Super Smash Bros.: Potential Candidates
Knuckles19: Hello one and all! I'm Knuckles19 and I'm here interviewing potential candidates for the next Super Smash Bros. Melee game! Let's get into it. Our first guest is that super fast hedgehog! You know him! You love him! You can't live without him! Smash brothers and sisters, please give a warm welcome to Sonic the Hedgehog!
Sonic:{Runs out waving} Hello my adoring public!
Audience: SONIC!{Lots of clapping}
Sonic: Thank you! You're the best!{Takes a seat}
{The audience dies down}
Knuckles19: Okay Sonic! What made you decide to try out for the new game?
Sonic: Well Knux, it's like this. All I'm getting for the new game systems is a bunch of remakes.
Knuckles19: Like Sonic Adventure 2?
Sonic: Exactly! I don't see a penny for remakes! They only pay me when I do something new.
Knuckles19: So you want to appear in a new game?
Sonic: Duh! It's a cool project and I'll make lots of money!
Knuckles19: Sounds cynically enterprising.
Sonic: What are you getting at?
Knuckles19: I'm saying it sounds like you're only doing this for the money.
Sonic: NO! I'm doing it for the kids! I'd do anything for my loyal fans!
Knuckles19: Anything?
Sonic: Anything!
Knuckles19: Okay. Then do a light speed attack.
Sonic: I can't do that without an enemy!
Knuckles19: No problem! LEROY!{ The prop dude comes out with an enemy robot}Thanks Leroy!
Sonic: Umm....
Audience: SONIC!{Cheering}SONIC!
Sonic: Okay........here I go!{Curls into a ball, releases and flies in circles around the enemy}Whoa! I'm getting dizzy!{Strikes the enemy}
Knuckles19: Ladies and gentleman, Sonic the Hedgehog!
Audience: YAY!{Cheering}SONIC!
Sonic: Tha...thank you.{Dizzy, looks hammered} I have to go now.{Staggers off the stage}
Knuckles19: Let's bring out our next guest! He just got into America a few months ago but he took us by storm! Here he is, all the way from Golden Sun, Isaac!
Isaac:{Walks out without saying a word, despite all the cheering}
Audience:{Clapping}
Knuckles19: So Isaac, how did the tryouts go for the new Smash Bros. game?
Isaac:......
Knuckles19: Oh crap! I forgot! Isaac had no dialog in Golden Sun! He could only nod and shake his head!
Isaac:....{Nods}
Knuckles19: Well, what am I going to do? What would tim333 do at a time like this?{Thinks until a light bulb appears over his head} I've got it! Mr. Isaac! Will you show us some of your attacks?
Isaac:{Nods and slashes with his sword}
Knuckles19: Okay. That was....basic. Can we see something a little more fancy? LEROY!
Leroy: Yes, Knux?
Isaac: {Jumps into the air and strikes down with his sword glowing on Leroy}
Knuckles19: That was pretty cool. Thank you Leroy.
Leroy:{On the ground} Don't.....mention.....it.{Crawls off}
Knuckles19: Okay. Let's end with a little magic.
Isaac:{Raises arms and an earthquake starts}
Knuckles19: Okaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy! That's enoughhhhhhhhhhhhh!{The quake stops}
Isaac:{Walks off}
Knuckles19: Next we have{Shuffles note cards around}.....Spider Man!
Spider Man: Hey Everybody!{Swings out and web-zips to his seat}
Knuckles19: So spidey! Why are you trying out for this game?
Spider Man: Well Knux, I'll be honest. I didn't want to do it, but my agent got the stupid idea. He'll do anything for his ten percent.
Knuckles19: I imagine you have some great recovery moves.
Spider Man: What makes you think that?
Knuckles19: COME ON! You're Spider Man! The Web slinger!
Spider Man: Damn stereotypes! Well, in any event you're right. My jumps are far superior to the rest!
Knuckles19: Would you care to show us some?
Spider Man: Sure. I could use the practice.{Jumps and does a web swing, and a third long web swing}
Knuckles19: Let's give em' a hand folks!
Audience: YEAH SPIDEY! YOU'RE THE GREATEST!
Spider Man: Ah! My adoring public!
Knuckles19: SPIDEY! Look out for......
Spider Man: WHOA!
Leroy: ARGH!{Spider Man has crashed into Leroy}
Knuckles19: ...Leroy.
Spider Man: Sorry bout' that dude!{ Swings off}
Knuckles19: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookkaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy......
Leroy: THAT'S IT! I QUIT!{Storms out}They don't pay me enough for this!
Knuckles19: FINE! No cut out of my paycheck. Let's bring out our next guest. The blue bomber from the GBA{Game Boy Advance} MegaMan Exe.!
MegaMan Exe: Hi everyone!{Walks out}
{Thanks go out to tim333, for not beating the crap out of me for the joke I'm about to steal!}
Knuckles19: So Mega, why did you try out?
MegaMan: I dunno. I just showed up in some room and they took me in.
Knuckles19: I see. I noticed that you're a lighter shade of blue. If you make it to the game, can I assume you'll be boasting Hubstyle?
Mega: Yeah. That way I can use a lot more powers!
Knuckles19: Like the ProtoShield, and the cannon?
Exe.: Yep!
Knuckles19: So, how does it feel living in the cyber world?
Man: It's.....HEY! Why's my name getting smaller?!
Knuckles19: I don't know. Maybe it'll go away. Back to the question.
MegaMan Exe.: It's great! You don't have a care in the world! Except...
Knuckles19: Yes?
Mighty MegaMan Exe.: Well, Lan always sleeps in, he's late for school, and I do most of the work! If it weren't for me, he'd be nothing!
Knuckles19: Sounds rough.
Super Strong MegaMan Exe.: It is.
Knuckles19: I'm curious. Why would this affect you?
MegaMan Exe. The incredibly super mighty, ultra strong, unbelievably friendly, more uses than a pocket knife, intensely powerful Net Navi, and he's a darn nice fella and his Mom makes the world's perfect cheesecake: Well it's...HEY!!!!!!!!!!!! What's going on here?!
Knuckles19: I promise it won't happen anymore! Let's try to finish.
MegaMan the Camel: OKAY! THAT'S IT! WHO'S DOING THAT?!
Knuckles19 the big headed host: I think I know what's going on!{Runs back stage}LEROY!!!!
Leroy: Oh Crap!{Runs}
Knuckles19: We'll be right back! But without Leroy!
Knuckles19: Hello one and all! I'm Knuckles19 and I'm here interviewing potential candidates for the next Super Smash Bros. Melee game! Let's get into it. Our first guest is that super fast hedgehog! You know him! You love him! You can't live without him! Smash brothers and sisters, please give a warm welcome to Sonic the Hedgehog!
Sonic:{Runs out waving} Hello my adoring public!
Audience: SONIC!{Lots of clapping}
Sonic: Thank you! You're the best!{Takes a seat}
{The audience dies down}
Knuckles19: Okay Sonic! What made you decide to try out for the new game?
Sonic: Well Knux, it's like this. All I'm getting for the new game systems is a bunch of remakes.
Knuckles19: Like Sonic Adventure 2?
Sonic: Exactly! I don't see a penny for remakes! They only pay me when I do something new.
Knuckles19: So you want to appear in a new game?
Sonic: Duh! It's a cool project and I'll make lots of money!
Knuckles19: Sounds cynically enterprising.
Sonic: What are you getting at?
Knuckles19: I'm saying it sounds like you're only doing this for the money.
Sonic: NO! I'm doing it for the kids! I'd do anything for my loyal fans!
Knuckles19: Anything?
Sonic: Anything!
Knuckles19: Okay. Then do a light speed attack.
Sonic: I can't do that without an enemy!
Knuckles19: No problem! LEROY!{ The prop dude comes out with an enemy robot}Thanks Leroy!
Sonic: Umm....
Audience: SONIC!{Cheering}SONIC!
Sonic: Okay........here I go!{Curls into a ball, releases and flies in circles around the enemy}Whoa! I'm getting dizzy!{Strikes the enemy}
Knuckles19: Ladies and gentleman, Sonic the Hedgehog!
Audience: YAY!{Cheering}SONIC!
Sonic: Tha...thank you.{Dizzy, looks hammered} I have to go now.{Staggers off the stage}
Knuckles19: Let's bring out our next guest! He just got into America a few months ago but he took us by storm! Here he is, all the way from Golden Sun, Isaac!
Isaac:{Walks out without saying a word, despite all the cheering}
Audience:{Clapping}
Knuckles19: So Isaac, how did the tryouts go for the new Smash Bros. game?
Isaac:......
Knuckles19: Oh crap! I forgot! Isaac had no dialog in Golden Sun! He could only nod and shake his head!
Isaac:....{Nods}
Knuckles19: Well, what am I going to do? What would tim333 do at a time like this?{Thinks until a light bulb appears over his head} I've got it! Mr. Isaac! Will you show us some of your attacks?
Isaac:{Nods and slashes with his sword}
Knuckles19: Okay. That was....basic. Can we see something a little more fancy? LEROY!
Leroy: Yes, Knux?
Isaac: {Jumps into the air and strikes down with his sword glowing on Leroy}
Knuckles19: That was pretty cool. Thank you Leroy.
Leroy:{On the ground} Don't.....mention.....it.{Crawls off}
Knuckles19: Okay. Let's end with a little magic.
Isaac:{Raises arms and an earthquake starts}
Knuckles19: Okaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy! That's enoughhhhhhhhhhhhh!{The quake stops}
Isaac:{Walks off}
Knuckles19: Next we have{Shuffles note cards around}.....Spider Man!
Spider Man: Hey Everybody!{Swings out and web-zips to his seat}
Knuckles19: So spidey! Why are you trying out for this game?
Spider Man: Well Knux, I'll be honest. I didn't want to do it, but my agent got the stupid idea. He'll do anything for his ten percent.
Knuckles19: I imagine you have some great recovery moves.
Spider Man: What makes you think that?
Knuckles19: COME ON! You're Spider Man! The Web slinger!
Spider Man: Damn stereotypes! Well, in any event you're right. My jumps are far superior to the rest!
Knuckles19: Would you care to show us some?
Spider Man: Sure. I could use the practice.{Jumps and does a web swing, and a third long web swing}
Knuckles19: Let's give em' a hand folks!
Audience: YEAH SPIDEY! YOU'RE THE GREATEST!
Spider Man: Ah! My adoring public!
Knuckles19: SPIDEY! Look out for......
Spider Man: WHOA!
Leroy: ARGH!{Spider Man has crashed into Leroy}
Knuckles19: ...Leroy.
Spider Man: Sorry bout' that dude!{ Swings off}
Knuckles19: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookkaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy......
Leroy: THAT'S IT! I QUIT!{Storms out}They don't pay me enough for this!
Knuckles19: FINE! No cut out of my paycheck. Let's bring out our next guest. The blue bomber from the GBA{Game Boy Advance} MegaMan Exe.!
MegaMan Exe: Hi everyone!{Walks out}
{Thanks go out to tim333, for not beating the crap out of me for the joke I'm about to steal!}
Knuckles19: So Mega, why did you try out?
MegaMan: I dunno. I just showed up in some room and they took me in.
Knuckles19: I see. I noticed that you're a lighter shade of blue. If you make it to the game, can I assume you'll be boasting Hubstyle?
Mega: Yeah. That way I can use a lot more powers!
Knuckles19: Like the ProtoShield, and the cannon?
Exe.: Yep!
Knuckles19: So, how does it feel living in the cyber world?
Man: It's.....HEY! Why's my name getting smaller?!
Knuckles19: I don't know. Maybe it'll go away. Back to the question.
MegaMan Exe.: It's great! You don't have a care in the world! Except...
Knuckles19: Yes?
Mighty MegaMan Exe.: Well, Lan always sleeps in, he's late for school, and I do most of the work! If it weren't for me, he'd be nothing!
Knuckles19: Sounds rough.
Super Strong MegaMan Exe.: It is.
Knuckles19: I'm curious. Why would this affect you?
MegaMan Exe. The incredibly super mighty, ultra strong, unbelievably friendly, more uses than a pocket knife, intensely powerful Net Navi, and he's a darn nice fella and his Mom makes the world's perfect cheesecake: Well it's...HEY!!!!!!!!!!!! What's going on here?!
Knuckles19: I promise it won't happen anymore! Let's try to finish.
MegaMan the Camel: OKAY! THAT'S IT! WHO'S DOING THAT?!
Knuckles19 the big headed host: I think I know what's going on!{Runs back stage}LEROY!!!!
Leroy: Oh Crap!{Runs}
Knuckles19: We'll be right back! But without Leroy!