Lol, I got this idea from a poll I read (Special thanks to Lotte for sending it to me).
One-shot.
Bwahahaa-ness About Deidara getting molested by Orochimaru when he was younger, that's why he wants to kill Orochimaru so badly. XD Bwahahaha
A bit of a Crack-fic XD
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"So, Deidara-Sempai, Why did you want to kill Orochimaru-san so badly?" Tobi asked cheerfully while eating a stick of dango on one rare break from being a Ninja.
Deidara's eyes went wide at this question as he went into a uncontrollable, unstoppable flashback (OF DOOM!)When Deidara was about 9 when Orochimaru spotted him sitting alone on a swing in the village's park.
Orochimaru being the Child Molester he is. His mind went into Paedophile overdrive. He quickly rushed over to a sweet stall and purchased a handful of Banana Toffee's, which just happened to Deidara's favourite at the time. The Paedophile skilfully made his way over to the swing, walking like he hadn't noticed Deidara at all, then 'Accidentally' walked into the swing Deidara was on, pushing him off and making him land on his face.
"OH! I'm sorry little-child!" Inner Orochimaru smiled evilly, as he kneeled to 'help' the child.
"I'm not little, un" A few minutes of walking lead to Orochimaru's decision to strike (Like the Paedophilic Snake he was), he reached into his pocket, and pulled out one of the sweets he bought,
"Well…uh, Kid then, you sure your not hurt?"
"I grazed my knee, un"
"Oh dear, do you know where your parents are?"
"They are at home, un"
"Do you have to keep saying un?"
"Yes, un"
Orochimaru rolled his snakey eyes and helped little-Deidara up,
"I can manage, thank you though, un"
"No, I insist I come with you, It is me after all that pushed you off the swing, I'll explain to your parents what happened, keep you out of trouble too" He Laughed un-easily as little-Deidara gave him evils,
"Fine then, but please let go of my arm, your hurting me, un"
"Oh, sorry…"
"Oh, Banana Toffee! My favourite! Un!" Little Deidara happily helped himself to a few sweets
JACKPOT!!' Inner Orochimaru cheered, and now, the part where he cleverly diverts them into a dark alley,
"Oh yeah, I'm guessing you live quite some miles away, but I happen to know a short cut~" He smiled.
"Oh really, un? Let's take that then, I'm tired of walking"
Orochimaru casually pointed the way down a dark alley which he knew that was dead-ended.
"Um…it's a dead end, un…." Deidara said quietly,
"Oh…well that's to bad" Both Inner Orochimaru's and Orochimaru's eyes glinted evilly as he covered the boy's mouth to stifle his screams, and holding both his hands behind him so he couldn't move.
"Mmfffe N0-fmufmfum UN!"
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"EWW, WHATS THAT?!?!?UN!!!!" --
"That's my tongue little one"
"WHY ARE YOU PUTTING IT DOWN MY PANTS?!?UN!!!!"
The screams and shouting caused people to walk very fast past the alley,
"DEIDARA-SEMPAI??" Tobi waved in front of Deidara's blank face,
"SEMPAAIIII?"
"Ugh…I think I need to go to the toilet. Un" Deidara quickly got up and ran away.
Poor Deidara.
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Lol Very Crack-y!! Review plzzzz