Voldemort opened the door of his secret hideout, stuck his head out, and looked around.
"Meow," said a voice. The Dark Lord looked down.
"AHHHHHHHHHH! A CAT! CALL THE EXTERMINATOR!" yelled Voldemort. He ran back into the hideout and slammed the door behind him. Then, he got a sneaky idea.
"Oh, Wormmmtail!"
"Yes, my lord?" He seemed to have appeared out of nowhere. He did that a lot.
"Exterminate that cat!"
"But why?"
"Because...ah-ah-choo!...I'm allergic to them!"
"Okay, my lord."
So Wormtail walked outside and exterminated the cat. Witha plate ofpoisoned omelette. Poor dumb cat.
Credits:
From now on, I'll be adding Credits to all my drabbles.
Voicework:
My sister: Voldemort
Me: Wormtail
Cat: Cat
Parodized Lines:
Poor dumb cat'spatternis credit to Jim Benton
Original: Poor Dumb Hudson, from Dear Dumb Diary #2: My Pants Are Haunted!
Prop Credits:
Poisoned plate of tuna is from Veggietales: Lyle the Friendly Viking
Secret hideout is from The Adventures of Super Diaper Baby