Disclaimer: I don't own Prince of Tennis, if I did, I wouldn't be writing fanfics about it and I wouldn't be wishing that Rikkai won Nationals and had more screen time.
This is a birthday fic for mcangel1976! Hope you enjoy! It was a little rushed and I apologize for that, it's not my best work, but it's acceptable. I apologize in advance if I murder anyone's sanity with Akaya's horrible writing.
"BUCHOU! FUKUBUCHOU! MINNA!" A few third years looked over to see what the commotion was about, before realizing that Akaya had been the one to say it.
"Akaya, what do you want?" Jackal came over, possibly making the biggest mistake of his life.
"I got an A on my English essay!"
"Isn't English your worst subject?" Jackal asked.
"Yeah, but I got an A!" Akaya shouted over the commotion on the courts.
"What's it about?" Jackal sweatdropped, wondering if coming over here was a bad idea.
"You guys!"
"...us?"
"The regulars, duh!" Akaya shoved the paper into Jackal's face. "Read it!" Yagyuu happened to be nearby and the second year called him over.
"Akaya wrote an essay on us." Jackal whispered to Yagyuu. "I doubt that it's about our tennis skills." Yagyuu nodded and took the paper from the excited boy.
"My Senpai On the Tennis Team That Are Really Good at Tennis But Aren't Really Sane" Yagyuu read. "You couldn't have had a shorter title?" He asked. Akaya ignored him and gestured for him to continue reading.
"My senpai are really weird people, I think I'm the only sane one on the team. First, we have Jackal-senpai. He's a bald, tan boy who acts as my babysitter. Why do I even need a babysitter anyway? Oh well, back to the topic. He always buys me food and takes me to the arcade after school. He even owns a ramen shop! Well, his family does, it'd be weird if a third year student owned a ramen shop right? Next, the sugar loving freak, Marui-senpai. He's addicted to sweets, he even made Jackal-senpai buy him a whole cake once! Last year, when I was beaten by the Three Demons/Big Three, Marui-senpai and Jackal-senpai took me out for ramen and told me who the TD/BT were.(more info on that later) Now we have Yagyuu-senpai. He seems really polite and gentlemanly on the outside but, if you really spend time with him, you'll see his inner trickster come out. But I really don't like it when he confiscates my manga. Now, you may be wondering where Yagyuu-senpai learns his trickster ways. The answer to that question is simple. Yagyuu-senpai's best friend, Niou-senpai. He's the trickster. He can turn into anyone else with some kind of magic and then he chases me around the school as the principal. I don't like him...okay maybe I like him a little bit. Okay, now onto the first of the Three Demons/Big Three. Yanagi-senpai likes to get data on a bunch of players and then guess what they'll say. It always works! He must be really lucky to get everything right like that. Then we have the fukubuchou of the team and the second Demon, Sanada-fukubuchou. He's really strong in tennis and kendo. And he slaps us when we misbehave or annoy him too much, but it's sorta a hobby of mine and Niou-senpai's. Even if we get assigned a million laps from him some day, we'll still annoy him. He and buchou have known each other since they were four! (Aww I can picture fukubuchou and buchou as little kids) They were really good at tennis before too! Speaking of Buchou, his name is Yukimura. Yukimura-buchou is the strongest person in the Three Demons and junior high circuit but Sanada-fukubuchou is a close second and Yanagi-senpai is a close third. The Seigaku brat that beat fukubuchou and buchou just got lucky! The first time, fukubuchou was worried about buchou! And the second time, buchou was still recovering! Anyway, buchou can take away your senses just by looking at you! Eep! Better stay on his good side, sensei! The only people that have gotten out of getting YIPSed are Yanagi-senpai and fukubuchou! It's sooo scary when you can't, see, hear, feel, taste, smell, or see! Oh wait, I already said see, oh well. Wait did I? Huh, I guess I did. Oh cool! I found a piece of gum under my desk! Free gum! You just stared at me as if you were giving me a death glare. That can't be right though, you love me! Anyway, even if my senpai are anything but sane, they are the best senpais and friends I could have." Yagyuu finished.
"How did you finish all that in one breath?" Jackal asked.
"I have no idea." Yagyuu replied, pushing his glasses up.
"Wait, you think you're sane?" Jackal pointed at Akaya.
"Senpai! There's a back page with a different essay! I got a B on that one but it's still good." Akaya said, ignoring Jackal. Yagyuu handed the paper to Jackal.
"You read this time, I'm feeling a bit lightheaded." Jackal took the paper and cleared his throat.
"My Daily Life and What I Do When I'm Alone In the Clubroom"
"What's with you and long titles?" Jackal narrowed his eyes at the second year.
"Keep going!"
Jackal sighed.
"Okay so when I go to afternoon practice, and when Yukimura-buchou and Sanada-fukubuchou and everyone else leaves the clubroom, I do some fun things before going to practice. First, I set all the showers to have hot water, then I go and terrorize some first year's locker. Then I go to practice. After practice, I go home and get out my pink DS and I start playing the new Pokemon game until I beat the game for the fifth time! Which is usually until ten o'clock. That's why I don't get any of your homework done, by the way. Then I have to play with my seven pets because they'll die if I don't. I named them after my senpai! They're all little puppies! One's really gentle and helpful, unless you take its toys and has a bluish tint in its fur just like Yukimura-buchou's hair so I named that one Yukimura. The second one is really mean sometimes but most of the time, he's nice around Yukimura and the others(the dogs and the persons) so I named him Sanada. Another one likes to have its eyes closed so I named it Yanagi. The fourth one has silver fur, just like Niou-senpai's hair so I named that one after him. The fifth one is always keeping Niou (the dog) from getting in trouble so I named it after Yagyuu-senpai. The sixth one is always energetic and loves sweet things so I named him after Marui-senpai. The last one always keeps me out of trouble so I named him Jackal. Enough about dogs, I want to talk about why I have to take this class. On second thought, I'll save that for another essay. P.S My hand's cramping from writing both these essays so please please please give me good grade."
"That made a very small amount of sense." Yagyuu said.
"Yep." Jackal agreed. Akaya frowned.
"Don't you like it?" Yagyuu thought for a solid minute.
"It's very...nice, Kirihara-kun."
"Yay! Yagyuu-senpai likes my essay!" Akaya shouted, grabbing the paper from Jackal and running full speed towards Yukimura and Sanada.
"Should we warn them about the brutal murder of their sanity they're about to go through?" Yagyuu asked.
"Nah, let them deal with it." Jackal waved it off.
"Moreover, shouldn't we talk to his teacher about giving him an A for such a horrible paper?"
"Ah." Later, all the regulars, minus Yagyuu, Jackal, and Akaya, were found in the library, sitting in a corner, mumbling stuff about sanity, puppies, and stupidity. It took about a half hour to get them back to normal.
"I told you. We should have warned them." Yagyuu said to Jackal.
"Oh well."
Yagyuu sighed. Maybe he should've stuck to golf and then he wouldn't have ever met this crazy boy he called his kohai and friend.
Hope you enjoyed! Yep, the brutal murder of the regulars' sanity is all Akaya's fault. Again, I apologize if seems a bit rushed. I wanted to post it on your birthday! So everyone please review and wish mcangel1976 a Happy Birthday!