A/N: Eyye, lmao, it's Aurora and i'm here with my first ever story! Now, while I do have notes for the first four chapters, that doesn't mean I have the four chapters written out yet. In regards to an update schedule, I will update sporadically, as both my schedule and my motivation can not be classified as a driving factor to finishing this story anytime soon. In the summer, hopefully i'll be able to update more, but for now, please don't have high hopes.

I do not currently have a beta, so everything is proof-read by me. So sorry for any mistakes, I am also working off of my basic Naruto knowledge, so some things might not make much sense. Also, pardon for any formatting problems, I am trying to sort all of that out. This is also a pretty short chapter, sorry.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, nor will I ever. If I did, it wouldn't be as good as what is it now. Also, I don't know how to use this fucking format someone please help me.

Enjoy! Also, if you don't notice, I change Hinata's name every time Naruto mentions her. It's not a mistake.

The last thing Naruto remembered was sitting at Ichiraku Ramen with Sasuke in a restored Konoha, talking and laughing about how Iruka and Kakashi just kept dancing around each other, and if one member of Team 7 would just push, it would all be solved. Of course, when Naruto awoke to find himself stuck in a dark and destroyed wasteland with a giant ass tree, well, excuse him if he had some questions and concerns. Of course, too tired to really be able to do anything, he fell back asleep and woke up into an even more confusing place.

In his opinion, waking up into the weird wasteland was fine, if a bit (a lot) saddening. Waking up into the absolute hell that was his apparent family was number three on his 'fuck-this-shit' list. Many different things combined together that were absolutely not meant to be together made a soup of disaster.

Naruto had some questions, rightfully so, considering he was apparently married to Himawam (Hinatam?) and had two kids, one of whom (in his opinion) was creepily like him, except for the fact that he was a cheating, lying, and potentially murderous shinobi, if he could even be called that.

Not to mention Sasuke, whom, last Naruto checked, was 'gay as hell' (not his words), who was apparently married to Sakura and had a child. Not that Naruto held any aggression towards Sakura as she was a wonderful and talented kunoichi, but forgive him if he was more than a little confused and disturbed. The little solace Naruto had was the fact that Iruka and Kakashi were, apparently, still gay as hell for each other. Some things never change, he guessed.

Deciding to 'fuck this and leave', he attempted to get into his mind to talk to Kurama, the nine-tailed fox that roomed in his mind who didn't pay rent with money but with chakra. After a little ass while, the fox finally allowed him passage into his own mind, which was kinda sad considering it was his mind, but Naruto didn't really have that on the forefront of his mind at that moment.

"Yo, Kurama, do you have any idea what is going on outside in the world? Because it was like one second went by and boom it's like I was sent to hell, but worse, and I really think that's a cause for concern-ttebayo." Naruto said, foregoing any sort of greeting because he was concerned dammit.

"Finally brat, you've come to your senses, at least, the ones you somehow still have." said the fox, batting only three tails instead of all nine, which Naruto chose to interpret as meaning Kurama had actual concern.

"Oof, low blow, but seriously," Kurama snorted, "Hey! But seriously, how the fuck can we fix this. I don't want to be married to Himaton, nor do I want whatever-the-fuck my son's name is. I don't really give a shit about my daughter either, since I didn't even want children, especially not with Hinawon, but she doesn't seem as bad a whomever-the-fuck my son is. How can this fuck-up be fixed?" Naruto asked, dead serious.

"Well, in order to fix this 'fuck-up' as you so eloquently put it, would be to time travel back into the past. By doing so, you are guaranteed to make at least one serious change that would impact the time flow. In simpler words, you need to time travel, and then try to stop certain things from happening. Well, in your case, at least one thing." Kurama explained, laying down on his paws to stare at Naruto.

"Oh, wow. I, uh, I thought you would say something a bit more difficult to achieve." Naruto said, scratching his neck. Kurama grinned.

"That's where you're wrong!" Kurama sang, grin just on this side of 'potentially not going to eat you'. "In order to go back in time, you will have to make a seal, and since currently you are trapped in a genjutsu, you are going to have to be very stealthy, as Kaguya could sense you doing something out of the ordinary. Which would be very bad for both you and me." Kurama said, hoping to impart some knowledge of the potential backlash that could happen.

"How difficult would this seal be?" Naruto asked, mind already planning and reviewing what could happen and when it would happen.

"With your skill level and me helping, it shouldn't be so bad, especially considering the seal itself is not even that difficult of a seal." Kurama mused, looking at Naruto with amusement. "This weekend, I would like you to come into your mind at around eight at night, and begin working on the seal here in your mind. It's one of those seals." Kurama said, about ready to go back to sleep.

"So, a two day seal starting tomorrow?" Naruto asked, confirming what he expected to be the answer.

"Yes, now leave!" Kurama bellowed, kicking Naruto out of this mind and into the body of a man about to wake up with the sun.

"God, this whole is going to be, to quote Shikamaru, troublesome." Naruto complained, but not particularly caring. "Might as well get the last luxuries of the future before I go back in time. Damn, this whole thing fucking sucks."

With that note being his final one, Naruto dressed in what seems assumed he wore daily and exited the house, preparing to go to the library to read some books about time travel, even if none of them held any actual factual information.

"This is going to be very tedious and very troublesome. But if I even want a chance in hell to go home, I guess I don't have a choice." Naruto grumbled, reaching the library. "Time to start reading I guess." Reaching the library and going in, he wandered around, looking for any books that might be relevant to his research. While doing so, he began to look through the so-called 'memories' of his past-future self.

"Wow wait, I'm the Hokage here? Fuck, now I gotta leave a note about where I am, especially since Shikamaru seems to be my adviser and Kakashi seems to occasionally comes to the office to see what's going on. Fuck me up bitch I do not have time for this shit." Naruto grimaced, attempting to come to terms about how maybe-fucked he was.

"Goddammit, this whole thing has gone straight to hell."

A/N: Well, that's it for the first chapter, idk, please review and stuff, I want to have some constrictive feedback on how this chapter went. Thanks!