Bert and Ernie's agenda

by JoeyHensonInteractiveMedia

You've seen Kermit and Leap's Agenda, but have you seen Bert and Ernie's agenda? See what Bert and Ernie will do during the day!

BERT AND ERNIE'S AGENDA

BY

DARIUS KAMRON WHITEHEAD

ERNIE'S DAY

7:30: Get up

8:30: Get ready to start the day

8:31: Stumble out the back door

8:32: Rub nose

8:33: Walk outside the door

8:44: Find a duckie

8:45: Start to laugh

8:50: Find some more duckies

8:53: Feed them birdseed

9:00: Read a report of another crazy guy – courtesy of Jeremy Sonic FrogTable

9:10: Read Kermit's letter while eating breakfast

9:11: Become happy

9:13: Realize it's from Leap

9:14: Start becoming sad

10:00: Take a bath with ol' Rubber Duckie and I

11:00: Get ready to start the party with the duckie

11:30: Realize that Kermit's gonna come to the party

11:31: Invite him and Leap over anyway

11:32: And secretly invite my ol' buddy, Bert!

12:00: Lunch time

12:30: After lunch, eat cookies

2:10: Guests now start arriving with the party for the duckie!

3:30: See Bert!

4:00: Mention Bert over to talk

4:30: Start to hug

5:00: Bert comes too!

5:30: Notice everybody's gone, including Bert and my duckie

5:31: Start to cry

7:40: Cookie Monster comes by

7:41: Feed him a lot of cookies until he can't eat cookies anymore

8:01: Throw him out of my house

8:02: Go to bed

BERT'S DAY

8:00: Get up

8:10: Have some breakfast oatmeal

8:45-10:00: Feed the pigeons some birdseed

10:00: Eat some bread

10:20-11:00: Feed them birdseed again

11:30: Eat some lunch

12:00-4:00: Collect some bottlecaps, paperclips, and erasers

4:10: Meet Frank Oz

4:20: Start talking to Frank Oz, for not being the current performer on Sesame Street

4:30: Start walking outside

4:40: Fly with the pigeons

5:00: Ernie comes by

5:30: Hug him

7:30: Call Ernie and tell him goodnight

8:00: Go to bed

Darius Whitehead does not own Bert or Ernie, Jim Henson owns the Muppet characters himself. Darius does own Jeremy FrogTable though.