The Mainstream Hunger Games

by ThatBlondeGirl130

Obama and David Cameron both of a huge problem: Both of their countries of full of mainstream stuff. Their solution? A Hunger Games. Parody.

1. Chapter 1

Prologue

Gather around children, adults, marshmallows, for I have a story to share with you. This is the story of the first Mainstream Hunger Games. In the year 2012, two politicians, US President Obama and UK Prime Minister David Cameron realised that both of their countries had a problem. They were so clogged up with Mainstream stuff; nobody cared about politics or the cat calendar shortage. So the two of them used some money they'd stolen from Santa to buy Asia and divide it into 6 Districts. Because of the likeness to the Hunger Games, they wanted to make the name original, so they called it Hanem. Each District was home to a different mainstream thing.

District 1: Hunger Games

District 2: Glee

District 3: Jersey Shore

District 4: Twilight

District 5: Disney

District 6: Harry Potter

From each District, 2 would be chosen whether they were male or female, nobody really cared to be honest. As the freaks of each District tried to work out what was going on, Obama and David Cameron watched from their private hover yacht.

"Let the Games begin" declared Obama.