The Very Secret Diaries of Gundam Wing
Authors note: I'm following the manga because that was readily available to me at the time. There will be some reference to the anime though…
The Very Secret diary of Heero Yuy
Day one: I am embarking on the journey of a lifetime and I am told that it will take my lifetime to complete it. Stupid doctor J, he never thinks I can do anything right! Well I'll show him…if I can ever get out of this stupid outfit! I can't move as it is! Doctor J said he likes to see me in black spandex…I'm beginning to wonder if he's not gay…will think more on that later because right now this stupid robot is telling me that I have to fight this other stupid robot and it's 2 friends…A.K.A. 2 other equally stupid robots! And I thought I only joined for the dental perks! It was a trap I tell you!
I fought the other robot and it turns out that the pilot was this really hot girl but I think she's self-conscious because she wears this large mask…but it is quite a turn on! She had a really nice as- what's this stupid beeping sound? Darn crapit, it seems that I'm going to fall into the ocean. Don't worry, I'll keep you dry but I'll have to write more later because I have the strong feeling that I'm going to pass out and be washed up on shore!
Yep, I was right, I was washed up on shore and I was found by this really ugly boy…or was it a girl? I couldn't tell. So anyway, just as I'm about to kill her (I really like my shiny gun and couldn't wait for a chance to use it, besides, if anyone asked any questions I could just claim that she was trying to cash in on my dental!) anyways, this guy shows up and shoots me! Right in the arm too! Then he brings up two mobile suits and one is mine! He stole it! I was P.O.!! So I took it back and we fought right there on the shore. He knew I was beating him so he said we could finish the battle later. I had to get to school so I agreed.
At school that girl (yeah I found out that she's a girl) tried to invite me to her birthday party and I was so disgusted! I mean we didn't even know each other! I tend to look for more than that in a relationship! I need to eat something…and maybe get my teeth cleaned with my new dental plan…yeah
The Very Secret Diary of Duo Maxwell
Day one: Yo! Sup? I just stole the coolest thing! My very own mobile suit!! I'm so excited! I just have to figure out how it works now. I wanted to name it something that had to do with flames or something but Dr. Mushroom head (I can never remember his name and besides, he gets so mad when I call him mushroom head! he's such a dork!) said I can't! He said that I had to name it Deathsythe. What a boring name!
You'll never believe what happened, I was swimming in the ocean (okay so what really happened was that I had a bad landing) anyway, as I was saying, I was swimming all nice and peaceful like when all of a sudden these mobile suits start attacking me out of no where for no reason! Actually I think they were looking for the suit that I found at the bottom of the ocean but I found it first and as the saying goes, finders: keepers, losers: weepers!! Nyah nyah nyah boo boo! So anyway, I killed all the other suits (Go me!!) and then I attached these really nifty inflators to the other Gundam and mine so that I could get them out and then I floated up to the top and down the shore a little bit I saw this guy and he was so totally hitting on this really hot babe and I wanted her to like me so I shot him! But then she got mad at me but I could tell that she really liked me so I brought up my 2 mobile suits to show her and she looked really surprised! But then the other dude said that the other Gundam was his and I shot him like 3 times but he didn't die and then he climbed in the other Gundam and we fought! It was a lot of fun but I really had to go to the bathroom so I told him that we could finish the battle later and he said sure! I sure hope that girl liked my superior fighting skills!
The Very Secret Diary of Trowa Barton
Day one: This is Silent Clown reporting in. I have begun my mission and have passed the point of no return. Oooooo, look, a rainbow! Ahem, sorry about that. Now where was I? Oh yes, after defeating the enemies at the base in Northern Europe I will now continue with my mission. This is Silent Clown signing out.
Lol! Haha, I had to do that! I've always wanted to be a secret agent or something equally…uh…secretive! But no really, after watching that guy be killed and answering the questions of these two guys that I don't even know I ended up with this really cool Gundam! I couldn't really hear anything because I had my headphones in my ears (I always have them in) but apparently a few nods can get you a top of the line mobile suit these days! So after arriving on earth I killed some other mobile suits all to the beat of this really cool song I was listening to on the radio! It was awesome! I can't wait until the next battle!
The Very Secret Diary of Quatre Raberba Winner
Day one: Well I just finished wallpapering the cockpit of my new Gundam, Sir Sandrock. (Rasid does not approve of me calling it "Sir" but I feel I must. It is proper.) All I need now is some fresh flowers in here so that things don't feel so awfully dreadful! Well, earlier today I met up with my old friends the Maqunauts and after some afternoon tea (That tea they gave me, it's beginning to go to my head. I fear that they may have given me something else seeing as they were all drinking beer…come to think of it, it did taste a bit funny…ah well, enough rambling.) As I was saying, after the "tea" (I shall have to ask Rasid about that.) I was sent on a mission and I'm sorry to say but I had to kill someone. A few people actually. It is very sad. But on the upside the earth is very beautiful, as well as myself. So far I am the prettiest of all the Maqunauts…but that one with the glasses seems to be quite the competition…I'll have to see what I can do about that… Now I must invest in a bath before someone else has the same idea…though I doubt that these men have taken baths in weeks…
Authors note: well that's all there is for this chapter! I mean have to keep you guys coming back for more! The first days of Wufei, Relena, and Zechs will be in the next chapter and other characters may pop up as they appear. Don't forget to review or Heero might just think that you're trying to cash in on his dental and he might just happen to have his shiny new gun in his back pocket…and well let's just say that I'm not responsible for what might happen because you didn't review!