Mouf to Mouf
Albus Dumbledor stood on his own little cloud up in the heavens watching Harry Potter talk with Hermione over the body of Severus Snape. He watched in silence until he heard Miss Granger declare him dead.
Eyes wide, he leant over the edge of his cloud and yelled as loud as he could. "Do mouth to mouth! Be a hero!"
Of course his cries went unanswered. He was dead. After he finished his second round of yelling, a loud PUFF! sounded from his left. Looking to the new comer, he was half surprised to Severus Snape standing beside him in his usual robes and cloak. But what caught his attention; was his pure black wings that classed with his own white ones.
A second after his thoughts ran through his mind, he spun back around and proceeded to yell even louder. "Do it any way!"
Severus stared at his old friend in horror.
It's Halloween
Lily and James Potter sat in front of the large fire in their living room. Lily writing a letter to her friends, James reading the Profit.
*Knock Knock*
Lily looked up from her writing towards the door. "Who is it?"
"DEATH EATERS!"
James paused in his walk to the door. He looked at his wife who was standing in the doorway to the living room blankly. "Go, get Harry!" He yelled, causing to run from the hallway looking really panicked.
James back away from the door.
"Damnit. I told you... TRICK OR TREAT!" One voice shouted.
"It's Halloween apples, you moron." Another said.
James silently walked up the stairs.
"I knew we should have gone with the pizza delivery guy ruse." A third voice said.
"Pizza's here and it's hot, hot, hot!" The first Death Eater sang.
"Betcha can't guess where I'm keeping all this sexy pepperoni." Came the distinct voice of Lucius Malfoy.
*Cricket noises*
"Open the door, you rude bastards!"