Naruto With Himself

by Ethereal Void

NarutoXKBR and some other pairings. Naruto was fighting hard to save Sasuke from Orochimaru. It had been two and a half years of solid training. BUT what happens when Naruto realizes that he has no clue how to please Sasuke...and he's alone with a clone.

1. Intro

Disclaimer: I don't own anythings, so don't sue me! sulks in a corner, sniffling

Author's Little Note: Don't flame me, or I will use the flames to burn up team 7. Review if you want to see more.

Orchimaru gave Naruto a vicious punch in the stomach. They had been fighting for hours, with no sign of stopping. Naruto went flying backwards, skidding to a halt. I'm coming, you Sasuke-teme. Naruto thought, coughing up blood. He glanced back at Sakura, curled in a corner, her mind almost destroyed. "You dick," Naruto spat.

"I know," Orochimaru responded with a sick grin. "You ready to give up?"

"NEVER!" Naruto shot back up, eyes flaring red, orange chakra bursting from his body. He replicated himself several times over, shooting at Orochimaru at several different directions. Orochimaru easily found the real Naruto and smashed him to the ground. Naruto did the same tactic.

Suddenly, Orochimaru looked confused. All the Kage-Bushins exploded. Naruto was no where to be found. Orochimaru sensed Sasuke was attempting an escape, and went to stop him. Kakashi landed in the clearing and bore Sakura off to the hospital. No one knew what happened to Naruto.

WHEREISTHEFIGGINLINEWHEREISTHEFIGGINLINEWHEREISTHEFIGGINLINE

The Naruto clone stared down at it's unconcious creator. Naruto had passed out from exhastion. The kage bushin sighed. What a boring wait. Wish there was some ramen.

WHEREISTHEFIGGINLINEWHEREISTHEFIGGINLINEWHEREISTHEFIGGINLINE

"Nurg..." Naruto's traitorous lips mumbled. His body spot felt TERRIBLE. He stuggled to open his eyes. Needless to say, he got the shock of his life when he saw himself looking back at him.

"I'm awake, finally!" The identical face said.

"What the hell-?" Naruto's own face grinned back at him. "Who-"

"Remember? You got knocked out by Orochimaru. I'm your clone. I saved you."

"I really am a dobe!" Naruto fought against the tears gathering. His eyes burned with the effort.

"I know how to cheer you up..." The clone said mysteriously, with a lecherous smirk.

"What?" The replicant grinned until Naruto caught on. "Oh no. That is just crazy."

"How else are we going to learn how to please Sakura and Sasuke?" In my stories, Sasuke and Naruto are bi. Deal with it. "Admit it. You wouldn't mind having sex with your self. We are a sexy beast."

"You are so perverted! What are you, my lustful side?!"

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