Chopsticks
"Sophie what's for diner?" Howl asked, walking over to his wife who was talking on the phone.
"Hm…how about Chinese food?"
"Uh…..okay?" Howl said, looking uneasy, he really didn't know what in the name of magic Chinese food was…or Chinese for that matter…but if Sophie said it was good than it wouldn't kill him…hopefully….
"Food's here!"
"DAMN THESE CHOPSTICKS!" howl screamed again, glaring at the chopsticks, why couldn't he use these bloody cursed wooden sticks?
Howl growled, and settled with stabbing the food with one of the wooden objects and eating that way, but by the third time, the food kept falling off
"DAMN CHOPOSTICS!!"
"Howl calm down!" Sophie said, eating perfectly with the bloody cursed chopsticks.
He groaned and glared at his wife, who smiled innocently, before eating some more, very slowly to make her oh so annoyed husband even more annoyed.
"SOPHIE!"
"Yes?"
"…teach me how to use chopsticks."
Hello all! A very short one shot of what would happen if Howl decided to try and learn how to use chopsticks! :) The idea just popped into my mind when I was watching the movie one night and I decided to write it down. My friends found it hilarious so I decided to post it. There's not supposed to be a plot line, it's supposed to be a funny little story meant to make you laugh...:) please review, con crit is welcome :)
~BlackRose274