Title: I'm Still Bad, Baby

Author: casperthefriendlyghost27

Rating: M for some language and a bit of smut possibly

Spoilers: none as far as I can tell

Pairing: Puckurt because I always liked Puck and Kurt together for some reason

Authors Note: I do not own Fox, any characters or any other show related; those things belong to Ryan Murphy. I am simply using his characters for the twisted things in my mind. Also there is a bit of Blaine and Sebastian bashing but only for the story. I truly do love those characters.

Hey ya'll! I came up with the idea of Skank!Kurt after it was all over Tumblr although instead of it being a Nerd!Blaine it'll just be Puck being his badass self. I have always liked Puck and Kurt together so we'll see where this goes.

Feel free to let me know how I do on this, I do believe I'm going to make this more than one chapter but I'll see how it turns out. Reviews are very welcome and appreciated.

xoxo-Kortney

I'm Still Bad, Baby

It had started with small changes, but Puck saw them immediately.

First it was the hair; instead of it only being chestnut brown and perfectly coiffed to chestnut brown with pink streaks in it, but still perfectly coiffed.

Then it was the clothes; gone was the perfectly tight stylist skinny jeans and the questionable sweaters and in came increasingly tighter skinny jeans, sometimes with tears in them, and leather jackets.

Finally, the piercings stared. First a nose ring came into view, then an eye brown piercing and finally, although Puck wasn't sure if this one was for real, a tongue piercing.

Gone was the soft and feminine Kurt Hummel that Puck had come to known and secretly love and in was the Kurt who hung out with the Skanks and was now insanely close with Quinn. Although both were now part of the Skanks, they were both still in Glee, seemingly ruling the school even while being at the bottom of the food chain.

Puck didn't know what to do. He had fallen in love with the Kurt Hummel who he used to throw into the dumpsters and slushy some days. Not that the new Kurt made Puck any less hot and bothered, if anything he had seemed to fall even more for the new Kurt.

The only problem was Puck seemed to lose his well known badassness whenever Kurt made an attempt to talk to him. He didn't know what exactly was drawing him to the boy he used to torment, but he needed something to change.

The changes were a long time coming.

After his very short lived romance, if it could be called that, with Blaine, Kurt had felt the need to change who he was. He hated that Blaine had chosen to cheat on him with someone like Sebastian. With his stupid CW hair, stupid meerkat face and especially his almost unintentional bad boy essence. Blaine was obviously drawn more to that than to Kurt's stellar fashion sense and occasional bitchiness than he let on when he said he and Sebastian were only friends.

The whole failed relationship is what finally pushed Kurt to change himself. Of course he was happy with who he was already, but he was so tired of the bullying and when he saw Quinn on the first day of the new school year, he decided just what needed to be done.

There was also the whole unrequited love he held for his now shockingly close friend Puck. He of course would never divulge that piece of information, but it was getting harder and harder not too as the days went by. And especially now that Puck had been outed as bisexual by one of the hockey players Kurt wanted to do nothing more than slam him into the lockers and kiss the life out of him.

Of course he would never do that because if he couldn't hold down a guy like Blaine, as boring and plain as he turned out to be, then he did not have any shot with a guy as badass as Puck.

So the changes started little by little; first the pink hair streaks, the darker and less flamboyant clothes and finally the piercings which his father was definitely not happy with. But that wasn't all. He started spending less time with the Glee girls outside of Glee and more with Quinn, who surprisingly despite her outside change, was still the same down to earth wholesome girl. Actually, except for Finn, Rachel and Puck, he rarely spent time with the Glee kids. Not that he disliked them or anything, they just did not seem to understand what had happened with him and Blaine and seemed to be blaming Kurt for the split. Puck was really the one who had been there for him and leant a shoulder for whenever Kurt needed to talk.

Kurt loved having Puck as a friend and he, Kurt and Quinn were now inseparable much to the dismay of most of Mckinly, but he really just wanted more with Puck. That was why Kurt started scheming. Although he had no idea if Puck would fall into the trap or call him out and stop talking to him, it was worth the risk to at least see.

Pulling out his cell phone, Kurt dialed a now familiar number. He waited for the pink haired girl to answer and when she finally did, she didn't even have a chance to say hello before he talked over her, "Q, I have a plan and I need your help."

The smirk that found it's way onto his face stayed firm while he schemed with Quinn and didn't leave until Glee the next day.

Puck had just settled into his normal back row seat in the choir room, when Kurt and Quinn walked in arm and arm. Puck tried to avoid staring, but he knew he was probably failing at it, especially when Kurt whispered something to her and then proceeded to bounce over to the empty seat next to Puck.

"Noah." Kurt greeted him with a wide smile. Kurt was the only one allowed to call him that and Kurt used it to his advantage whenever he wanted something.

"What do you want from me Princess?" He smirked at Kurt's risen eyebrow which he knew was because of the nickname.

"What makes you think I need something? Why can't I just come sit next to my best friend without an ulterior motive?"

"'Cause I know you Princess. You always use my first name and that sickenly sweet tone when you need me for something." His smirk grew wider and Kurt seemed to think about his method of getting Puck to help him.

He rolled his eyes and sighed before speaking again. "Fine. I need your help." Puck cocked an eyebrow at him as if to say 'see? I know you' and allowed Kurt to finish speaking. "I need your signature."

"May I ask why exactly?" Puck was now intrigued as too why he needed his signature instead of just asking Quinn like he had been known to do.

"Quinn seems to be busy after school today and I want to go get a new piercing."

The look of smugness Puck was giving Kurt considering the power he held over the situation. He also never hated how young he was more than he did now or the fact that this was part of the plan he had come up with to get Puck to be his.

"Fine Princess. But just know that you now owe me a favor at a later date." Puck smirked at him, surprising himself with how badass he was being with Kurt so close to him.

"Fine." Kurt knew it was probably be bad to have a debt with Puck, but he didn't care.

Just then Mr. Schue walked into the room, effectively ending the conversation. Kurt watched as Puck started to listen to the lesson intently, to which Kurt smiled fondly at him for. As much of a badass as he was, Puck was a big softy when it came to music. Kurt's expression changed suddenly when he glanced across the room to Quinn who was looking at him questionably. He shot her a smirk to which she gave a thumbs up before turning back to Mr. Schue.

Phase one of operation make Puck Kurt's was a go. Kurt smirked and glanced at the mohawked teen; he had no idea what Kurt had up his sleeve for the rest of the plan.