AN: This is much different than my last fanfic, but it's still based on videogame crossovers.
Raidon the Sandslash is my fan character for pokemon.
Pokemon copyright Game Freak
Legend of Zelda copyright Nintendo
Mario copyright Nintendo
CD-i copyright to who ever made it...I don't know who, but he's important.
Youtube Poop: Raidon's Adventure
Long ago, in a distant land known as Hyrule, there lived a king and his daughter (as well as a green warrior) who
defeated an evil known as Ganon. The King, Link, and Zelda were having a feast when...
*Time Warp Sound*
King: Oh shit!
Link: What happened?
Gwanom flies in.
Gwanom: Your majesty, Ganon has siezed your face!
King: Gwanom, what was that sound?
Gwanom: What sound?
Castle Guard: There's a body on your courtyard!
King: Enough.
Link: Let's check it out.
Later, they see what that sound came from.
Cop man: This is illegal you know!
Gwanom: No.
King: He's a sandslash!
Link: Is he alright?
Zelda: Let's take him inside.
When he regains consiousness...
Sandslash: ...ugghghnh...what happened...
King: You were unconsious for a while when we found you.
Sandslash: ...This isn't Pokepark...
King: No. It's Hyrule.
Link: Who are you?
Sandslash: I'm Raidon.
Ganon (who appearently appeared out of thin air): Link, I will sieze your face!
Link: My face is no match for Ganon!
Gwanom: Die.
Ganon: NOOOOO!
Link: I won!
Raidon: You didn't do anything!
Link: :'(
King: Mah boi, your face is what all true warriors strive for.
Later at Morshu's shop...
Morshu: Lamp oil, rope, bombs, time machine, you want it?
Raidon: I'll take the time machine.
Morshu: MMmmmm?
Raidon: ...
Morshu: Here you go!
Raidon: Yes!
*Pushes Button*
Raidon utterly warps from the shop and into the mushroom kingdom and yet again loses consiousness. -_-
Mario: Luigi, look!
Luigi: It's a sandslash!
Bowser: O Mah God!
Raidon regains consiousness...
Raidon: Where am I?
Mario: Luigi, he's waking up!
Luigi: :3
Raidon thinks Gee, that time machine didn't work as well as I thought...
Raidon: Why is there a letter on my chest?
The Letter says:
Dear Pesky Plumbers,
I just got a ransom
letter from an evil person.
It says that he's taken
the pokeprincess hostage
and if I don't give him my
muffin, he'll torture her!
I don't care about muffins
that much. But there's one
problem...I HAVE NO
MUFFIN! God Damnit,
does he not understand
that I never had a muffin
in my life! You've got to
help me! :(
Bring a muffin,
King Koopa
Mario: We gotta find a muffin!
Luigi: *poinst to Raidon* And you gotta help us!
Raidon: Why me? I have enough to deal with and...did he say pokeprincess?
Luigi: Yep.
Raidon: I'm in!
At Bowser's Castle...
Raidon: We're here!
Bowser: Oh thank god you're here! Where's the muffin?
Luigi: It's right *rumages through pockets*...Mario did you remember the muffin?
Mario: *rumages through his pockets*...I thought you had it.
?: *nom nom nom nom*
Mario and Luigi: Uh oh!
Yoshi: Yum de yumyum!
Luigi: Damn you yoshi!
Mario: Luigi, stop screaming at the sky!
Luigi: You're right, I shoudn't be so stressful about our muffin being eaten.
Mario: Our muffin was eaten! Aaaahhhhhhh! :O
Bowser: Where did you find the muffin?
Later at the muffin patch...
Bowser: How the hell does a muffin grow off a bush!
Mario: They also grow bush!
Luigi: Mmm...bush...
Bowser: Let's stop getting drunk and find a good muffin!
Mario and Luigi: ...k.
They eventually found a muffin perfect for this evil man. They also gave Yoshi a fireball and he died.
Bowser: Here's your muffin, now give us the pokeprincess!
Evil man: ...fine.
The pokeprincess was a pikachu named Jessica.
Jessica: Thank you for rescuing me! *Hugs Raidon*
Raidon: ...nice...
Long story short, they got married.
END. *Ganon: Die.*