Third Wheel

Chapter One: Tricycle

Author: Icy Flame

Disclaimer: Don't own them and never will

Wanda: Opps sorry Karma and Acid & Base fans, I got Icy a little distracted!

Icy: You're telling me!

Wanda: We'll start working on them…later.

Icy: This idea has been stuck in my head for a bit, ok every since I saw Joy Ride.

Wanda: We are sorry if this seems in any way similar, akin, related, comparable, analogous, parallel, equivalent or like anyone's story previously posted before this.

Icy: It was not intended, I am not copying anyone's work. I have had pieces of this typed but after recently reading a lot of fics where the members of the BOM join the X-Men I personally was semi dissatisfied and we decided to finally post it.

Wanda: After some last minute revisions we have decided that 'Day Of Reckoning' has not and WILL NOT occur in this plot line.

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"No way am Ah gonna go be a third wheel! Get some one else like Jean or Evan!"

"Like no way! You know that Jean is going out with Duncan and Evan is totally intent tonight on watching that stupid Tony Hawk bio on TV tonight!"

"Well how bout Logan?"

"…Mr. Logan??? Have you lost your marbles? He would like shred Lance!"

"Ah don't thank bringing me along on your date is gonna improve the atmosphere."

"PLEASE I swear this is the last time I ask for anything!"

"Fhane"

"Oh hey can I borrow your scarf?"

"::sigh:: last time you'll ask for anything riiiight."

"What was that?" Kitty asked, twirling around quickly to look at her roommate.

"It's on my dresser." Rogue ignored the question and pointed to her breakfront.

  Rogue groaned as she walked out of her room and down the hall. There was no way she was going to dress up; it wasn't her date. Rogue strode down the hallway basking in the fact that she wore a simple pair of gray pajama pants and green silky spaghetti top with black flip flop sandals. It was the weekend and she wasn't planning on being near anyone anyhow, so why wrap up? Of course she had on a pair of gloves but it was accentual to her now. Not looking where she was going she bumped right into Evan.

"Hey what where you're going! You could of made me spill my work of art!" he whined, holding his sundae away from the gothic gal. The tower of vanilla ice cream was piled with chocolate sprinkles, hot fudge, nuts, whip cream, cherries, rainbow sprinkles, strawberry sauce, butterscotch syrup and chocolate covered peanuts. It truly was a work of art, a masterpiece of food.

 Rogue sighed and shook her head at the younger teen. He was constantly pulling stuff like this along with his little sidekick Iceman; of course Evan, Bobby, and Kurt were all just like peas in a pod. 'I wonder where the ice cube is now, he must have gone to the movies with the other recruits'

  "Wanna join partner? There is this sweet Tony Hawk thing on TV tonight. It is gonna be awesome." Gushed Evan excitedly in between bites of his ice cream. He moved down stairs, Rogue trailing behind him. Amazed that he could balance the huge ice cream dish as he talked and practically danced about the television room. Bobby was actually sitting in the television room along with the foreign German blue demon-looking boy. 'I guess that Kurt and Bobby aren't at the movies'

   "Sorry porcupine, Ah've gotta tag along on the Lancitty date tonight." Rogue apologized, noting the disappointed looks that all three gave her she excused herself as she saw Kitty prance down the stairs and run over to the door. But Logan stood as the final barrier to Kitty's dream guy. She puffed and put her hands on her hips. Rogue inwardly cringed, praying to any god listening that Kitty wouldn't cry. The girl could get quite a high note out when she wanted, causing everyone in a ten-mile radius to wince from the shriek. Thankfully she wasn't in the mood, she simply got an annoyed looked on her face.

  "Do you want me to phase through you or are you gonna move?" Kitty asked grumpily, glaring up at one of her guardians.

  Logan taunted, "I don't think so Half-pint. You need a chaperone to go out and it looks like you were unable to get one so that means no date with Rockhead."

  A grinned player across Rogue's lips as she walked over towards the scowling Kitty and grinning Logan. Wolverine looked up at her and raised an eyebrow at her advancement from her previous position. She stopped right next to Shadowcat.

 "Actually Logan ~Ah~ promised Kitty Ah'd go." Logan looked shocked by her statement and therefore was unable to stop the next actions.

   During the young goth's speech, Kitty had grasped her arm and phased her through Logan and the front door. Lance jumped back slightly when they first appeared out of now where. His hand was over his heart, he shook his head and then opened his arms as Kitty jumped into them.

  "You have to warn me before you do that Kit-kat." Lance joked, hugging the petite form closer.

 "Now move along, before Logan decides to come out here and stops ya'll" Rogue groaned. 'This is gonna be a long night.' Lance nodded as a grin split over his mouth.

  "Actually I figured that you might get bored and brought someone along for ya Rogue." Lance smirked, Kitty smiled up at him.

  Kitty cooed, "That was so sweet!"

   "Oh gawd, Lance please tell me you ain't gonna start playing cupid! It's bad enough living here with Jean and the lot trying ta fix me up!" Crowed Rogue in disdain, flashbacks of being stuck with dumb jocks because of Jean, know it all chums of Scott, sensitive guy pals of Kitty's, and one of Amada's voodoo friends because of Kurt was bad enough; not to mention when she was in the brotherhood, Todd's thief cronies, and Fred's monster truck acquaintances were scaring.

  Lance blushed lightly, "Yea well I was just trying to be nice Rogue." Rogue frowned but nodded, Kitty shot her an evil glare.

  "Fhane, fhane, sorry. Who it is couldn't be worse than Jean, Kitty, Kurt, Scott, Fred, and Todd's ideas of my perfect guy." Rogue apologized, realizing her fate was set.

   "Good, come on he's in the jeep."

   The trio moved towards Lance's beat up automobile. While it would be considered a junker, all the brotherhood members adored it for some odd reason, 'a guy thing' they reasoned. Rogue felt her stomach clench at whom was sitting in shotgun in Lance's jeep. Of course he didn't look too happy either, in fact he was duck taped to the seat, with a duct tape over his mouth. Rogue remembered a similar event when she had boarded with them.

   "You brought Pietro?" Rogue growled, the struggling ceased as Lance started to remove the tape or it might have been from the voice he heard but we'll never know (hint hint wink wink nudge nudge).

  "Yea well I didn't know who it would accompanying us and he was the only one fast enough to dodge Logan." 

  "Rogue?" Pietro gasped as his duct tape prison was removed. He flexed his arms and spun around a few times to rid himself of the sticky goo hanging on his clothing. "So I guess you just couldn't handle yourself, when you knew it was me coming."

  Rogue rolled her eyes, memories of the speedster hitting on her while she was in the brotherhood fresh in her mind. She cringed as he attempted to help her in the car, grabbing her gloved hand and placing her in the back seat along with him. Kitty phased in her seat, Lance climbed into the driver's seat and the engine roared to life. As they pulled out of the drive way Rogue thought only one thing.

  'This is gonna be one LOOOOONNNNGGGG night'

IF: should we continue it?

Wanda: It is up to the reviewers what we should do with this; give us some suggestions and stuff!

IF: Later yo

Wanda: Just incase someone wanted to know both of the other stories previously mentioned above shall be updated today also!

IF: WANDA! Don't TELL THEM!

Wanda: Oops! ::smirk::