Wander stared at Sylvia with a puzzled look. "So I help people?" asked Wander. "Yep, it's like your thing" "Just random strangers?" "no- well actually, yes."
A few days earlier
"Wander you should really be more careful when helping peopl-"
"WOAHHH"
wander grabbed a falling leaf.
"oh my, thank you kind sir"
Wander looked down at the bug on the ground
"no problem, you were sayin?"
*sigh "like i said, you need to be more careful when helping people"
"what makes you say tha-WOAHHH"
wander ran to pick up a shoe
"excuse me, is this your shoe"
"oh yeah, thanks mate"
"yourrr welcome"
"WANDER!"
"what, i'm just helping folk. besides, I just loooove helpin people, its a feelin that starts fro-"
"yeah, i know. just,could you restrain yourself a bit, i wouldn't want you to get hurt"
"okay okay, i guess i cou- LOOK OUT"
sylvia sighed "at least you're not doing anything dangerous"
wander jumped to grab a falling apple from an apple crate, as he jumped his head hit the crate causing all the apples to fall out and tumbled to the ground
"You okay?" sylvia asked, walking up to wander, "ya see, this is what happens when you're not careful"
"Yea" as he stood up, stepped on one of the apples and it tumbled onto a road
Wander ran after the apple...straight in front of a truck
"LOOK OUT" yelled sylvia
"wha?"
Present time
"So that's the gist of it"
"wow, thats- i must really like helping people"
Sylvia smirked "now lets see, what do you remember before the incident"
"not real-"
Suddenly a giant skull ship hovered over the little planet, out came hater and his fleet of watchdogs
"THIS PLANET IS NOW OFFICIALLY PROPERTY OF LORD HATERRRRR"
Sylvia quickly pulled wander into an alleyway
"whos that"
"lord hater, the meanest, biggest, stupidest villain there is out there"