Hi Everyone!
So this is a parody of what most Jasper and Bella stories are….FIRST FANFIC….Well see ya at the bottom….
ENJOY!
Disclaimer: I don't own twilight saga, Stephanie Meyer does….**sobs**
Bella in her room crying: EddieBoy left me….Jacob left me….What did I do to deserve this!
Jasper appears outside her bedroom window
Bella: JASPER! *Hugs him*
Jasper: Hey Bella, PixieBitch left me so I came back becoz I was lonely.
Bella: That's not nice of her WE can be friends.
Few months later
Bella Thinking: OH I think I am completely over EddieBoy I didn't even feel the pain thinking of his name! and I think I am in love with jasper! I have to tell him!
Jasper thinking: I think I love Bella! I gotta tell her!
Bella: Jasper I think I love you!
Jasper: I LOVE YOU TOO!
EddieBoy and PixieBitch come back
EDDIEBOY: Bella you cant be with him! What if he kills you? I still love you!
PIXIE BITCH: I still love you too Jasper!
Bella: Go away EddieBoy and PixieBitch I love jasper and I am NOT coming to you! ( And the usual stuff about him not loving her if he left her in the woods alone)
Jasper: Go away PixieBitch I don't love you anymore!
EddieBoy and PixieBitch go off….
Jasper: Will you marry me Bella?
Bella: YESSSSHHHH!
So they got married and Bella got changed and they lived happily ever after….!
THE END
So what do you think? I'm right aren't i? This is what half of the JasperBella NewMoon stories about! Half are about Bella getting changed by some other vamp and meeting the Cullens centuries later!
Please REVIEW! I'll really appreciate it!
SeeYa
AllieCullenzz