh? Speak to me damnit!"
Zeb lunged towards Swagger, ripping off his hood to expose a blue lucha mask. Just then, Cesaro jumped swiftly with kick to Zeb's abdomen. Zeb fell to the ground in utter shock, as he heard the two men laughing hysterically before removing their jackets. Zeb couldn't believe it, it was that damn Mysterio and Sin Cara, disguised as Cesaro and Swagger! Zeb noticed "Cesaro" swaying earlier, and it was because Mysterio had been on stilts! Zeb screamed loudly, requesting for security to condemn these two men, but it was too late.
Rey and Sin Cara were outside of the door, running down the hallway. The real Swagger and Cesaro rolled outside the door, bruised and bloodied from the early attack that was placed on them. Even Zeb had to finally realize that day, that you can't judge a book by its cover!