Bang
Disclaimer – I do not own Fairy Tail
Summary: Gray is just doing some normal shopping. Modern/AU
READ THIS AUTHOR'S NOTE: Gray has a sexual fetish with Natsu dressing up as a cat. However, the cashier—Lucy—is unaware of this and thinks something else.
Bang (Rated M)
Gray sighed in aggravation as he stepped into the store. Who knew having pets could be so troublesome? So here he was, in the pet food isle, looking for the brand Natsu had specifically told him to get for their new cat Happy.
Upon finding it, he tossed the bag over his shoulder and proceeded down the next isle, where he spotted something that brought a sly smirk to his face. Grabbing that as well, he made his way toward the only cash register that was open and dropped his two items on the conveyor belt.
And then his phone buzzed.
Stifling a groan, Gray pulled out his cell and noticed that Natsu was calling him…probably making sure he bought the right cat food or something.
"What now?" Gray snapped as he answered his phone.
Lucy's head jerked upward in surprise. Gray Fullbuster—her smoking hot classmate—was in her line! The Gray Fullbuster was purchasing things in her line! She blindly grabbed the cat food bag and rang it up, trying to listen in on Gray's conversation.
"Yes, I got the cat food," Gray stated. Then he began smirking. "And I got some condoms."
There was a pause, which gave Lucy time to glance at the other item. It was, indeed, a box of condoms. She picked up the item and rang that up, too.
"What do you mean what for?" Gray asked, but then his expression became leery. "I plan on banging a certain kitty later. Is that reason enough?"
The box of condoms promptly fell out of Lucy's hands. Gray Fullbuster was…he was…
"And you know what else?" Gray continued. "I have a certain belled collar and leash that I know will look absolutely sexy on this certain kitty."
Lucy's jaw dropped as she fumbled for the box of condoms.
"I'll also be teaching this certain kitty how to purr under my tender ministrations…all night long. And perhaps he'll be rewarded with a treat. A very special treat involving me thrusting—hello?" Gray turned toward Lucy, who was now pale and sweating. "He hung up. Can you bag those for me?"
Lucy nodded dumbly, still trying to process what she'd heard. Gray Fullbuster was going to…have sex with a…cat?
WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THIS GUY? SHOULD SHE CALL SOMEONE? LIKE PETA? WHAT SHOULD SHE DO?
"That'll be $27.96." Fuck it. She didn't want to get involved.
Gray paid Lucy and grabbed his bags with a smirk. "Now I have a kitty's ass to pound into," he said before leaving.
Lucy choked on the air she'd just inhaled and started coughing.
"Are you all right?" exclaimed the next customer in line, coming to Lucy's aid.
"I'm fine. I'm fine," she said before glancing at the next customer's items. Lube and cat litter.
She fainted.
End